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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 7h
HONEY, PLEEZ These scumbags. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Wire $100,000 to Her Amex Account
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 13h
Look at the smirk! The evidence is right there! lol He's on our sideline laughing about this whole situation.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Michigan Football:
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Hot Garbage Dumpster Fire in Flood
ALT: Hot Garbage Dumpster Fire in Flood
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"If we hire the boring Mormon guy, surely the drama will go away!" - Michigan boosters Nope, Michigan will always be a target for dumb attention like this. Win games and this goes away. sports.yahoo.com/college-foot...
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Michigan TE Zack Marshall apologizes after he ripped OC Jason Beck in leaked texts
Zack Marshall said he caused "unnecessary drama" for Michigan.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aw, man… I eat Lindt dark chocolate basically daily www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Swiss chocolate maker Lindt misleads consumers about child labor, US lawsuit claims
Lindt has been sued in a U.S. court over its alleged use of child labor in Ghana and Ivory Coast, even as the Swiss chocolate maker ​touts its commitment to responsibly sourcing ingredients.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw man, that'll teach him lol
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Abandoning the ENTIRE premise of Hillbilly Elegy for his upcoming POTUS run news.grabien.com/story/jd-van...
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J.D. Vance Says He’s Benefited from Social Welfare Programs — ‘Cool Thing’ that Americans Are Generous
‘The social welfare system in this country is a core part of the social contract‘
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hit the B button too soon 😂
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys, I'm beginning to think allowing Larry Ellison's 6th wife and Dave Portnoy play Michigan's de facto GM was a bad decision... www.wsj.com/sports/footb...
wsj.com
The College Football Stars Who Banked Millions—and Completely Flopped
The nation’s top programs are shelling out astronomic NIL paydays to top prospects. Some of the deals have backfired spectacularly.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WELP
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pillow Fighting Championship is on.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm done watching
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BRING BACK SHERRONE
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How will @mgoblog.bsky.social blame this performance on Sherrone Moore this time? 😬
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is the point of watching this team?
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Minnesota WRs are flopping ass bitches.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lugard Edokpayi looks like he's legit 6'8".
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catch the ball, don't jump offsides, don't call stupid obvious wildcat b.s. from 2006, down the ball when it's right in front of you, don't fuck up the mesh point when your QB can run, etc. etc.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God, we suck. Zero discipline. Can't do any of the little things correctly.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How the FUCK is this pass interference?!
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope Iowa enjoyed the 1 week of relevance because Jeremiah Smith is about to get 150 receiving yards and 3 TDs. The Hope and Pray strategy only works if your opponent repeatedly punches themselves in the nuts, as Michigan tends to do.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State
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Danrue: Oh No Baby, What Is You Doin?
ALT: Danrue: Oh No Baby, What Is You Doin?
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Word?
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football: Scumbag v. nutjob
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like Mike Tomlin even more now www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😮
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Gets Emotional
ALT: Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Gets Emotional
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
ALT: Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did any other millenials get scarred for life by this scene in Pee Wee Herman's big adventure?
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*deep inhale* Bahahahahahahahahahaha
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: *plays Britney spears* Daughter: who’s this? Me: Britney Spears Daughter: who’s that? is she the one who died recently? 👴🏼
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SON OF A...
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean Clifford is critiquing his Madden stats on LinkedIn. Pretty funny.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sue hiiiim nooow
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bills have 5 turnovers and are still winning. Harbaugh will be on the hotseat
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's just caffeine, man. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
The ‘magic’ of Celsius has athletes buzzing — and nutritionists fretting
From high school to the pros, athletes are in love with this trendy energy drink. Their trainers? Not so much.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least we got to witness the invention of a new offense: The Tip Ball Offense. It’s simple, all you do is throw the ball off the hands of future insurance adjusters and hope for the best. I’m fine.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I TOLD YOU
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop dicking around and give the ball to Marsh and Buchanan
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan is so hard to watch man
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What flukey ass bullshit Michigan always has to deal with; it's incrdible.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yardage going into the 4th quarter: Michigan: 330 Iowa: 91 I know basically everyone predicted a low score, but it's still very annoying.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's the Marshall I know
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UGHGHGHGHGHGHGH I hate Iowa so much. They have like 3 yards and they're only down by 3 somehow
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jason Beck is in his BAG today.
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Brandon Steenson @blsteenson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why the hell is the U.S. fucking Government paying for a Trump campaign commercial??
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What happened to Oklahoma? Good lord.
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Injured Dom Nichols with the sack!
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Underwood just ENDED a dude lol. Love the to see the toughness
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Torts & Sports @tortsandsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jordan Marshall seems to be running away from contact this season, which is uncharacteristic. It's weird and I do not like it.
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