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Harry Pavlidis @harrypav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fan interference didn't cause they Yankees to lose out on a home run, headline writer. Fan interference made it look like the Yankees hit a home run when they actually didn't. It's not complicated, use your big words

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hang it in the Sistine Chapel

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post

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L.D. (From Seaver to Seattle) @seatoseabaseball.com · 20/08/2026

i like that the royals have pretty definitively answered the question of "if you put ~3 extremely good baseball players on a team with minor leaguers how would it go" and the answer is "complete dogshit"

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I love sports.

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Lisa Cumming @lisacumin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

How do proper football fans do this every week.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 14/07/2026

spain: we know exactly how we want to move the ball and manipulate space to score a goal france: idk maybe one of our good players will do something

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Emma Pearson @emmapearson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Kylian Mbappé is French, born in France, raised in 🇫🇷 His mother was born in 🇫🇷, raised in France, lives in 🇫🇷 His father moved here with his family when he was 1 year old, and lived here his whole life. Anyone claiming that Mbappé is somehow 'not French' is just a racist. It really is that simple.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026

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Julianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/07/2026

Obviously I agree with the analysts pointing out that Balogun is a huge loss for the Belgium game. I do however also agree with the analysts pointing out that Belgium is kind of ass

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 24/06/2026

what if it was the giants season they were going to murder ohhhhh I get it now

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 20/06/2026

If you had to invent a bespoke ninth level of hell for the Trump-loving truck-nuts gun guys in my small town, I think it would be "US soccer keeps winning at the World Cup and you have to pretend to be happy about it"

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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

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Jeffrey Paternostro @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

My most boomer opinion is you run straight up and leather every pen top corner.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/06/2026

Imagine being Egyptian and being told Seattle is too hot for you so you need a hydration break

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Cape Verde's goalie looks like he's seen some shit, man

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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/06/2026

one of my favorite things about tiny children is that it does not matter what their race, gender or culture is they all love Garbage Truck equally

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show more

Open Source Intel • @Osint613•
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.

Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHouse

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Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 11/04/2026

Look, I'm hungry for two things: justice and toasted frontega chicken

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

When MJ and Barkley both die, we’ll remember that Jordan won six rings and Barkley won none. But Barkley will have contributed more to making the world better, which matters more.

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keepit1000.bsky.social @keepit1000.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I contend that all national anthems should be sung by service members.

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/03/2026

it's fine as long as they put the cabs in the field as obstacles

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Ben Godar @bengodar.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

In his postgame presser, DeRosa says it was a tough loss but he's confident Team USA can win Game 2. #MLB #WBC

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 11/03/2026

This is the equivalent of an outfielder tossing a live ball in the stands with two outs, except instead of a ball, it's an entire country

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Ryan O'Hanlon @rwohan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Every time you see a team from the Turkish Lig play, there's: -a guy with the widest mohawk you've ever seen -Ryan Babel -someone the announcer keeps calling Marvin but whose shirt says "Ataturk Bocuckglu" -Fatih Terim -at least one backup striker who had a sex scandal in Serie A

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

[reading the news] this country is going down the crapper and we deserve it [watching the olympics] USA USA USA

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/02/2026

COUNTERPOINT: 😂

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I love to begin my workday ready to fight god

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/02/2026

How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?

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Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong @ydawtheshow.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"If somebody tells you that this one particular mechanism is so important that other drivers aren't even worth considering, mistrust them. They are telling you to stop being curious." youtube.com/shorts/YRurL...

youtube.com

No, Dinosaur Size Wasn't Just the Oxygen

YouTube video by Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I think it might be the football causing the injuries

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 30/01/2026

MY TAKE: There's nothing better than live sports on TV when you wake up. The toxic American mania for starting games at 9pm must be vanquished. NFL games should kick off at 6 in the morning. NBA games can start at 7:30 because you actually have to pay attention

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Thinking about Silent Alarm and how it’s hard to think of a better album

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

We had plenty of balls in play and doubles when every cleanup hitter was smoking four packs a day and every pitcher was self-medicating severe undiagnosed mental illness with brown liquor

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

today after drop-off I drove to a parking lot and sat in the car listening to the rain for 20 minutes

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Wow. Pope Leo XIV with one of the most eloquent and profound statements about algorithms, art and cinema you are likely to read.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

This is the sixth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series: 2025: C Will Smith (LAD) 2024: C Will Smith (LAD) 2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX) 2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU) 2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL) 2020: C Will Smith (LAD)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"

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Tara C. Smith @aetiology.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

RFK Jr.'s tenure has been one horrifying avoidable atrocity after another, driving our society backwards to an extent we might not recover from in my lifetime. But "autistic kids will never play baseball" is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things any politician has ever said

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