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IBS Vortex

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Master, Apprentice, Heartborne, Seventh Seeker, Warrior, Disciple, In Me - The Wishmaster

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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 6m
Learned that I was up in the Steam Machine queue and did not see the email until after my spot timed out
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday morning Tudor’s biscuit is spiritually healing
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
talk to em Ben
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you ever seen a more perfect baby
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a dream last night that I was playing an X-Men turn-based isometric CRPG so compelling that its absence in the waking world haunts me
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
*extremely standing normally at a fancy event voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is in a tuxedo and is standing normally
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep thinking about those new Aeldari Corsair boxes. Space pirate elves could be the move
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4/4 Deathtouch for 3 is stupid even without the ETB trigger
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s understated how good he is at saying some of the most syntactically-mesmerizing phrases you’ll ever hear in your life. “There were three of them! Almost like twins” is on par with “You’re telling me that for the first time” and “One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Captain America getting hypnotized by Koji Yakusho in Cure
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I heard they put a VCR inside Producer Dan this year
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One way they could improve Jeopardy is making Ken Jennings really big like a sphinx that asks riddles
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s just inherently funny
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It rocks to get up on stage and make a tough guy speech about being Christ’s chosen warriors after the whole world has watched you get dogwalked for six months by the guys you’ve been talking shit on for 50 years
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s pretty crazy to be a right wing chud classicist guy and think that all the best culture is behind us in antiquity when you think for one second about the fact that Nero or Aeschylus or whoever never got to listen to Temple of the Dog
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Were Huey, Dewey, and Louie booked?
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s fine to do more business biopics if we do one about whoever was in charge of implementing the physics engine governing Satan’s hog flopping around during the final boss fight of the Dante’s Inferno video game. I want to hear their story
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to Absolute Elsewhere again
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It rocks to live in a country where I have $400 taken out of my pay every month so I can retain the privilege of still being responsible for half of my medical bills. What greater expression of Christian charity and freedom could there be other than a system that picks your pocket for existing
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finished A Trade of Blood. I could read at least 40 or 50 more Ana and Din Mysteries
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 23/09/2026
1986 Phil Collins
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will
Muhmmed Project - @ProjectMuhmmed
My dear brother William @willmenaker
Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us.
Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voiceWhen the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread."
This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you:
You did not witness our suffering and remain silent.
You helped the world see and hear us.
Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day.
Support Project Mohammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/171225Mural of Will Menaker
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did the 9 games thing
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Niv-Mizzet in Orzhov colors
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Mark Medina @markmedina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Video games are so much better when you don’t have people online telling you how you should feel about them.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wolverine is pretty good
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wolverine is pretty good
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Niko @meowing.zip · 15/09/2026
For those considering switching to Linux over Windows and have no idea if it'll be a good change, remember: Windows: Can play Fortnite, and can play League of Legends (Bad ❌❌❌❌) Linux: Can't play them (GOOD ✅✅✅✅)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MITCH ZERO
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never judge someone else for bad driving. You don't know what's going on in that person's life. They could be trying to type out a really good post.
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t stop listening to these Dissimulator singles
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid]
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Frame #250 from S06 -E13 - Sea Urchin - Battle to the Death-628912
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uriel Septim says "hey guys"

Person pointing says "URINAL"

Uriel Septim says "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026
they should have gex do the sidle through crack in rocks AAA thing but he pops a huge boner halfway through and gets stuck and says like, "note to self: dont take any strange pills colin mochrie offers you"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This right here is my

Pretty boy swag
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The new Ace Combat is launching with a live-action streaming miniseries starring Sawyer from Lost?!?!?!
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same console
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