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Keith Donovan

@keithdonovan.bsky.social
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Geeky autistic Washingtonian leftist

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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Early from Squidbillies
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
McBain after audience booing: "Maybe you are all homosexuals, too!"
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Jim NEVER has a second cup of coffee at home..."
Airplane! scene, where a wife suspiciously thinks to herself "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my goodness Amongus cartoon
Briefly-seen quick tip page with an Amongus behind, with the bullet points "Plump Juicy Kissable"
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grandpa Simpson rambling endlessly
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow you have a repulsive answer for everything don't you asshole
Republican strategist Bob Clegg said it doesn’t matter where Aldaco lives.

"That person is talking about how she should have never been allowed to have that kind of medical intervention," Clegg said. "She doesn't like the fact that there are politicians out there that think that that's perfectly okay to do so."

I pointed out that Aldaco was a legal adult when she got surgery.

"How many mature 19-year-olds have you met?" he asked me.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have several questions about this test strip
Urine test strip(??) having a gradient from yellow to navy blue, normal to healthy(???)
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only WHO can save MAGA?
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Heidecker's intentionally awful stand-up guy
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
birdsrightsactivist: obama not yet address improtant issue of sometimes I accident eat a baby carrot because it seems cheeto???
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huge huge praying mantis on my window. I've never seen a bug in the wild this large before. I think I'm supposed to kill them because they're invasive, but it moved on pretty fast
Praying Mantis, relatively huge for a bug
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tim Heidecker's intentionally unfunny stand up comedian character
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there's not that much quoting in the article, making it a little odd that this is one of them
"At 4 a.m., I was holding my pump on my lap and replying to this person, 'I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it that way,'" she told me. "I was so into typing this message that I produced so much milk, it was dripping down my legs because I overflowed the pump."
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lmao
Minority Community:
Iraqis in Iraq
Yemenis in Yemen
Citizens of the Country of Africa
Frankly, anyone with a slight tan
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Goldeneye 64 sky
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kubrick stare from Clockwork Orange
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Simpson's Mr Burns to Smithers: We did 20 takes, and that was the best one.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm not deceiving you." Nathan Fielder:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force's Emmerich and Ogelthorpe looking very confused
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just watched this tonight so it reminded me of melted Shake
Shake that has been slowly melting over days due to radioactive contamination
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
for me that entire dialect quiz could have been one question
Question on dialect quiz which asks you what you call a long sandwich. My answer, 'grinder' is pretty specific to parts of New England
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
thought they stopped making movie posters like this, looks like a parody by a gen zer that was making fun of our media
Guy shrugging
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I heartily endorse this event or product
Krusty recording unenthusiastic generic one-size-fits-all endorsement
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
what. you are engaging- positively- and giving it legitimacy, AND letting them define the terms of the debate AND people are getting hurt.
“The reality, whether we like it or not, is that voters were thinking about this issue because Republicans ran hateful but effective ads,” Moulton said at the time. “If we refuse to engage, then Republicans are going to define the terms of the debate. And when they do that, a lot of people are going to get hurt.”
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jack Nicholson frozen at the end of The Shining
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aaaaaaaamerica merica merica merica merica merica merica~
Animaniacs Yakko map song
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I mean. Am I really doin this again. Been let down so many times. (sigh)
Guy leaning forward in chair with interest meme
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Homer's drunk love letter: Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy prezels here fgnjgbbubasrrm five dollars??!?! get outta hereeeerrrrooo
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bane attacking financial institution in Dark Knight Rises
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Propaganda Officer from videogame Dishonored
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"But you can imagine what it would be like if they did" part in Billy Madison
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lmao with everything else, I totally forgot he just steals posts
Graham’s version doesn’t have the “it’s so over” text. That appears to have been added by someone in Graham’s comments. Rather than retweet the graph, Musk just took it without credit, as he often does with things he finds online.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ren and Stimpy "No sir, I don't like it" horse
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Music video for Virtual Insanity in which a guy appears to slide effortlessly anywhere he wishes
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
still cautious but
shaking excited guy
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is a little old but I happened to be going through bookmarks and was reading a McSweeneys article I really love about AI profits.
4. Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit. Goldman Sachs builds an altar to Benjamin in their lobby and cuts out the heart of a junior analyst on it every Friday. They call it “Blood Sacrifice Friday.” The name isn’t catchy, but the event becomes a management favorite nonetheless.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lmao it's that picture of Luigi angerly passing someone but they're way behind him
Luigi doing an owl-esque 180 head turn
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Onion article: "Man who lost everything in crypto just wishes several thousand more people had warned him"
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There's not a whole lot to say, this lady in the UK approached a cat being friendly with her, she opened up a nearby trash bin and pushed the cat in, and left. The family found the cat trapped the next morning. She also did not respond to it... very well.
"I really don't see what everyone is getting so excited about. It's just a cat," Bale said. "I was walking home from work and saw this cat wander out in front of me. I was playing with it, stroking it and listening to it purr as it stood on a garden wall. It was very friendly.

"I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly thought it would be funny to put it in the wheelie bin, which was right beside me. I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny. I never thought it would be trapped. I expected it to wriggle out of the bin."

Bale added: ""People are reading too much into things. I've no feelings about cats one way or the other. I don't keep pets myself, but I have no problem with people who do.

"To think this video is being seen around the world is unbelievable. I'm a very private person and don't want to upset any members of my family. I don't know what my relatives will think, but to be honest I think everyone's overreacting a bit.

"OK, I shouldn't have done it, but it's just a cat at the end of the day. I don't think I deserve to be hated by people all over the world, it was just a split second of madness."
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"The Menu" chef berating his biggest fan
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gender fluid illegals may be entering the country 'twice'
(Is sweetcheeks hate speech now?)
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If these trends continue? Eeeeeey-
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Homer's drunk love letter: Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy prezels here fgnjgbbubasrrm five dollars??!?! get outta hereeeerrrrooo
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Batman astounded by Seal's heavenly voice
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know. That's why I used the word "venomous."
Google search for "are lionfish venomous" with a condescending AI response 'correcting me' by saying they are not poisonous, but venomous.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Photo of an ant death spiral, showing that ants can follow each other's pheromone trail in an ever tightening circle until they starve to death.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Simpsons BBQ invitation: Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh not that I blame anyone obv but that was way too funny, I don't wanna miss the next thing.
Shhh he's gonna be something stupid
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh hey they found Congressman Tom Kean Jr.
Tom Kean Jr
(Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog)
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There was a character in a Dreamcast game, Evolution that had a cute girl character (I don't remember her name) but I always remember she had a cute look with a big jacket and shorts.
Evolution characters
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"If he dies.. he dies." Dolph Lundgren from Rocky 4
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