ALT: Anger Management Jack Nicholson

"The court concludes that disenfranchisement for Plaintiff Organizations’ members, regardless of residence, is practically inevitable," the judge wrote.

Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…