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@whitneyarner.bsky.social
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no longer important online and loving it. they/them. soup recipe patreon: patreon.com/whitneyarner

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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the picture @boldfashioned.com took of me is so good I'll actually post here
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
briefly considered if being able to turn off reposts might make me return over here but unfortunately One Thousand People follow me and I no longer desire that level of attention and scrutiny. anyway do locked accounts next!!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
briefly popping in to show you this incredible Emma picture my friend who was catsitting took. okay bye
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
hello dropping in briefly to confirm I'm alive and also that Emma recently caught a mouse! it got away in the end but she absolutely fucked it up all day. here are some pictures of her. okay bye.
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
dropping in for a sec to show you this
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
okay okay here's Emma real quick so you know she's soft and good as always
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I have realized I do not like this platform at all and probably won't be using it much anymore. I'll probably check in from time to time but if you want to talk to me I have a very obvious discord name. may you all be less miserable
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Naked Gun very funny!!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I spent ten years thinking I was allergic to peanuts and then a few weeks ago I accidentally ate some peanuts and was fine. now I'm living the life. peanut butter cups. pad thai. my mouth is a little itchy but it's worth it
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I'm the PC and I'm so excited to be kidnapped!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
1:30am on a Wednesday and suddenly I remember the Rihanna plane
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
such a beautiful kitty!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
don't be so mean to your hair
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
it's not the avocado toast and lattes that have kept me from home ownership, it's my insistence on buying the most luxurious toilet paper money can buy
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
wow Emma! you have such great taste! other people should buy Simplicity by @mattielubchansky.com too!!
my cat posed with a copy of Simplicity by Mattie Lubchansky
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
an important thing I learned about myself this week is that I can confidently explain Death Stranding and answer questions about it. while high in a swimming pool
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2025
my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited and nervous for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
the cover of SIMPLICITY: the main character of the story, Lucius, getting pulled down and off the page by glowing vines. A pair of hands from a robed figure reaches for him.
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
puppygirl on that pet pharmacy estradiol
Instagram ad for a bottle of estradiol from Chewy pet store pharmacy
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
she was ON ONE today. full of demands! the nature of those demands? who knows!!
my cat Emma sitting on the edge of my desk with a demanding expression
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
me: I'll probably finish up Death Stranding tonight, I'm pretty obviously at endgame hideo kojima:
video game auteur and genius hideo kojima, smirking
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
good morning, Gundam Wing is 30 years old youtu.be/0iaEZzOkcDw?...
youtu.be
【30周年記念映像】新機動戦記ガンダムW-operation30th-
YouTube video by ガンダムチャンネル
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I beg your pardon?
my cat with an expression like an offended dowager
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
cutting all your hair off even if you have relatively short hair feels great and everyone should do it at least once
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
febreeze is short for female breeze
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I rewatched Phantom Menace for the first. time since it came out last night and god. that movie sucks so bad.
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm like 50 hours into playing Death Stranding and the main thing I'd like to say at this point is: zipliiiiiiiiiiinnnnesss
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I don't think I've grown out the shortest parts of my hair enough to get a haircut I like tomorrow but also if I don't get a haircut tomorrow I'm going to have to cut my own head off
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
my grandmother died yesterday and for unclear reasons my reaction to this has been to go through all my clothing drawers and clear out all the stuff I don't wear and can give to a thrift store
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
eating watermelon with tajin
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
the netflix documentary about the Oceangate sub made my blood pressure go crazy so I'm calming down the usual way: watching ASMR videos of fancy bartenders making cocktails with exquisite care www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccmz...
youtube.com
33가지 칵테일 만드는 영상
YouTube video by 빠슐랭Barchelin
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
she is unbearably precious
My cat Emma sitting neatly with her head tilted slightly off to the side, with what looks like a little smile on her face
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
eating a salad
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
glad I can turn off notifications for likes and reposts now. that's none of my business
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I want to post my stoned drafts that I previously posted on twitter. I'm going to do it because they make me laugh
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
a friend had a dream a while back about a salad consisting primarily of blueberries and cilantro and I created it today (with bulgur wheat and a lemon-orange-olive oil dressing)
a bowl of bulgur wheat, blueberries, and chopped cilantro
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kate @bigchallenges.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
made this tonight and it's sooooo good! plain tortellini soup was a comfort meal for me growing up and this was a perfect punch-up. HIGHLY recommend making it during a summer storm
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
read my pornography!! it's silly and short!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I could be a Beloved Child of the House if I didn't need a fan pointed at me at all times lest I die
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I have a story in this! It's Without a Trace, the first story in the issue, and it's short, silly, and smutty. Give it a read, and the rest of the issue too!
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
UGH I miss cohost
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I wanna be honest with you: I have the week off of work and also have had cocktails and was like, maybe I bring back one of my old twitter bits. Like where I give people compliments or even people DM me their phone numbers and I leave them voicemails. But turns out I don't have the energy for that.
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"haha, you do" I said aloud at one point in this. followed by "you really do, we have mutual friends who are exactly that." I WILL NOT REVEAL WHAT POINT I SAID THIS. it was really funny and you should watch it! also it's the least recognizable I've ever seen the Bell House stage, somehow
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
watching dropout and remembered the time I was so depressed and hated my job so much I did look into what it took to be a court stenographer. did I do that? I'LL NEVER TELL
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I have a story in this! It's Without a Trace, the first story in the issue, and it's short, silly, and smutty. Give it a read, and the rest of the issue too!
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Shousetsu Bang*Bang @s2b2.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Oh look, it's just what the doctor ordered: a new issue of Shousetsu Bang*Bang! Find the cure to all your ills in our Bedside Manner issue. Come take your medicine (for free) at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/bang-...
SSBB issue 115 cover
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I woke up with "I Got You Babe" in my head, which makes me worry I might time loop
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
sitting outside on a beautiful day drinking a beer and remembering how wonderful cohost was
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
NEVER doubt my dedication to soup. tortellini egg drop soup, made today in 98F weather, recipe on the 1st in the soup patreon. patreon.com/whitneyarner
a bowl of tortellini egg drop soup with green onions
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whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
あ!
my cat Emma sitting with her little white paws cutely together, looking up at the camera with big wide green eyes my cat Emma sitting with her little white paws cutely together, looking up at the camera with big wide green eyes, but now with her toothless mouth wide open yelling at me
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