Reposted by lapsed bisexualELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 13/10/2023welcome to bluesky. there's posts or whatever. i honestly don't care whether i live or die 0285
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 6hi think we just need to get high together for the first time and get a lil loosey goosey and play some music and hash this thing out 250
Reposted by lapsed bisexualGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saying "hello everyone" to everyone just to get it out of the way 1361
Reposted by lapsed bisexualGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dinner so good you start to panic 1191
Reposted by lapsed bisexualGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 22/09/2025*evil grobian* cheers then 🖕 1273
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 6hi should clarify that he just turned 39 and i’m turning 28 this month. so like the age gap is not INSANE insane (i have dated older) but yeah lmfao it’s def there 170
Reposted by lapsed bisexuallapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026IF I’M UR FIRST CONTROVERSIALLY YOUNG CRUSH U HAVE TO TELL ME 061
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7hnow i feel scared to talk about my crush, what if some weirdo tries to tell me that it won’t go well again 130
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7huh oh. open.spotify.com/track/4YBDSE...open.spotify.comThe LouvreLorde · Melodrama · Song · 2017 140
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7hwhat’s crazy is that is the first time that person has EVER interacted with me. first time talking to me and it’s to talk down to my feelings like LMFAO 020
Reposted by lapsed bisexualgigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 7h"obviously none of my business" exactly ! 141
Reposted by lapsed bisexualJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 7hI'd love it if you would make a last-minute pre-order of @beckbook.com -- but don't just take my word for it! 069
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7hi’m just so flabbergasted. just because u know me parasocially and have read about me talking about my crush does NOT mean my life is an open forum for u. weirdo 040
Reposted by lapsed bisexualUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14hA BEAUTIFUL Pud, perfectly suckable. 128718
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7hokay i’m about to block this person but next time i talk about my crush and you’re a COMPLETE STRANGER please do not poke ur nose into my business and tell me that “there’s a great chance this won’t work out” are you fucking insane??? 270
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 7hbut like, this is all stuff we can hash out two or three dates in i feel. i feel like by the end of the second date he should like, know how he feels about me? i feel like rn he’s being wishy washy 130
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 8hmy big thing is like. i’m afraid my crush will never make a move on me because he’s freaked out about our age gap despite the fact that we like each other and there is attraction there 140
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 8hthinking about making an electronic playlist for my crush bc he said he needs to listen to more… might as well give him good taste 000
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 8hafter a long night of uplifting tinashe, time to listen to Pure Heroine and yearn 100
Reposted by lapsed bisexualthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i get why “jumping the shark” has come to have its present meaning but it doesn’t make historical sense to me. if i were a Happy Days fan and saw the Fonz waterski over a shark at that time i would have felt we’d just won the Cold War 40107895
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 9hi saw my social media thru my crush’s eyes and i was like i’m posting WAY too much lmao 020
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 9hopen.spotify.com/track/3olYZQ...open.spotify.comHoneyRobyn · Honey · Song · 2018 010
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 9hi just sang the whole thing again alone in my room as soon as i got home. 020
Reposted by lapsed bisexualandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives 514943
Reposted by lapsed bisexualDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 12hMaking “jokes” is more immoral than identity theft or kidnapping a baby 0122
Reposted by lapsed bisexualVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 11hasking the ubereats driver to close the door of my iron maiden for me 0262
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 10hgonna ask my crush tomorrow if he’s free to hang out and smoke this week~ 040
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 12hi am so down bad for my crush i sang all of So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings out loud at the bus stop earlier. 010
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 18hwent and deleted all the posts about my date last night cause i was super high and got paranoid lmao 130
Reposted by lapsed bisexualVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i'm most myself in gas stations 0445
Reposted by lapsed bisexualCretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 04/10/2026Having my assistant print all your posts 094
Reposted by lapsed bisexualGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How long into a relationship before you can ask them to be part of the ritual 7519
Reposted by lapsed bisexuallaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026let’s raze and salt the public square with mama 1519
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026anyone in LA want my paper tiger ticket for tonight. it’s at 7pm at the aero and i don’t feel like going to santa monica tonight lmao 011
Reposted by lapsed bisexualall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026like chips passing in the night 3333
Reposted by lapsed bisexualfrielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026i keep a little lapis lazuli on me in case the conversation becomes sumerian 414128
Reposted by lapsed bisexualcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wife: that crab thing you like is in the news Me: he’s not a thing he’s a crab man Wife: they’re gunning his ass down 115619
Reposted by lapsed bisexualhi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WHEN YOU GET PAID EVERY 2 WEEKS WEEK 1: Tinctures galore! WEEK 2: Diluted Bogwater 0335
lapsed bisexual @beautravail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/2HLnzs...open.spotify.comA World AloneLorde · Pure Heroine (Extended) · Song · 2013 110
Reposted by lapsed bisexualfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really enjoy going insane on here with all of you 59719
