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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Daisy is the most helpful penguin on pool cleaning day! 🐧 📹: Animal care staff Dayna
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please, sir, put away your sour limes. 📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone please look at Marcel‘s perfect polkadot bean. 
Close-up photo of the underside of my black-and-white tuxedo, cat Marcels foot while he lays sprawled comfortably on a leopard print sheet. The pads of his foot are mostly black, but he has one to be that is pink with a black round polkadot on it. 
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gonna volunteer for Pens’ school’s Book Fair! I get to experience the joy of Book Fair again, eeeeeeee
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I still have trouble remembering whether I was one of the Secret Service agents who ran to protect President Kennedy’s motorcade at Dealey Plaza or whether I wouldn’t be born for 13 more years after his assassination
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Currently watching a man buy ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS OF BANANAS WHAT
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sandra Newman
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Saw a woman at the park give a rolled-up ten to a toddler to carry to another woman, then she said with increasing urgency, "Give it to your mama! Give it to your mama!" as the baby calmly ate the money.
3:19 PM • Aug 14, 2026
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Had a good cry last night with another special needs mom who has made it out on the other side of it and really gets laying down the armor I’ve used to fight for 5 years for Pens and passing the torch for the majority of her care during the day to her teachers.
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 30/08/2026
[getting out of the car] bf: ok u got everything? me: phone bf: phone ✔️ me: sunglasses bf: sunglasses ✔️ me: wallet bf: wallet ✔️ me: hotdog bf: what me: keys bf: what?? me: KEYS bf: hot dog? me: ?? no these are keys bf: DID U SAY HOT DOG? me: *reopening my purse* oh yea do u want it?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
he's no longer going the distance. he's not going for speed. he's going to take a nap
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
as per my last message in a bottle i remain shipwrecked
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ever get your feelings kinda hurt over something online that literally means nothing in the grand designs of your life? Because…yeah.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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trickster and demimondaine @combledore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People on here who’ve had breast reduction or similar: what’s something a friend could have brought you that would have been helpful/nice for recovery?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
parents in ancient mesopotamia 🤝parents in contemporary america "damn these kids playing with their tablets"
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Rain Hayes @rainhayes.com · 18/08/2026
Hello, Bluesky! I'm Rain, a California-based photographer specializing in capturing 'invisible' UV and infrared light. I love connecting with smart, creative people in any and every domain. This balloon milkweed seed pod burst open just as I started photographing. 𝐺𝑜𝑚𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑢𝑠
A balloon milkweed seed pod has burst open and the inner seeds are peeling off and floating away on tufts of fluff.
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Had a good cry about a lot of things with Justin. Am feeling both better and worse.
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell
Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also, Pens isn’t eating her lunch at school and I’m frustrated and saddened and really taken aback by the intensity of my feelings about it. She isn’t even eating her snacks. They’ve been in her backpack for a week, uneaten. I’ve shown them where they are multiple times.
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey. So my Grami is dealing with some mouth cancer after recently…almost dying from her second, emergency colon cancer surgery. I am…not doing well with it. If we could get good thoughts headed in our whole family’s way, that would be greatly appreciated. Thanks, friends.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 19/08/2026
"oooooh, the seasonal pumpkin noosa yogurt is back" and other middle aged lady excitements
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Doctor doing my Medical Evaluation: so you’re just gonna put this sheet over you and lay on your side propping your head up Me: now all I need is the Heart of the Ocean!! Doctor: what
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wrapping the sheet and pillowcases inside the fitted sheet really tight before putting them into the clothes dryer, just to make it mad
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/08/2026
When I was a kid I thought Martha's vineyard belonged to Martha Stewart
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No! Tears! Today! At drop off!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Days three and four of Kindergarten: tears when I dropped her at her classroom; tears when I told her I wasn’t gonna come in AND when I walked her up and dropped her off outside I cannot win
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Second day of Kindergarten: Pens cried at me leaving, I welled up in the car
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
First craft of school!!!!!! Note the “Penny” in the corner, omg I’m so proud I could burst
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We did it!!!! The first day of Kindergarten is done!!!!!!!!! Everyone survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pens is telling us about her day and seems to have enjoyed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SiddiqRex @tzadeekrex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bulbs onnastick
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
and if don't get your bulbs planted dibbler'll cut his own throat
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Off to see a Spidder-boi
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WAIT COME BACK THERE’S ONE MORE THING: Pens made a FRIEND at Meet the Teacher who LIT UP her WHOLE BODY when she saw Pens this morning AND gave her a handwritten, hand-drawn CARD, oh my GOD
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh!! OH!!! I forgot to tell you! They DON’T think that she’ll qualify for Special Education services because she’s doing so well!!!!!!!!!! That’s not to say that she won’t receive accommodations if she’s diagnosed with something like ADHD (which I HIGHLY suspect she has). But pull out services? Nah.
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