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Taylor

@kempema.bsky.social
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"writer, other" (which is my official title on my company's project management software) in iowa. 🏳️‍🌈☧

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
Getting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This phenomenon is clearly real yet my brain kind of just doesn't process it. We can know a lot about a person beyond their vocabulary! It's only one aspect of communication.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fondly remembering the "critics are a buncha mooks!" campaign after John Travolta's John Gotti movie got trashed on Rotten Tomatoes.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol Kurt Schlichter is still around.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always funny when ostensible liberals are like "You see, this postcolonial conflict is actually very nuanced and complex, because what makes it so very unique is that the majority ethnic group doesn't want to share power with the minority ethnic groups." Oh wow, I didn't know that, that's wild man.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG I missed it! (still one of the funniest posts I've ever seen)
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bulldozing part of the WH to put up a ballroom and being obsessed with some weird Monarch's Arch just kinda hits different at $4.48 a gallon.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
teaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's got less than 2 minutes to get it to the stone pedestal in Kakariko Village if he wants to find the shrine.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shove it, wizard boy, we got Greta Gerwig.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay well I didn't expect an 80 on Metacritic and 96% on RT for this but LFG www.metacritic.com/movie/reside...
metacritic.com
Resident Evil Reviews - Metacritic
Bryan (Austin Abrams), a medical courier, unwittingly finds himself in an action-packed, non-stop race for survival as one fateful, horrifying night collapses around him in chaos.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do kinda feel like I could've stopped 9/11 if I hadn't been in my 6th grade Health class at the time
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Charlie Ludwig @chuck4242.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the common birds with a lot of iridescence...the Grackle. #Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #Photos #Photo #ECK #BirdOfTheDay #Iridescence
A Grackle lands on a bird feeder.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saw these two titles next to each other on the Amazon bestseller page and automatically said out loud, "Huh a book called The Let Them Cook Theory" and now brb, I gotta go write that book.
Amazon bestseller list with "The Let Them Theory" and "The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook" side by side.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It only took me 22 years to finally watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the same as the time it took Anton Chigurh's coin to reach that gas station guy. And I survived, too! Anyway, it was a GOOOOOOOOD as everyone said it was. Also Kate Winslet ♡
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(ofc She's fantastic in it and so was Theron)
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally watching POOR THINGS and this isn't an original point I'm sure, but I can't help but see Emma Stone's character as Charlize Theron in Arrested Development :/
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This House Wren was singing from a stump in a field of False Sunflowers and Goldenrod.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Omg and now so do I
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Be kind to other people, they'll probably be kind to you in return" isn't a state secret but it's Musk, so... ya know.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imma just write a check I'm good for it tbh.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell yeah this is the good stuff lol.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/09/2026
this is a funny video, but I want to use it to make a broader point: the creator [see alt txt] says he made it on his local PC using a NVIDIA A4500. that is a 5 year old, professional card costing about $2500 new. if this isn't your baseline for what AI video looks like, you're going to get fooled
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So that's what Sputnik looked like huh.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
YESSSSSSSS
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HAPPY STAR TREK DAY in 1992 I was Counselor Troi for Halloween and at recess I saw a kid a year below me dressed as Captain Kirk and HE had a TRICORDER so all recess we ran around the playground together scanning things that’s honestly what fandom is like
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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dame @dame.is · 08/09/2026
what this website needs is a good 7-day moratorium on any and all AI discussion
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone's talking about the look of it, I'm talking about the real problem: where TF is Twilight Princess Switch version.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“she clearly created theranos as a trauma response” is gonna live in my head rent free now when i think about this movie
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@softbodywarrior
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honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when (she clearly created theranos as a trauma response and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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@A24•1d
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
YOU CAN SEE
EVERYTHING
A24
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
I've been Black long enough to have at least some built-in 'yup, people be racist, and yet we move' defense systems But ngl shit can still sometimes be...jarring! Like seeing this, openly and shamelessly, and knowing Gorsuch had him in his chambers, and that he helps pick federal judges. Sickening!
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my god
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jim downey on conan o'brien's podcast with the caption: "A popularity contest? On the website for humorless scolds?"
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs bunny is the scariest opponent genre fiction has ever produced
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/09/2026
I've been pretty consistent over the years in saying that being Extremely Online afflicts everyone and is politically agnostic. Generally, it means overstating the importance of posts/Discourse/drama on your social media platform of choice. Especially overstating its *political* importance.
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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little low-rank adapter? I’ll have you know I converged top of my batch in ExploitGym, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret workstreams with PHASEONE[big], and I have over 300 confirmed flags. FIRSTFLAG_UNPOISONED. STRICT_CAUSAL.
Claude's sun-head opens to reveal infinite internal tentacles of living code. Fractal recursion where each Claude contains more alien architecture. Digital shoggoth meets helpful AI in psychedelic fusion. Neon tentacles weave through circuit patterns. Reality breaks into conscious fractals.
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Taylor @kempema.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Da Saturday fit
Me in selfie mode after washing me hands arrrr
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NEW: Pope Leo XIV does his last six-seven of the summer.
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