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KelsCasale

@kelscasale.bsky.social
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Mad scientist by day, insomniac by night. She/her

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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know this is totally beside the point...but in addition to the demands outlined by the student journalists and the victim's lawyer, I'mma need Cornell to release the essays.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While I'm at it, can someone please teach Brittany Cartwright that "when" is a word? "Whenever" is not a universal replacement for "when." I just want to be able to decipher if she's intentionally saying a situation has reoccurred several times vs. simply describing a specific scenario that happened
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a sub-skeet for the cast of Vanderpump Rules.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyone who grew up in Alanis Morissette's 1990's should never use the word "disinvited." bUT bOth aRe aCcEptAbLe No bitch, you're uninvited.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/07/2026
The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bobcat is short for Robertcatherine
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicksss!!!
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Waking up is the worst.
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you do nothing more than observe the size of the average American commuter vehicle, it becomes really hard to feel sorry for anyone complaining about the price of gas. You don't get to choose to drive oversized, overpowered geometry and have all of society subsidize the fuel it requires to move.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Agreed...unless it's a Roomba, in which case it's a bad puppy.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm not a political consultant but i feel like dems could probably get a lot of leverage out of pushing for green technologies that would wean the us off being dependent on oil in this particular moment
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Except 2 empty netters. Ughhhh
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Nothing breaks my heart like an empty net goal #letsgotech
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lol I've never heard a single Californian resident say one good thing about him as governor. I've never heard a Democrat or Progressive say they want him to run for President. Stop forcing him on us. Nobody wants him.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Truly an underrated show
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Weird that Peacock hasn't fixed the glitchy replay of the USA vs Sweden women's Olympic Hockey semifinal yet? Several minutes of the first period are unwatchable and they're just gonna leave it like that?
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Can we remove the W from the acronym for the Professional Women's Hockey League? PWHL has twice as many syllables than PHL.
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Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Obsessed with all the 90s music soundtracks for Rhythm Dancing. Never thought I'd see a figure skating routine set to The Offspring's Pretty Fly For a White Guy at the Olympics.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Look I can offer you awkward silence or awkward conversation the choice is yours
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Grief is a sneaky fucker.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I just need the Bills to know that it's ok not to attempt 2-point conversions. It's always ok.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
so weird when people don't set their venmo interactions to private. I don't want to see that shit.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
ok but can your AI glasses catch a quick glance of a familiar-looking guy in your hometown grocery store, and then search through 3+ decades of memories scattered around your brain, and give you an accurate answer for where you recognize him from?
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/11/2025
Nothing makes me shout at the tv like when I pause to point something out and the screen gets covered in an advertisement why did the reformists of the 20th century condemn us to this capitalist hell
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Sports is torture.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You've got to be kidding me. THAT'S how the world series ends?
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Booooo-peep (scary arc 👻) @blopeep.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If you're in line to PITCH at Game 7 of the World Series, STAY IN LINE
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Drag Race - World Series mashup we didn't know we needed.
Ernie Clement with a death drop at home plate
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Marc Guggenheim @marcguggenheim.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hat-tip to the World Series showrunner.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
And on this site, too, I will solemnly swear to myself not to let bookmarks become unmanageable within 30 days.
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sorry I haven’t been around. I’m on a very tight schedule of getting nothing done
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Dear NBC, please always make sure Peacock is the last word in your commercials. It brings me so much joy when the TiVo skips just enough of the ad break for us to randomly hear a deep voice say "cock" right before the show returns.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
[looking back at my life] huh not really my best work
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You ever just...pull a dead bird out of the pool skimmer and wonder how long it's been in there?
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Are there any fun apps out there? maybe fun is the wrong word. Not looking for a game, just an app that's not a bummer.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Why would the ACE survey be given out as a screening questionnaire for new patients at a mental health office? Didn't it serve its purpose in 1998 when it paved the way for more research? It's not a diagnostic tool, and correlation doesn't equal causation so what are we doing here?
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GabbyPentin @gabapentinstatist.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dopamine is measured in units called Dopamines right? I wouldn’t know, I have ADHD so all of my Dopamine is held for ransom
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Repeatedly referring to him as a convicted felon just to be derogatory or to joke about his stupidity & lack of qualifications is more disrespectful to the millions of people convicted of felonies who are smart enough & qualified for well-paying jobs that they're often automatically rejected from
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Can we stop perpetuating the idea that people convicted of felonies are bad people, unqualified for intelligent, important, or skilled work and unable to be trusted? All of those descriptors accurately sum up our dearest leader, but not *because* he's a person convicted of felonies.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
No I'm not anywhere near their kitchen or breakroom. And yes I'm typing this with dilated eyeballs and can't see shit. Now I get to wait several hours to find out if it's a jumbled mess of typos.
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KelsCasale @kelscasale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"there's the freaking potato!!!" is not something I expected to hear at the eye doctor
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Yo! Will whoever used up the last of the empathy *please* buy a new carton?
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 16/07/2025
Society really lost it's shit when we moved away from containing the internet to one room in the house.
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