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Kiki

@kearanotkeara.bsky.social
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Oakland, CA she/her Geriatric hipster & indoor kid. i’m a hustler, baby/that’s what my daddys made me I can spell ‘blepharoplasty’ on the first try.

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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coach Marcus Freeman winning the wet t-shirt contest today….
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shanley @shanley.com · 15/09/2026
If you die from an AGI, it will be because venture capitalists told an AI to fucking kill you.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m ready to have my dreams crushed again.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
French Kicks deserve everything The Strokes have.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m drunk at a Pavement show so I guess some things never change.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We don’t talk enough about what an absolutely generational string of heaters Ben Folds produced between 1997-2001.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I love basketball so much, you guys.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m living the Dril candles tweet except it’s me eating an entire bag of TruFru during my nightly NBA playoff game viewing. The playoffs started a month ago and this shit is 8 bucks a pop… someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my family is dying.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Officially rooting for the Timberwolves and then the Knicks, in that order. The only choices left to those who are pure of heart.
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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life
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404 Media @404media.co · 12/03/2026
Kenyan workers are still the underpaid labor behind AI training, moderation, and sex chatbots. The Data Labelers Association is fighting back.
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'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back
Kenyan workers are still the underpaid labor behind AI training, moderation, and sex chatbots. The Data Labelers Association is fighting back.
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today is a great day to be a chick from Oakland.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Absolutely losing my mind seeing Claire Forlani pop up in the new episode of Industry & proceed to give a little speech about how men will systematically ruin a woman’s life.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Me and the guy next to me on the train both trying and failing to register for the LA ‘28 Olympics ticket lottery today. 🤜🤛
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@bart.gov hi Bart! Please put system map signage back at the platform level. I use Powell and regularly watch tourists panic when looking for a map while waiting. Xo, Keara
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colin feral @sal.gay · 03/12/2025
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Some important notes on my favorite song of all time.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Warriors basketball is back & I’m ready to make it my entire personality until next June.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I knew D’Angelo’s PR rep when Black Messiah came out. He told me that there was at least another album’s worth of material ready to be released, and that was 11 years ago. I’m choosing to console myself today with the hope that we will get a posthumous album or three.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Gonna be a great one: I’ve listened to “Can’t Make a Sound” by Elliott Smith three times in a row on my empty train ride to work on a federal holiday.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Bury me in Despacio. 🪦🪩 @speakerspushair.bsky.social @jazzhandsallday.bsky.social
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Grandaddy really did not need to go so hard when they were making A.M. 180
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Will the sea take me this time? 🤞
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Amy Westervelt @amywestervelt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan, guy who helped Peter Thiel destroy Gawker, dead at 71.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The Clipse NPR Tiny Desk concert will drop tomorrow (Friday) at noon:
A photo of Pusha T and Malice, wearing black jackets
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Langewiesche is extremely my shit. His MH370 piece is an all timer. RIP, king.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Can’t believe Mark Daigneault went from saving Empire Records to coaching the Thunder. #nbasky
Lucas, a character from the 1995 movie, Empire Records.Mark Daigneault, the current coach of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
(decapitated chicken's head watching its body run around) oh my god is that what i look like
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/04/2025
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
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a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Bucket list item : allow me to personally power wash the entirety of the Powell St BART station. @bart.gov
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Can’t wait for Severance to absolutely wreck my world tonight.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I am in my 40s; please stop inviting me to weddings.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Death Cab for Cutie announced 20th anniversary shows for Plans. I’ll be at the Seattle show in case you’ve ever wanted to see me weep in public.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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Defector @defector.com · 01/02/2025
We need to get off the internet 🎁
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We Need To Get Off The Internet | Defector
I will admit, there was a point at the start of New York magazine’s profile of the jubilant young Trumper right when I started to get nervous. The article opens on Inauguration Day, depicting a party…
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
OpenAI shocked and appalled that an AI company would steal intellectual property www.404media.co/openai-furio...
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OpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From Us
OpenAI shocked that an AI company would train on someone else's data without permission or compensation.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Standing on the train, daydreaming about how massively cunt a drag performance of Fiona Apple’s “Fast As You Can” could be.
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Kiki @kearanotkeara.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump is back in office and my football team is playing for the national championship tonight. I feel like I could punch through a wall rn.
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