Reposted by Tom ElliottSimon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months. 22924237
Reposted by Tom ElliottMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders 3624
Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eagles: Not allowed to win tonight hopefully Dalton is gone tomorrow 020
Reposted by Tom ElliottJimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2. 2024919
Reposted by Tom Elliottnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6453452139
Reposted by Tom ElliottSara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875471457
Reposted by Tom ElliottBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh 626726
Reposted by Tom ElliottGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is 414211
Reposted by Tom ElliottActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814245719
Reposted by Tom ElliottLancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How it’s gonna feel to watch the 2026 Phillies with 6 games left and a magic number of 3 5789
Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Has to be good enough for top 24 in the Ringer rankings 000
Reposted by Tom ElliottMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices. 633174668
Reposted by Tom ElliottKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do 171657261
Reposted by Tom ElliottJacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The fact that both Democrats and Republicans are racing to the 10 side of a 90-10 issue really tells you a lot about the state of our democracy (it's a corporatocracy), and how both parties view democracy in general (as a nuisance). 331366387
Reposted by Tom ElliottAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth 11678603674
Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It doesn't make sense! How does Etienne look they're not showing this game at all on Red Zone 100
Reposted by Tom ElliottRowan Hooper @rowhoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comClimate solutions most likely to reach ‘positive tipping points’ revealed by scientistsGlobal shift towards clean electricity could trigger ‘cascade’ of progress, helping reduce air pollution, cut waste and revive oceans 3823362
Reposted by Tom ElliottJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 03/09/2026do not into that good night be gently guided-- 129265
Reposted by Tom ElliottThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more… 121416176
Reposted by Tom ElliottPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779181985
Reposted by Tom ElliottAdolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 30/08/2026Why young people hate AI even more? 2143271296
Reposted by Tom ElliottJohn Carl Baker @johncarlbaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is a machine to ethnically cleanse the country - and anyone who pretends otherwise is kidding themselves 3325321152
Reposted by Tom ElliottRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[pushing a button on my desk that is not connected to anything and speaking to no one]: janice, hold my calls youtu.be/o4I-Y8XiBIs?...youtu.be'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 562195
Reposted by Tom ElliottThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223506263
Reposted by Tom ElliottBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/08/2026I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of Americatheringer.comWhy the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a BeeThe giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts. 34396142
Reposted by Tom ElliottFabio Chiusi @fabiochiusi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“El Niño will act like a climate time machine, temporarily pushing global temperatures to levels that might not otherwise be reached for another decade or so.” www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026... 1418497
Reposted by Tom ElliottSos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop. 4134411219
Reposted by Tom Elliottdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183695
Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 09/08/20261) win lottery 2) buy a minor league team 3) get super interested in the concessions setup 4) open a speakeasy on the third base line 5) ???? 6) debtor's prison 140
Reposted by Tom Elliottjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the 2026 buisness owner 282674439
Reposted by Tom ElliottBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure 364288602
Reposted by Tom ElliottDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is how she got banned from Bluesky btw 425724
Reposted by Tom ElliottOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on 7857441156
Reposted by Tom Elliottmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026German broadcast. Nailed it 139149754994
Reposted by Tom Elliottjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 19/07/2026[argentina voice] mods...MODS... 244577
Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026P: Gulch - Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress B: Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK 020
