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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman

@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
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Opinions posted are not my own as I am not real - He/Him/they -Chicago Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - podcast about Kaiju movies at www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod podcast about MtG cards www.youtube.com/@EveryDamnMagicCard

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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 1h
Amazing compliment but this also makes me miss doing very weird sketches for the Brine that I worked on with @cartoonmouse.bsky.social, @misoks.bsky.social, @whitneyarner.bsky.social, @bonnnt.bsky.social, @wolfteeth.net and many other talented people I miss making weird jokes and set ups with
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Jai’ 🌼💕 @sunnijai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 7h
Chicago greatest city in da world baaaaaaby
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 9h
Finally saw the word “gay” censored on insta for a positive story about the LGBTQ+ community as they were worried it’d get flagged. I think anyone should be able to legally hunt Zuckerberg for sport at this point
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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many people are brave enough to put breasts and ass on their reptile women. Tezuka was brave enough to put em on a whole ass snake, making him braver than all of the troops.
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big Daddy stogies™ now with that acetaminophen you love and crave. Smoke up, kids!
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sick and had to come into work because my whole team is out; feeling like absolute shit BUT I did have the thought that the funniest way you could dispense medicene would be through smoking a cigar so that’s something
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An amusing dream! But…what if you made it real?
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hand painted 'The Cat Returns' Arahbo - an underrated Ghibli classic.
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll be honest with you all: this guy looks freakin’ NUTS
Package art for Popping Candy Cola with some little gremlin rabbit guy throwing bombs around and um, I’M SORRY, that’s not how we act in polite society
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder how Duncan Trussell is doooooooaaaaaaagghhhhhhh!!!!
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have “excuse me, do you work here?” bod
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My kids are obsessed with the mice from Cinderella and Sebastian the Crab from the Little Mermaid. It’s really comforting to see they attach themselves to the freaks in any form of media they view just like their dear old dad
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what i like about jojo's bizarre adventure is the extreme comfort in knowing no one else understands it either. even before watching, you let go of the project of comprehension and let wash over you, zenlike, a wave only its creator considers coherent. araki is much like david lynch in this way
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, I should like actually link to the full Every Damn Magic Card! episode about the book dick (which is such a funny episode that I am upset I wasn’t on this one) youtu.be/Ys2ywyqfxZI?...
youtu.be
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YouTube video by Every Damn Magic Card!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's wild to me how consistently funny and good @everydamnmagiccard.bsky.social is. Even if you don't play Magic, we promise you this: we'll talk about dicks a lot Exhibit A - Book dick
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dressing @ddressing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@robotrad.bsky.social at my local pauper night someone pulled this out
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Telling my kids this from now on to keep the legend alive
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ari(sothoth) @arisothoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its kill jace day everybody go kill jace at your prerelease
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw a lot of dead moths on the way to work today. This better not be an omen, I don’t got time for that shit
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*poofs in* it’s called Magic: the Gathering, my dudes
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I simply love the coin freak
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call me when Nate Fielder meets Dracula.
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every furry on planet earth is a thousand times more healthy and mentally sound than this fucked up pervert freak
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I'M FROM THE INTERNET podcast @iftipod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This week on #IFTIpod we're talking about the webcomic Sabrina Online. It's turning 30 years old, and true to its name there's a lot of internet history to dig into here! Also a lot of babes. shows.acast.com/im-from-the-...
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Sabrina Online | I'M FROM THE INTERNET
30 years of finding skunks on the side of the information superhighway
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New @everydamnmagiccard.bsky.social episode with @clistervision.bsky.social was so off the wall we had to do two clips. Don't make Tony sad by casing a 6/6 with nuttin' for 7 mana
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dish @dishwasherpossum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name 5 albums that helped shape you: Title - Band 1. Places Like This - Architecture in Helsinki 2. Fate - Dr. Dog 3. The Money Store - Death Grips 4. The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks 5. Sonic Firestorm - Dragonforce
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Would yassifying a bimbo be like dividing by 0? Hello, welcome to my social media presence: it’s always like this and I am so sorry
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OK, so good news is that Mamdani was struck with the Stand Arrow and it allowed him to activate his latent Stand abilities. Here’s the bad news…
Mamdani with Trump right over his shoulder
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New craziest sentence I’ve ever read just dropped
As a girl who is constantly praying for the marvel cast to know Jesus, this is wrecking me
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, buddy: I know this world is unfair and sucks shit. They haven't made a new Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor in a decade, this is how I know we live in dark times
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Liking and reposting my own bad joke because I believed in me when no one else would
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the echoverse, the new Zach Cregger film would have been based off the video game series Guest Good
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a 4 year old means I’ve listened to Let it Go like a hundred times and you know what? It is a banger and they should give more women ice powers, it really shows how behind we are as a society
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 20/09/2026
Late night politics cos i'm tired of the same boring takes Dems are being paid to attack trans people. They are being told to move on this front so that they can get money. The only proof you need is how disastrously unpopular it is. They are not doing it for votes. They are performing for donors
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since the dawn of man, humans have fuckin’ loved memes
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Bobbi :3 @bobbi74.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was tasked to make a little welcome sign for a friend’s wedding yesterday and I crushed it, other than forgetting “‘s” and essentially making a joke sign you’d see in Arrested Development
A double happiness sign with two possums on it all dolled up Chalk drawing of the text “Welcome to Lou and Erica wedding”
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if I'm honest: I love these friggin shadows on the cave wall. I'm glad this is all there is
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At a friend’s wedding and there’s an older lady going from group to group talking about her love of gummi bears and I can’t tell if this is a bit but I am in love
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Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Folks, if you’re voting definitely check this list. It’s more important than ever to show anyone spouting anti-trans politics they’re not welcome in any footing of power Also saying “fuck Billy Pencils” for good measure
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18/09/2026
Choose your fighter.
A brick building with a storefront. A black awning over the door says “THE COMPUTER GUY”. Lettering in the window for the same store says “Computer Maid”.
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