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Wrestling and horror. Board games and video games. VHS til the day I die. gansobomb.com revival.video

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16h
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you so, so much, Percy, for the delightfully-dainty depictions; and for those of you who’ve yet to experience me on Dr Katz, I humbly beseech you to gently click www.emophilips.com/video/9E52A0...
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Dr. Katz #1 - Emo Philips
Comedian & Mammal
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 01/10/2026
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Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
ALT: Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrestling is beautiful and ugly and the best thing ever and the worst thing ever and I would like to stop crying about it for a while please
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me and who
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so sick of good people dying young while so much evil in the world lives on man. It will never make sense to me.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like I'm going to throw up
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/09/2026
An individual in Canada used ChatGPT for eight months to plan one of the country’s worst mass shootings. Yet, if you listen to politicians and media, the real threat of AI is a fantastical scenario where it might wipe out humans in ten years. They need to stop getting fooled by tech deceivers.
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The media has the AI threat all wrong
Generative AI is harming people today. We don’t need to waste time fantasizing about science fictional scenarios.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I just really hungry or am I high on fumes from staining wood?
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apply this to describing billionaires and tech bros as well.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People who live like this are the biggest fucking losers on the planet.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The existence of the legal pad implies the presence of an illegal pad
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
these are some of the dumbest people alive
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am once again begging @samreich.bsky.social to figure out a way to buy all of the Seeso archives and put it on @dropout.tv
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I never want to dig post holes ever again (but using a two-person auger is pretty fun)
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, I think Godspeed You! Black Emperor has a more persuasive message.
A guitar amp with tape on it that says: “TRANSPHOBES
EAT
SHIT
AND
DIE
ALONE
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Battlefield Earth. I gave it 5 stars. It has an average of 1.3 stars. I'm fucking right.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtube.com
9/11 Fever!!!
YouTube video by Bomb the Music Industry! - Topic
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
why not end the work day and immediately watch Halloween H20?
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
jesus fucking christ, we can't eat anything anymore
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fuck, man
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fuck John Fetterman, always and forever
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Mik | Graphic Designer + Strategist @oksoboom.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
She literally did everything right. A true Doll to the core.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
travis tripp
a photoshop of travis tritt wearing tripp pants
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
i dont know how to get this through to the true believers but i simply do not want to ask a machine to do my work for me. i dont want it to communicate with other people for me. i dont want it to plan my vacations or make my agendas or anything because all of that IS my life
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw Coyote vs Acme and Camp Miasma this weekend and I can't believe how much both of them focused on orgasms
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This fucking sucks so bad
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sounds familiar. avoid the potions.
But let me teach you a little something. Did you know that after the war, the government had an excess of chemicals left over from making bombs? Did you know that after the war, they made an arrangement to increase the value of the raw chemicals, make some money off them? These are the sad truths of the world, professor. The government sold the chemicals to the farmers. As if the farmers had any use for chemicals. They worked the soil, back then. They used manure. It was simple back then. Small.

Sure, yeah, they gave farmers a great deal on a magic potion that would increase their yield while reducing the work done by men, and, by the way, at that time these were men who were in high demand. Replace man with machine, there we go. Drench the fields with a chemical to make crops grow faster and get bigger, then use a chemical to keep the weeds and bugs at bay. Just buy these chemicals and you'll see, you'll never have to work again!

And that sounded good, didn't it, because no one liked working all that much, or no one wanted to work more than they had to.
And look at you, you're smoking the same chemicals, the same ones, professor, and you think you need it, too.

The first year it went well. All the pests died, and the crops were plentiful. So, there was growth. This is how they get you, at first, with growth. The family farms grew and consolidated, and the farmers became dependent on the potions, but they were happy to be dependent. It felt like being taken care of, a country that was taking care of its people who had been through so much. But soon, the farmers couldn't farm without the potions, because without the potions there were too many pests and no way to get rid of them, and without the potions the soil was useless, because the soil had become dependent, too.

"Helen of Nowhere" by Makenna GoodmanFarmers who had been making money then went into debt paying for the treated seeds and gallons and gallons of the inputs, boxes and boxes, whole vats of it, which had originally been sold as a miracle cure, but now were being sold as the solution to what was now seen as continual disease. The companies were making new potions to answer the problems that had been created by the old potions, and the farmers bought the new potions, and the companies blamed the farmers for bad practices or bad soil or bad weather or bad work ethic. They had to work harder now, but it was all about dousing their soil, you see, the work had become all about dousing the soil and forgetting about what made the soil itself in the first place.

It was an endless parade of potions, professor. And farms were buying up other farms and there was monocropping and no one grew their own kitchen gardens anymore, everyone was reliant on selling one crop for acres and acres, all the way up to their dooryard. Subsidies were granted by the government to help farmers afford even more magic tricks. The livestock got sick from eating grain because of the chemicals in the grain eating away al their gut. "But cows get sick," said the companies, and they gave the cows medicine that was made by the industry that had extra antibiotics it needed to sell, which were made from some of the same chemicals. "Just give the cows this medicine," the companies said, and the animals took the medicine and became resistant to it and got sick again and took more, higher doses, new compounds made by those companies, or by their sister companies.

"Helen of Nowhere" by Makenna Goodman
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
some people have never played sim city and it shows
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ryan Seacrest telling a contestant on Wheel of Fortune "but you have no son."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just got Ice Cream Man in 4K and I'm so excited to see every stunning detail of Clint Howard in the highest of definitions
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wrestling is, always has been, and always will be drag
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gene, you fool.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
stop taking the wrong people
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fast X is maybe one of the worst movies I've ever seen, like it barely even registers as a movie. Nothing looks real, there are so many huge-name actors that it no longer feels real, and it is, of course, dumb as shit.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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That Don't Impress Me Much
Alt: Gif from Shania Twain’s music video “That Don't Impress Me Much”
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deafening haste @deafeninghaste.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
god I love this shit
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
JUSTIFIED “A.I. SUCKS” CHANTS AT LAST NIGHT’S #ROHDBD (also in Philly) #ROH #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dependency is the goal.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you fuckers have no excuse now
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