Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seeing banal sayings in the NFL end zones like “It takes all of us” and I would like to see “Some girls are bigger than others” just to mix it up some. 210
Reposted by Calmed downJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about! 1562618416
Reposted by Calmed downone dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152361328
Reposted by Calmed downRobert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain. 221583348
Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This card has never been used to purchase birth control 030
Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t care if it was a 48 yard extra point. I was told this is the best kicker. Taunt and kick the point. 000
Reposted by Calmed downMuseum Wanderer @museum-wanderer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yay, retro vinyl alt/goth night! 129650
Reposted by Calmed downBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026this is why that $5k rebate is so important 1104
Reposted by Calmed downRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026every time FSU loses I think about how sad the two glitter guys must be during the hourlong glitter removal process 827920
Reposted by Calmed downlapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i just wanna say that $4000 for men making literal cents per hour is an insane amount of money. the compassion of incarcerated folks even as they are stripped of basic dignities is immense 010022
Reposted by Calmed downKarl Schamotta @karl-schamotta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Speaking on behalf of FX people everywhere, we neither have the time nor the crayons to explain this to him. 48972164
Reposted by Calmed downAthens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026[giving a eulogy] the people who knew Tom — his friends, his family, his coworkers, even people with whom he had casual interactions — would say that he was goated, lowkey 1233
Reposted by Calmed downSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
Reposted by Calmed downA Blog of Their Own @blogoftheirown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rest in peaches, Wendell Berry. And because I am not as well adjusted as he: God dammit, cosmos, take the destroyers and leave us the artists. 8536140
Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you go to an Irish bar called The Paddy Wagon, you should be prepared to scrap right? 000
Reposted by Calmed downEsper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026there’s a lot of truly amazing artists working in comics. there’s a lot of groundbreaking, innovative, blindingly talented genius artists in the world we are lucky to live at the same time as. but none of them could ever be Jack Kirby. 0719
Reposted by Calmed downMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364981266
Reposted by Calmed downPatrick Hickey, MD @pwhickey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A 🧵about kindness and the impact you have which you’ll never know. 1/ 35120
Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 22/08/2026optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty Bond Analyst: the cup has nothing to do with the 10yr yield being above 4.7 000
Reposted by Calmed downBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 019425
Reposted by Calmed downMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026staggering into work after a 5-day bender wearing a filthy tattered 3 wolf moon t-shirt, then sliding open my drawer of crisp new three wolf moon shirts, Don Draper style 342228
Reposted by Calmed downThe Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not sure you can legally say this on this website? 0122
Reposted by Calmed downPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No, 464615618
Reposted by Calmed downEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/08/2026It’s when a company raises at a price that it could never go public at or be acquired at as a means of keeping the lights on bsky.app/profile/kurb... 51969
Reposted by Calmed downThe Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Grim Reaper news. 210316
Reposted by Calmed downcollege football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026 449290
Reposted by Calmed downRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound 192406389
Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 13/08/2026No moneyman could win my love It's sweetness that I'm thinking of We always hang in a buffalo stance We do the dive every time we dance I'll give you love, baby, not romance 000
Reposted by Calmed downGrizzled Shopkeep @grizzled-shopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Reacher: (in a 20-on-1 confrontation in biker bar parking lot) Don't made me ram this handlebar up your ass. Bikers: (yelling expletives at him) Marv Albert: Jack Reacher, HEARING it from the crowd 1231
Reposted by Calmed downNate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. 221090426
