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bitch princess of everything (batty)

@batshaped.bsky.social
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Unwholesome cartoon character that became a storyboard artist HELLOFROMHALOHEAD.com **NUDITY, BLOOD/INJURY, DARK/MATURE THEMES** Personal art. Bad opinions mine work inquiries - batployment@gmail.com commissions - vgen (vgen.co/batshaped) or DM me

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 6h
dreamed my dad warned me about “superintelligent ants” at his rental so i went to get some raid but the cupboards were bare because the first thing the ants had done was find and incorporate all bottles of insecticide into the foundation of the tiny superstructure they built in front of the fridge
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oops they got transported to the 2000s again
chloe and clair in a y2k-ish style
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
hands-on [Originally posted June 16, 2021]
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guardrails
clair guarding a b&w (and red) chloe
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Saturni "Tyrant" Rose @saturni-rose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does the cage keep the heart trapped or safe
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guardrails
clair guarding a b&w (and red) chloe
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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ezra🐇🌊🐙 @thewiredept.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
clair's delusional cope reality
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finger painting
clair finger painting with red (?)
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what i like about jojo's bizarre adventure is the extreme comfort in knowing no one else understands it either. even before watching, you let go of the project of comprehension and let wash over you, zenlike, a wave only its creator considers coherent. araki is much like david lynch in this way
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Jamie 🌺 @purplebushie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I finally got my son boy some PJs that fit!! He’s borrowing my sleep mask (Achilles belongs to @batshaped.bsky.social and is from her cool comic Welcome to Halo Head!! This one belongs to me though :>)
Achilles the cat in pink gingham pjs
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally set up a vgen, potentially ending the era of no one one knowing if my commissions are open or not due to me constantly forgetting to post about them LOL vgen.co/batshaped
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batty (@batshaped)
Check out batty's commissions and portfolio! | comic/storyboard artist with a surprising color sense ...
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Gay @fruitydog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're saving the trolls community one post at a time, thank you
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i was like why is this thing called debbie and then i realized it's probably cause it's after debbie harry (of blondie) because it's. hairy
debbie from trolls 2
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hang on im just gonna get super into trolls 2 real quick
queen barb!!!!!
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
steel ball run was a documentary
The men's marathon at the 1904 Summer Olympics in St. Louis, Missouri, United States, took place on August 30 of that year, over a distance of 24 miles 1500 yards (40 km).[1]

The race was run during the hottest part of the day on dusty country roads with minimal water supply; while 32 athletes coming from seven nations (the United States, France, Cuba, Greece, the Orange River Colony, Great Britain, and Canada) competed, only 14 managed to complete the race,[2] which was a bizarre affair due to poor organization and officiating.[3] While Frederick Lorz was greeted as the apparent winner, he was later disqualified as he had hitched a ride in a car for part of the race. The actual winner, Thomas Hicks, was near collapse and hallucinating by the end of the race, a side effect of being administered brandy, raw eggs, and strychnine by his trainers. The fourth-place finisher, Andarín Carvajal, took a nap during the race after eating spoiled apples.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mad scientist vs monster comms now open! -halloween icon! -$60 each (can get multiple) -choose either costume—includes elements listed in the reference image below -open til 10/31/2026 on halloween i'll count up the icons and find out which side won! DM with links to character refs to inquire!
MONSTER icon
Red eyes, torn clothes, multicolor patched skin, stitches

MAD SCIENTIST icon
Swirly goggles, wild white hair, lab coat, scheming pose

-$60 each
-bold lines/shapes with reduced detail for clarity at small sizes
-Any character ok (yours or fan/gift art)

Thanks to my lab rat guinea pigs! (@SheepishLaurie on left, @thewiredept on right)
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
late to the party but everyone was right trolls 2 is good
1) "BUT THEY'RE TOTALLY CATCHY!"

2) "YOU TAKE THAT BACK QUEEN IS OURS"

3) "WE CAN SHARE THEM!"

4) "NO WE FUCKING CAN'T"
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
late to the party but everyone was right trolls 2 is good
1) "BUT THEY'RE TOTALLY CATCHY!"

2) "YOU TAKE THAT BACK QUEEN IS OURS"

3) "WE CAN SHARE THEM!"

