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Tom Elliott

@kingtom.bsky.social
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mostly pretty good, mostly pretty alright

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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 1h
Let's not people are trying to have a nice weekend
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 19h
Ah
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Won't someone think of the calves
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Lesson Dems Refuse To Learn
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think it was good for Ossoff to do that? Should people not pay attention to what elected officials do?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To me,, these are the same
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay to be clear I'm much more concerned with the actively occurring mass killings than the legal definition of genocide as anything else would be utterly sociopathic
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real quick, intent aside, which side has a state military to actually prosecute a genocide?
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Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trotter was good today I'm less worried about zbaun
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We won the super bowl just 2 seasons ago, 1.25 seasons ago on the consistent strength of half time adjustments
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's dealing with a lot man whole team hurt
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe even a few
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A couple bud, he can get us a couple
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus christ
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then Q goes down and I guess we pack it up now?
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marrison Hevis
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Discovering football fan from first principles
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10 wings is fine 8 is fine 5 is a joke
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4!
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earned!
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why so Nola could do it later?
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would have been cool if he did it oh well
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a man - folks, this is a man, his front porch is knee deep in dead birds, very disgusting. Very nasty.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He SHOULD have won the game yesterday!
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter
Nails
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no (Phillies)
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And then an actual-death (team) one
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1) Dalton 2) Refs 3) Keenum legit hooping
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn I hate this shit good job
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the best days of my life
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They had a plan
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dying on the "this was Dalton" hill after the end of the first half
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles: Not allowed to win tonight hopefully Dalton is gone tomorrow
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2.
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Says Something About Society
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😁
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@donham.bsky.social
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is upsetting in a visceral way
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Tom Elliott @kingtom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't say primo snizz
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How it’s gonna feel to watch the 2026 Phillies with 6 games left and a magic number of 3
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