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banished from the other place pre-exodus. the Second of her Name, the Mother of Too Many Creatures, the Breaker of Rules.

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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stay with me here… Texas beat Ohio State Oklahoma beat Texas Michigan beat Oklahoma Therefore… Michigan > Ohio State
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the Eagles are missing Devonta Smith, Dallas Goedert, AND Zack Baun this week???
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s hard to explain to non-sports fans the happy contentment for some of us that comes from the sound of football on tv, even if we don’t care who’s playing and it’s just background noise
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For those who need the Michigan lore/explanation: OSU is obsessed with calling itself “THE Ohio state university.” Beginning in the Brady Hoke era, the Michigan contingent started calling OSU “ohio” as a lil jab. In short, Ted Cruz is an idiot
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Man's Exasperated Facepalm
ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm
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Muffin 🔞 it's kinky time @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A little reminder that enjoying yourself is never a waste of time. Hours into a videogame isn't a waste of time. Learning something for fun isn't a waste of time. I love learning new things, I have so many I learned once and never did again. Never a waste of time.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh you like sports? Name three teams that make you want to die
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
if i were participating in a world soccer tournament i would simply not have accepted a tainted gift from the trickster king of the fae realm
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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Car insurance renewal: hi, it’s £100 more this year Me: ok, well. I just got a cheaper quote Car insurance: oh, well ok. Here’s a price which is less than you’ve ever paid. Me: ok, thanks. Same time next year? Car insurance: k, bye. 🙄
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
Larry the Cat, located at 10 Downing Street, London
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“I carry with me a photo of a Muslim child who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said ‘Welcome, Pope Leo,’ and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. “As a Church, I say again: as a pastor, I cannot be in favor of war.” — Pope Leo XIV
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Owning a lot of books is great. Packing and moving with a lot of books is not great.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
youtu.be
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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smouritsen.bsky.social @smouritsen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Westlaw: “I see you entered a carefully crafted, detailed search. Here is some random b***s***. If you would prefer we search for the stuff you were actually looking for, press this button.”
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
sometimes I imagine what I could be if I weren't mentally ill and that just makes me mentally iller
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I did not believe this until I became a parent and started listening to what other parents say about gender
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
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maccao @orcbara.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
seeing a pokémon fan get cooked online for an opinion you agree with (games prior to universal exp share often make keeping a six-pokémon team caught up to the level curve annoying and tedious)
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My most boomer video game complaint is stop trying to make be fucking social, stop trying to get me buy a season pass, stop trying to funnel me to a ‘community’. Let me buy the videogame and play the videogame. Stop microagressing me by implying it’s weird to want to play alone.
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette… Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Toddler just went silent, what terrible thing is transpiring in the next room, let’s find out
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it
The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.
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CNN @cnn.com · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall, a conservationist who broke barriers for women and revolutionized the study of primates, has died at 91. cnn.it/4o44cxf
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2025
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
At an event commemorating the 200th birthday of the United States, a sitting Supreme Court Justice was invited to celebrate "the memory of the Founders and the document they drafted in Philadelphia." Justice Thurgood Marshall declined
 I cannot accept this invitation, for I do not believe that the mean-
 ing of the Constitution was forever "fixed" at the Philadelphia Con-
 vention. Nor do I find the wisdom, foresight, and sense of justice
 exhibited by the framers particularly profound. To the contrary, the
 government they devised was defective from the start, requiring sev-
 eral amendments, a civil war, and momentous social transformation
 to attain the system of constitutional government, and its respect for
 the individual freedoms and human rights, that we hold as funda-
 mental today. When contemporary Americans cite "The Constitu-
 tion," they invoke a concept that is vastly different from what the
 framers barely began to construct two centuries ago
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
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Matthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The key to good legal writing is clarity. Exceptional clarity persuades. Unclarity sows doubt. Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith. Edit for clarity.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2025
Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law theonion.com/workaho...
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Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
WASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball game was far more important than his job as a top civil rights attorney. “It’s about time that I finally got my priorities straight,” said Kaplan while sitting at the baseball field, revealing that he had previously […]
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/07/2025
reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
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Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
New Pokemon Legends Z-A trailer! They are doing exactly as I hoped. They are only marketing the Switch 2 Edition.
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💥 Cassidy but spooky 💥 @caswasshere.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Saw a Reddit post where someone attributed graphic novels to why middle graders don’t read. My man, that’s reading.
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Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
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arrest-them-all🫘 (godless radical leftist pond scum/vermin/it) @arrest-them-all.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
CATS!!! With Jobs...
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Nerds.
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Carlie St. George @mygeekblasphemy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Name a film flop that you wish had done better at the box office.
Poster for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. From left to right: Justice Smith, Regé-Jean Page, Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, and Sophia Lillis.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The thing to understand is that district court judges have to follow the law and Supreme Court Justices get to just make up the law.
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Jenn🌲 @juniperfolly.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Feeling more "god have mercy on us" than "god bless america"
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/06/2025
“I have no doubt that, if judges must allow the Executive to act unlawfully in some circumstances, as the Court concludes today, executive lawlessness will flourish..." @pemalevy.bsky.social unpacks KBJ's dire warning to the nation following today's Supreme Court rulings:
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“Disaster looms”: Justice Jackson’s warning for the country
The Supreme Court allows presidents to do what judges have ruled illegal.
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