4) "NO WE FUCKING CAN'T"
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
seven year old child at this event: i finally have a kid friend here now me: oh really, who’s that her: (like i’m stupid) you
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the feminine urge to be a demiurge
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
official wings-folded lugia art is killing me he looks so stupid
lugia chickenmoded
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she would never ever ever call your problem stupid even if it's not even really a problem
plum being an active listener
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Saturni "Tyrant" Rose @saturni-rose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even artists need a break from their passions. Another @batshaped.bsky.social commission, this time featuring Andy visiting the beach before summer's end.
an anthropomorphic dog woman of dalmatian persuasion but with purple spots is striding under bright clouds in indigo beachwear, a golden yellow beachball under one arm, her other hand holding a popsicle she's having a taste of
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the question was rhetorical. you do need a hug
clair hugging chloe
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
we might as well keep climbing
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one is ever going to draw a better picture than this for the rest of our species existence
the original aisha from neopets
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i only have time for important thoughts
slowpoke (commission for thewiredept)
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Saturni "Tyrant" Rose @saturni-rose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A commission by @batshaped.bsky.social where Andy and Jun meet for coffee and one of their usual bull sessions, but Andy gets... a little worked up.
two cartoon characters are sat at a booth table to have coffee together, one a dog girl with white fur and purple spots, and the other a rabbit with gray fur. the dog girl appears to be upset about something, and in her ranting has knocked her cup, and the rabbit pulling hers away knocking some napkins in the table in the process, worried the other's drink may spill
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
meow (?)
arceus (commission for dracosfire7)
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
moody high-end gallery artist whose tortured expressions of the soul somehow always end up looking like this
1) "IT CANNOT BE *SEEN* UNTIL IT IS *DONE*"

2) "I AM NOT PAYING RENT ON THIS STUDIO SPACE FOR *YOU* TO EXPENSIVELY STAND AROUND IN IT.""..."
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
meow (?)
arceus (commission for dracosfire7)
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A Dog Who Thinks She's a People @sappholopod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Too too cool, the Batty Zines arrived!! Very glad to have these, and I really appreciate the cute Plum @batshaped.bsky.social drew for me!!
Angel's Advocate and Moon Phases ZinesPlum the shoulder devil saying 'Hi April!' alongside a signature from Batty.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Angel's Advocate solo orders open! Moon Phases is now SOLD OUT! Only AA is available now. Please see image 2 (or its alt text) for ordering instructions. Orders of multiple AA books should be okay but I will have to calculate the cost on a custom basis. Just mention it in your email. Thanks!
Moon Phases is SOLD OUTAngel’s Advocate orders!
Standard size comic book (6.625 x 10.25”)

Contains the first 24 pages of 
my 2017 comic “Angel’s Advocate.”
Will sign the outer back cover upon request.

Cost (includes shipping)

To USA: $18

To Canada): $20

To all other locations): $23

email batployment@gmail.com to reserve.

Stock is somewhat limited but I am fairly confident I still have enough that everyone who still wants a book can get one—but first come first served, of course.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
september is fall enough
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my contribution to the horseplay stamp rally at efnw... you better believe i was ready to destroy all my friends to secure this assignment. and never look back
twilight sparkle (ditto edition)
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
accessorizing
mars and achilles plush with extra head (and... neck) wear
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
she is so full of optimism it would be a shame if
hopeful plum
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oops they got transported to the 2000s again
chloe and clair in a y2k-ish style
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there’s gotta be a costco “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i will kill you” type of guy at the arizona iced tea corporation just no one ever bothered to leak his threats
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Dong Quixote @amphoera.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
achille s @batshaped.bsky.social
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
how do you fit a brain capable of so much anxiety into such a tiny little skull
plum being very small
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
plum! (commission for fruitydog)
plum looking anxious
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
coyote v acme was CUTE and FUN!!!!!!!!!
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lucky enough to have the original of this... ! i need to make some plans to frame it or something...
"rift" by eggoatt
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tawny and chimeric @eggoatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rift (pepper is from "hello from halo head" by @batshaped.bsky.social)
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
y! 2!! k!!!!!!!!! [Originally posted June 21, 2024]
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 26/08/2026
amazing commission from all-time genius @batshaped.bsky.social, the only artist i know who can pull this much color out of a character usually drawn in exactly three
A vibrant and elaborately rendered marker drawing of Summer from Nothing Doing reading a copy of “The Summer Book” by Tove Jansson The same drawing framed and paired with a similar drawing of Autumn from Nothing Doing reading Catch-22.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
but im a cheerleader
oricorio (commission for furgel)
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