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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 21h
It’s weird that he goes by Biberty now instead of Belial.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Little Yellow Different
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peace Land and Cuban Sandwiches
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They had the clutch gene (they only had to win 3 series against teams that didn’t spend like they did)
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoever promises me bad things for people I am told to be scared of
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unconscionable
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
three photos, arranged like a comic strip. its originally a weight loss ad for some kind of gummy. In the first photo, a man stands holding a pair of shorts that are too big for him. In the second panel, its a close up on his hands holding a bottle and some gummy tablets. theyre tryina show off that he lost weight eating the gummies. The third panel is him holding his pants again, seems unnecessary, but now hes looking directly at them. DVS though, who is very strong, has added word balloons to the picture (like how FDR added the balloon of "the new deal" to America's tapestry). Now the first panel where the man is lookin at his pants has him saying "oh shit i took 5", the second panel reveals that the bottle says "pills that make you look at your pants". in the third panel where hes staring at his pants, the word balloon says "oh my god".
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS GUY I call him Socrates because he's a Greek going deep, and that offensive line is gonna get him killed
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still remember the unsanctioned B25 I witnessed in person It felt like he was within 100 feet youtu.be/QWqFGi-Avv4
youtu.be
B-25 buzzes Florida Field in 1985
YouTube video by Rontype
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My wife just said that if she knew I could take this abuse cheering for my team she would have changed how she treated me.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
40th is next week. Gonna skip it and wait for the 50th
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a lovely toga, it will look good thrown over my Klismos chair
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing banal sayings in the NFL end zones like “It takes all of us” and I would like to see “Some girls are bigger than others” just to mix it up some.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
20 25 or 30 Bwahahah
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop a McDouble while doing it
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love a great tailgate scene
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vegas is filled with slot machines with his grinning Wonka on them.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lloyd Lloyd all null and void
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You aren’t watching the recap show with Andy Cohen?
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Those poor wretched have resting blood alcohol level of 0.15
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying to fathom the Clemson/Bucs fan and if he has cirrhosis yet
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Page 11,319 with a comment comparing arch to the copy of a copy of Michael Keaton’s character in Multiplicity led to the commenter being SWATTED
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Play Silver Spring (Neck)
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let others see JC in you
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pass line and Don’t Pass line and hoping a 12 doesnt come up on the Come out
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rooney? Still eats it
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How’s the high school team looking!
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well at least you have your college favorites
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Think Rona’s ringtone for Swan Boy is the chorus to X-French t-shirt by Shudder To Think
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Working smarter not harder my man! Transitioning to a new paradigm!
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Milk for men? Yeah of course
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m going to favourite this post
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The tears of a Limu
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
A notification reads "Chipotle is partnering with Palantir to track food safety risks at its stores"
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Put on Aja and become who you were born to be!
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why the skip intro button was invented
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did this with a coworker 30 years ago who is now my wife and this is why we still call it “Egg pot” to this day because we were annihilated
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The B&E cover is surprisingly very similar to the original and is Robert Smith’s favorite version aside from Glen Campbell’s version
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taking the fall for Cooper in a securities fraud case
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bet she has opinions on Trey Burton
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t even spell Troy Aikman
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This card has never been used to purchase birth control
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t care if it was a 48 yard extra point. I was told this is the best kicker. Taunt and kick the point.
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These kids wouldn’t last an hour on Hogville
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The ap for mathletes and model UN
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol, he heard ya
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