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Kinetic Karma

@kinetickarma.bsky.social
427 followers 720 following 294 posts

Independent AF, Traveler, Survivor, Mountain Dweller, Tech Genius, Wise Old Soul, Purveyor of Snark Laced Witty Comebacks There are two sides to Karma, which one you get depends on which path you choose. Choose wisely

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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 16h
If you have Republican friends who voted for him but are now turning on him. You must remind them that turning on him is not enough. You must also turn on all those who enabled him
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nebraska Republicans can go eat a bag of Dicks! Wait, they'd like that. Nebraska Republicans can go fuck a Cactus!
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously people, learn how a fucking roundabout works!
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing that comes with age is the realization that some people you once revered and respected, aren't really worthy of it.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish upon the executives at American Airlines, a lifetime of drizzlin shits at the most inconvenient times
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump wants desperately to be liked by more uneducated male voters. That's why he is growing titties.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Witness relocation program and chill...wink
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wouldn’t need an exit interview, but I would like to sit a few people down for an I Think You Suck meeting.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lauren Boebert definitely has a secret only fans
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But I don't want to get my shit together
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky is great if you want to get pissed off enough to deep clean your house.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a condition called stupid intolerance
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
go away Mondays, nobody likes you
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just ran the numbers, and i've come to the conclusion, fuck this.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baby I'm Gen X, I lost my ability to give a fuck decades ago.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: If I have to wear a tie, I'm out. Mom: It's a funeral, you're wearing a tie. Me: Nope. Get someone else to do your dirty work, lady.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently someone stole the animatronic drummer from a DC Chucky Cheese, put a Mitch McConnell mask on it, and wheeled it into the Senate.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just take your expectations of me and lower it a few notches
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Im Gen X so naturally my response to any fight is going to start with Yo Momma!
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The nonsensical posts will continue until she follows me back
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna walk by people today and whisper I know what you did
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Climate change will affect you whether you believe in it or not. That’s why smart people call it science.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a thick fog this morning. Im tempted to get lost in it, never to be seen again.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anybody investing in anything related to AI, should have a good understanding of what circular financing is. Understand it before the AI bubble pops.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/09/2026
fine, I'll get out of bed, but let the record show that I should be sleeping
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Feeling a little fucktose intolerant today.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear world, please hold for a little bit. We will be correcting our error in management soon.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Posted on social media that I was spending the night relaxing and playing with my pussy. Showed my cat the 2389 dick pic dm's I got. He wasn't impressed with any of them.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"My give a fucks are on vacation"
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: USDA warning: do not consume any food.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In case you ever wonder, I’m always rooting for you 💕
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My grocery store is doing its part to cut prices. They have one aisle now labeled “infectious meat,” another with recalled products, and an “explosive diarrhea” discount vegetable area. #MAHA
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its not just that Trump is a complete fucking idiot with the attitude and disposition of a spoiled 12 year old. Its that all the Republicans around him who have the power to stop him, are just letting him be that complete fucking idiot.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have found the best way to deal with MAGA. Just look at them dead in the face, then shake your head and audibly laugh and walk away. They really really really hate that.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thinking about developing some social skills
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Right every company is selling their products as AI enhanced because they think that is what the consumers want. It wont be long before they will be selling products as "AI free" when they finally realize the consumers value their privacy.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
normalize being useless to people who don't appreciate you
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Saying "save the libraries" to MAGA is like saying "save the pools" to someone who cant swim.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I’m not like a little mean to you, I don’t really like you.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When you wonder about the general intelligence of people remember, they have to put up warning signs to tell people not to enter the crocodile paddock.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sliding into your BSky . . . Other reply guys: Oh baby you are so sexy, I want to meet you and do $*@&%^! to you! Me: Your intelligence, adjective use of profanity, care for human rights, and proper grammar makes me wish to consume more of your essence.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is no such thing as good History or bad History. It's just History.
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OneBlueIris, Tapatío Temptress @oneblueiris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think I’m becoming a regular at the local Mexican restaurant … and I’m not mad about it 🌮
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Accidently left my garage door open last night. I shouldn't say this online, but there were three full gas cans in there. Got lucky for sure. I could have lost thousands of dollars if someone would have seen those just laying about.
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Abuser Max Miller will end up getting pushed out of Congress. He will then be hired by ICE
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Kinetic Karma @kinetickarma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
All Musk has to do now is shave his head bald and he will complete his transition to Lex Luther.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dumb people gonna dumb
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
turns out stupid hot people aren't all that hot
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