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what is your spaghetti policy here?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 9h
lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger
Lane Kiffin being escorted off the field at Kentucky, followed by Kentucky fans filming him and giving him the finger
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never mind, just remembered we're not gonna have baseball next year lmaoooo
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Barves
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate playoff baseball
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking off my analyst hat for a sec…I’m very happy for Michael Penix Jr. Tonight must feel really special for him.
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
has Josh Freese done a stint yet in the band? Pretty sure by law every grunge/rock band from the 90s and early 2000s is required to hire him for at least a year
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you told me the KLB campaign has not spent a single dime on TV ads I would believe you.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dwight Howard returns to his native Georgia.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OOT remake is in uncanny valley territory, not excited about voiced dialogue Looking forward to playing day one
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Justin Ferguson @auburnobserver.com · 08/09/2026
Florida State to the stadium lights:
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Welcome Home" gets all the hubub as "the" Coheed song, but real ball knowers know it's IKSSE3 title track
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 by Coheed and Cambria
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am he As you are he As you are me And we are all spreadsheet people
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my contribution www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QV...
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Easy Lover
YouTube video by Philip Bailey - Topic
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
im tired of this response. i like watching good pregame shows!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my favorite fall out boy song
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we’re so back
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
trend report: this
Angine de poitrine drummer in costume with huge maskCount binfaceBenny safdie as agamenon in odysseyPhoebe Bridgers music video still where she’s riding a motorcycle behind a knight in a huge armor mask
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bought in early on “Drake sucks”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah well Nepal wants to know if you’ve heard of Mt Bofa
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Personally, I am glad the Atlanta Braves didn't make any huge moves during the trade deadline. It's important they keep their eyes on the real prize: valuable real estate acquisitions
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
CFB: UF, AUB, Bama, Liberty, Ohio St NFL: NO, NE, TB, CAR, SF (I guess) NHL: VGK, FL, TOR, PHI, NYR MLB: PHI, NYM, LAD, WASH, STL NBA: I don't know if I truly hate any team. whoever is currently playing the Hawks, I guess.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The minute someone at FIFA starts talking about third-party sources of debt financing is when someone in the room should pull a gun 
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kids: 1 KIDS Act: 0
Reddit post in r/teenager showing an ID for Ramses II and claiming they used it to evade age-verification
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am going to join the Women's Christian Temperance Union bsky.app/profile/catg...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026
uh...yes?
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
pretending you’re a pundit and not obviously addicted to arguing online is a pathetic way to use social media. social media is for posting toilet jokes and replying “hell yeah” to cool shit
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*that's* what this guy looks like???
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"You think you can just steal from us and then walk away?!" "...yeah"
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New: the highly controversial AI music generator Suno was hacked. The hacker sent us Suno source code; it shows the company scraped YouTube Music, Deezer, and Genius. In all, Suno scraped *decades* worth of music from the internet. Obviously didn't pay artists www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 15/07/2026
its going out for a pack of smokes
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koontzy @koontzy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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