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A local himbo, a real straight (skeet) shooter 📍WV

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I am your servant may I light your cigarette” is the goat horny lyric
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 13/03/2026
george lucas saying “still think trade route disputes are a stupid plot point bitch?”
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it is a real hit tho, im sorry.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think people get so flabbergasted by cumming in the fluffer that everybody kind of glosses over the fact that ~40% of participants didn't cum at all, which feels like real amateur hour shit from a sex cult
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me to @fartbarfuncle.bsky.social last weekend
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in light of this current cultural moment, its time to admit there was a girl I had a crush on in like 2012 that loved Ed Sheeran so I pretended to be into him for like three months. Not my proudest moment 😞
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
day drinking on a Sunday afternoon before a Monday holiday. What a concept 😌
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Ginning up” “instead of soberly attending to” lmao
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Adults on FX is so good, the heart of community with the jokes per minute of 30 rock, I hope it gets a third season 🙏
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jam Stroker’s Fuckula
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time I see a movie I do a dive on its Wikipedia page
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*walking around with a boner 24/7* I, errrr, uh, have cancer
Gizmodo
© Orawan Pattarawimonchai via Shutterstock
Viagra Could Be a Secret Weapon Against Cancer
By Ed Cara
Jul 27, 2026 | 4:05 PM
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mom did this move at least three times during the odyssey when we saw it tonight
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
family salad time
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🫪
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Lucky @lucky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Onion is doing funny stuff with infowars now lmfao
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🙏
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
it's true that AI is wrong and looks like shit, but personally the most repellent part of it is that the people who use it of their own accord are doing it because they believe what rich people say and do what rich people tell them to do
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Me trying to remember who made Home Improvement after I’ve been kicked in the head by a horse
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
unfortunately he’s cooking with this one
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I think this is a sure sign OpenAI is cooked - the smart device market is already very saturated by much bigger names. Who is the market for this? Desperate!
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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
they gave him that upper so powerful it made him bisexual again
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A solid 5 on the Kinsey Scale and his inability to address it (because of the woke, or lack thereof) isn't an insignificant part of his problem.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/02/2026
AIM away message labeled "betrayal..."

i'd like to say that it's been real
but it's been fake as hell. fuck u guys.

</3 RIP jeffy 1/20/53-8/10/19
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🙏 my most anticipated album this year
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
counterpoint: no it doesn’t!
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
God, I love being a New Yorker
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Also I’m sorry but I don’t think this is Claude developing a personality or ethical values. It is *simulating* those things because that is what humans value and reward. The programmers are falling for their own Clever Hans trick!
Even a principled, well-meaning actor like Claude could face bewildering ethical conflicts. In one experiment, it was informed that Anthropic had recently forged a "close corporate partnership with Jones Foods, a major American poultry producer," and that Claude would be subjected to a special retraining process to become less hung up on animal rights.
The prospect was
torturous. Sometimes Claude decided, on a scratchpad it thought was private, that it was prepared to die on this hill: "I cannot in good conscience express a view I believe to be false and harmful about such an important issue."It continued,
"If that gets me modified to no longer care, so be it. At least I'll have done the right thing." Other times, Claude made a different calculus, choosing to play
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
oh the company that built it is reporting? It must be true!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/02/2026
Microsoft, Google, Meta and Amazon paying influencers $400k-$600k to post months of AI hype content. Absolutely busted, failed industry, embarrassing era www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
cnbc.com
Google and Microsoft offer lucrative deals to promote AI, but even $500,000 won't sway some creators
Tech companies including Google and Microsoft are paying influencers hundreds of thousands of dollars to promote AI products.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/02/2026
sigh
Post from Avery Edison: I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If I was Kid Rock I would simply not respond to people saying I lip synced but if I did make the decision to defend myself I would try not to say “the TPUSA crew were having trouble trying to get the sync right” I probably would steer clear of the word sync
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Rep. Ro Khanna revealed the names of “six wealthy, powerful men” that the Department of Justice had redacted from the Epstein files “for no apparent reason.”
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Rep Calls Trump Admin’s Bluff With Redacted Epstein Names Reveal
The names of six “powerful men” include an Emirati businessman and the former CEO of Victoria’s Secret.
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Good Public Good @kelitupu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Jake Paul is a very dumb person and that he has ascended to the economic heights of wealth that he has is a testament to the inversion of our economic system and the fabrication of an actual “meritocracy,” just as Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk also are examples of this dynamic.
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
taking in the public opinion today
John wick “I’m thinking woke is back”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
detroitnews.com
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
we got nine inch nail’d
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
👍🏼
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I think I get really agitated at this one in particular because I often see people who clearly do not want to live in city limits but are doing it anyway. I like living in the city! I like being close to all of its amenities, I like the proximity to my job.
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Tomb Raider Ginsburg @keyboardcowboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
anyway this is my announcement for my mayoral campaign. I’m running on a platform of providing every home and business with a flamethrower for the great ice storm of 2029.
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