whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the picture @boldfashioned.com took of me is so good I'll actually post here 2320
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026briefly considered if being able to turn off reposts might make me return over here but unfortunately One Thousand People follow me and I no longer desire that level of attention and scrutiny. anyway do locked accounts next!! 1170
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026briefly popping in to show you this incredible Emma picture my friend who was catsitting took. okay bye 4571
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026hello dropping in briefly to confirm I'm alive and also that Emma recently caught a mouse! it got away in the end but she absolutely fucked it up all day. here are some pictures of her. okay bye. 0460
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025okay okay here's Emma real quick so you know she's soft and good as always 0300
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I have realized I do not like this platform at all and probably won't be using it much anymore. I'll probably check in from time to time but if you want to talk to me I have a very obvious discord name. may you all be less miserable 6261
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I spent ten years thinking I was allergic to peanuts and then a few weeks ago I accidentally ate some peanuts and was fine. now I'm living the life. peanut butter cups. pad thai. my mouth is a little itchy but it's worth it 0290
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 07/08/20251:30am on a Wednesday and suddenly I remember the Rihanna plane 040
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025it's not the avocado toast and lattes that have kept me from home ownership, it's my insistence on buying the most luxurious toilet paper money can buy 3301
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025wow Emma! you have such great taste! other people should buy Simplicity by @mattielubchansky.com too!! 1570
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 02/08/2025an important thing I learned about myself this week is that I can confidently explain Death Stranding and answer questions about it. while high in a swimming pool 0150
Reposted by whitmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2025my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited and nervous for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz 291261283
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 26/07/2025she was ON ONE today. full of demands! the nature of those demands? who knows!! 2962
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 26/07/2025me: I'll probably finish up Death Stranding tonight, I'm pretty obviously at endgame hideo kojima: 1230
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 25/07/2025good morning, Gundam Wing is 30 years old youtu.be/0iaEZzOkcDw?...youtu.be【30周年記念映像】新機動戦記ガンダムW-operation30th-YouTube video by ガンダムチャンネル 4266
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 20/07/2025cutting all your hair off even if you have relatively short hair feels great and everyone should do it at least once 2160
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I rewatched Phantom Menace for the first. time since it came out last night and god. that movie sucks so bad. 1190
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I'm like 50 hours into playing Death Stranding and the main thing I'd like to say at this point is: zipliiiiiiiiiiinnnnesss 250
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I don't think I've grown out the shortest parts of my hair enough to get a haircut I like tomorrow but also if I don't get a haircut tomorrow I'm going to have to cut my own head off 130
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 16/07/2025my grandmother died yesterday and for unclear reasons my reaction to this has been to go through all my clothing drawers and clear out all the stuff I don't wear and can give to a thrift store 2320
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025the netflix documentary about the Oceangate sub made my blood pressure go crazy so I'm calming down the usual way: watching ASMR videos of fancy bartenders making cocktails with exquisite care www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccmz...youtube.com33가지 칵테일 만드는 영상YouTube video by 빠슐랭Barchelin 0110
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 08/07/2025glad I can turn off notifications for likes and reposts now. that's none of my business 170
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I want to post my stoned drafts that I previously posted on twitter. I'm going to do it because they make me laugh 8716
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 02/07/2025a friend had a dream a while back about a salad consisting primarily of blueberries and cilantro and I created it today (with bulgur wheat and a lemon-orange-olive oil dressing) 1110
Reposted by whitkate @bigchallenges.bsky.social · 02/07/2025made this tonight and it's sooooo good! plain tortellini soup was a comfort meal for me growing up and this was a perfect punch-up. HIGHLY recommend making it during a summer storm 081
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I could be a Beloved Child of the House if I didn't need a fan pointed at me at all times lest I die 061
Reposted by whitwhit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I have a story in this! It's Without a Trace, the first story in the issue, and it's short, silly, and smutty. Give it a read, and the rest of the issue too! 1114
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I wanna be honest with you: I have the week off of work and also have had cocktails and was like, maybe I bring back one of my old twitter bits. Like where I give people compliments or even people DM me their phone numbers and I leave them voicemails. But turns out I don't have the energy for that. 2170
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025"haha, you do" I said aloud at one point in this. followed by "you really do, we have mutual friends who are exactly that." I WILL NOT REVEAL WHAT POINT I SAID THIS. it was really funny and you should watch it! also it's the least recognizable I've ever seen the Bell House stage, somehow 3191
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025watching dropout and remembered the time I was so depressed and hated my job so much I did look into what it took to be a court stenographer. did I do that? I'LL NEVER TELL 0100
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I have a story in this! It's Without a Trace, the first story in the issue, and it's short, silly, and smutty. Give it a read, and the rest of the issue too! 1114
Reposted by whitShousetsu Bang*Bang @s2b2.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Oh look, it's just what the doctor ordered: a new issue of Shousetsu Bang*Bang! Find the cure to all your ills in our Bedside Manner issue. Come take your medicine (for free) at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/bang-... 03018
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I woke up with "I Got You Babe" in my head, which makes me worry I might time loop 1150
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025sitting outside on a beautiful day drinking a beer and remembering how wonderful cohost was 0140
whit @whitneyarner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025NEVER doubt my dedication to soup. tortellini egg drop soup, made today in 98F weather, recipe on the 1st in the soup patreon. patreon.com/whitneyarner 0210