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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Literally how these food recalls feel 😂
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hope Suzanne Collins doesn't see this
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Sharon Harvey @grannyblue4.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This should help you.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by @mullanphoto
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Where are the Cullens
Edward Cullen with white text saying "my family, we think of ourselves as vegetarians cause we only survive on the blood of animals."
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My man looking like he's asking the public for any information on his missing Goon sidekick, the tall skinny one.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/06/2026
New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Surely they've suffered enough?
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's Tom Holland Umbrella Day, you know the rules
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16/03/2026
Vince and Landry from the East Dillon Lions in Friday Night Lights
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Lets consider ourselves lucky that the bowling pins arent racist caricatures at least.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Well, electing the worst, most unpalatable person alive is rough on the ol' reputation. We'd be better off being represented by a moldy towel. 😭😭😭
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 28/02/2026
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"
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BART @bart.gov · 19/02/2026
Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I know its not the most important thing but also you dont need an ID to buy alcohol. It is not illegal to buy alcohol without an ID. Most sellers will check/have a policy that requires them to check so they dont accidentally sell to a minor and theyre covering their asses, but its not the law.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hope that Norwegians ex doesn't see this.
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm still long on AOC, I think she'd consolidate the progressive lane if she ran while half a dozen centrist assholes duke it out to see which one can most convincingly refuse to imagine a better world
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
More impossible beauty standards for women
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026
tumblr post:

lesbuchanan
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A suicidal ideology is an excellent way to put it
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I hate how clearly explaining reality sounds insane.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Maybe you do, but I dont.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Elect someone you could leave your drink with. Elect someone you could leave your purse with. These are the bare minimum standards.
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
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Heidi MacDonald @ NYCC @comixace.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maybe we should stick to a message this simple.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/01/2026
I have to say that after living through a satanic panic, it's very weird that everyone is suddenly extremely cool with everything running on ouija board technology
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/01/2026
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
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Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#Feathers&Form is the theme for #BirdOfTheDay. I thought this hummingbird’s feathers were worthy as their feathers diffract the sunlight into a rainbow of colors. #birds #RainbowWings
A backlit hummingbird is caught flying. The wings and tail feathers break the light into rainbow colors.
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CNN @cnn.com · 08/01/2026
A mountain gorilla has given birth to twins in war-ravaged eastern Congo, a national park said, in what it described as “a major event” for the endangered subspecies. cnn.it/4pv5KAu
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/12/2025
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Hmmmm
Independence Day poster with an Alien space ray blowing up the white house.
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Dithereens @kkdithereens.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
This is especially wild bc environmentalist have been asking people to consume less for decades: eat less mean, use less water, drive smaller cars etc and were told to fuck off.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2025
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
for days we got the "Showdown with Socialism" buildup only to get the payoff of Trump essentially saying "wow this socialist guy fuckin rules. I, on the other hand, am a fascist". what a country. what an era bsky.app/profile/self...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/11/2025
graphic in the Mamdani campaign colors and fonts that amusingly* quotes the popular Patricia Lockwood "Miette" tweet thusly:

JAIL FOR MOTHER
for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

* YMMV
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The Progress of Love: Love Letters, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72
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