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GJPC @gjpcmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lovely to meet the charming in Gran Canaria @microbear.bsky.social @twistedrao.bsky.social

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Back to ☀️☀️☀️ today after two days of overcast and rain.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As is required when in GC, I went to 872 perfume shops and eventually purchased only to realise I bought a tiny bottle. I was surprised by how cheap it was… Idiot!!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’re on the nudist beach and I am the palest person here by a good 15 shades. Whiter than Tippex 😳 (also beard is at frizz level 1000).

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Accidentally used @twistedrao.bsky.social’s toothbrush and I am H O R R I F I E D 😳

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Still managing to avoid being lobster red, which I’m taking as a win.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look at these beautiful specimens (oh, and the birds).

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Umm. That’s a bit too much.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Went to Tom’s Bar and Bahrenhole after a busy day of getting panda eyes, many buffet visits and being sent mind boggling images of men’s anatomy on scruff. All in the company of @twistedrao.bsky.social who continues to be the nicest of them all 😘🥰👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏽

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Such creative use of dead things ✨

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is there anything better than listening to random Spanish radio stations, reading a book and eating random salty snacks after swimming? (Oh, and this is a smiley as it gets I’m afraid).

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve just had a glass of cava.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I forgot how dreadful regional airports are. Full of regional people living dreadful regional lives. You should all stay in your dreadful houses watching dreadful daytime TV.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

#strictly Will Best is the human equivalent of low-fat mayonnaise. Personality not exactly shining…

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Those M&S in store bakery cookies have me in a chokehold.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

WH Smith sold off to venture capital Modella ‘investors’ In ‘25 ❌ Spent money on a nonsense rebrand ❌ Now closing down less than 18mo later because the new owners won’t pay the existing lease ❌ 10 shop staff jobs lost, 5 post office jobs lost, no more post office ❌ Britain is shit sometimes

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just went to the new M&S that’s opened near us and it is marvellous. SALVATION HAS ARRIVED! SPARKS CARDS FOR EVERYONE!

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Spectacular Fireworks Display in Night Sky

ALT: Spectacular Fireworks Display in Night Sky

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think maybe I’ve become to old to understand adverts. Umm.. what??

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Overwhelmingly strong smell of roast beef on the train 🤢

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Off for a routine X-ray this morning at Lewisham Hospital … see you in 3-5 business days

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The new M&S opens near us this weekend, I’m getting my haircut and a new phone and then we’re going on holiday. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He did a big fart on the new sofa :(

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ordered a top from M&S. It was damaged in transit. M&S sent me another one. All fine. Then I got a msg- they had dispatched a second replacement. Ok, fine, but I don’t need two. Today a msg arrives to say the second replacement went missing in transit. So now they have sent a third replacement 🤯

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Glad I bought petrol a few days ago.. it’s gone up to 170p / litre here! 😱😱😱

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Our cosmos and dahlias are still doing a good spray every few days 💐

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am being slandered 🙄. HE turned it on!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There are some very low rent scaffolders outside who are very unattractive and also listening to Stupid FM at 150% volume. I want to tell them to get the fuck away from my house so I can do my busy business consulting in peace. How does one communicate with such people? Do I start with a whistle?

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have ✨no fucks to give✨ about which schools royal crotch fruit may or may not be going to.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is that the er… smell of gym foreskin candle you’ve got there..?! WTF?! 😵‍💫😱

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

13 days until I’m on holiday..

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Slugs are gross. This one is like the size of a small dog.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Who knew Penge was .. fun?!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

These are like crack. Happy Christmas 🎄

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have performed a Bintervention ✅

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I remember when Instagram wasn’t.. whatever this is

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When I was walking back to my car this morning after the gym, everyone heading off to the station for work looked very sad 😭. Bye Summer!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yes, yes I will have an onigiri-style croissant with a lemon cheesecake filling.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think he likes fried chicken more than anything in the universe. More than oxygen 😘

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Turns out if you lose 20% of your body weight and then go to the gym 18 times a month.. you get little arm bumps! Only little ones though.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Whilst you’re all on your way to pride, I’m sitting here working out how to maximise my M&S sparks offers and considering a small nap

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Think I’m onto a winner here..

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ok so I got my new glasses with the varifocal ‘boost’. My eyes are very tireddddddd now! I hope it gets better!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Too humid today. Not the funnest.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bad news: Chase temporarily vanishing £4800 this morning was quite stressful. Good news: they found it and decided to give me £30 to say sorry. Still wankers though.

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