Reposted by KadabraGuySarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026UGH. I'm dating a YouTube poop, and I'm trying to order pizza but every time I ask for extra tomato sauce on the phone I hear my own voice parroted back at me 10 times louder, saying MOTATO SUS 1054470
Reposted by KadabraGuyAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146814830
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Pokennection just added a custom puzzle maker and you KNOW I just had to make some bullshit: www.pokennection.com/puzzle/c805c...pokennection.comPokennection – Daily Pokémon Puzzle & Connections GamePlay a free Pokémon puzzle every day. Group the 16 Pokémon into 4 hidden categories before you run out of lives. New puzzle every day! 010
Reposted by KadabraGuyDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026One of the many, many good things about being off of Twitter is not having to deal with The Discourse™ that always follows a Nintendo Direct. That being said, it's breached containment this time so I feel the urge to share my (unasked for) opinion 130
Reposted by KadabraGuy🐱 Ayvie/Sabine 🐲 Dragon HRT @ayvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week 83109903160
Reposted by KadabraGuyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026games these days can't have lines like "fatty fatty no parents" anymore. due to woke 934715
Reposted by KadabraGuySarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A take I hear so often about so many people, online and otherwise, is "ugh, I hate how that person always acts like their opinion is the right one". Like I would fucking hope so!!!! 1056026
Reposted by KadabraGuySarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Why did Skyler White agonize so much over what her husband was doing behind her back if she had the ability to teleport? Is she stupid? 51144
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Something I've noticed is that the more recently I've rewatched Avatar TLA, the less sympathy I have for "Jet/Hama were right" apologists 110
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Went on a date with a (25 year old) woman who said she'd never been on a date before, then later she said I reminded her a lot of her brother and all I could think about was the Boss Baby tweet 110
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Parker's latest video is really taking off, as you can tell by the comments section on my latest vid lmao 000
Reposted by KadabraGuyNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Announcement: chat jipiti 924417769
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026New video is out! This is a collab with the ever-talented OKreations 🤘 We hope you enjoy :) youtu.be/t-s-raPlcZkyoutu.beWhat Abilities Should These Pokémon ACTUALLY Have? (feat. OKreations)YouTube video by KadabraGuy 010
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Post a meme made by you New video dropping this week :) 0143
Reposted by KadabraGuyjust a little guy @braveswitchaxe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i'm hoping you saw potentially the best smash tweet of all time come from this 09633
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Saw a few people posting grids, tried making my own. Boy was that a mistake. I never realized how much of a scrimblo-bimblo ass gamer I am lmao 100
Reposted by KadabraGuyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Sure today they’re just cheating at Battletoads, but what about when they’re grownups? Cheating at matrimony? 93145
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Back to reading six books in one year for 2026 📚 just finished the first one, and fittingly it's the sequel to the first book I read last year 100
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Discourse about discourse: the argument around whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza is way, WAY more annoying than actually getting pineapple on my pizza 080
Reposted by KadabraGuyTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Someone sent me this. 196119092957
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is more of a sensible chuckle than a gutburster but I love this series of tweets lol 000
Reposted by KadabraGuygennald.bsky.social @gennald.bsky.social · 14/03/2026in hindsight a little funny of them to go "you cant ask us about the pedophilia right now, the market is too good" and then just go and tank the market 250083
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026New video is live! This is basically my pitch for what a Pokémon expansion for the boardgame Heroscape would look like. As you can tell, I have very normal feelings about both of these franchises youtu.be/46PkDaLvQOcyoutu.beUsing Pokémon To Save A Dying BoardgameYouTube video by KadabraGuy 020
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026FINALLY finished this massive video I've been working on, should be up sometime this afternoon. Trying something new, hope you guys like it :) 021
Reposted by KadabraGuyDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256656910
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Work called in a rain day, let's see how far I can get in this video with the extra time off 😤 120
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Calling it now: Grass/Fighting, Fire/Fairy, Water/Ghost final forms Not sure if I'd love that but I'm hoping this breaks the streak of Dark-type starters we've had since Gen 6 lmao 210
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Eating a full turkey leg during Pokémon Presents to emulate the feeling of a medieval king watching his court jester 020
Reposted by KadabraGuyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026writing an intro is a duel between two urges. one tells me I have a very narrow window of opportunity to hook a reader and so I should be compact, punchy, and informative. the other urge I lovingly call "my bullshit" 424117
Reposted by KadabraGuySKTiefling @lilaclotus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I swear they literally invented webp just because jpg and png were too convenient 5883
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026One of the worst parts of trying to hang out with friends in your mid 20's in southern Ontario is there's often so little to do but hit up The Rec Room, which for all intents and purposes is a casino you can never win at 010
Reposted by KadabraGuyGlendon Mellow @flyingtrilobite.com · 22/02/2026If Trump gloats about hockey we have to burn down the White House again that’s the rules 4764354
Reposted by KadabraGuywheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 21/02/2026just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen 373445988
Reposted by KadabraGuyMike (#1 Professor Kung-Fu Fan) Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026Ask and you shall receive 202215867
Reposted by KadabraGuyScoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this 178118542637
KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Danny Elfman. I first listened to Dead Man's Party at a really shitty time in my life and it resonated a lot. Just Another Day especially, the downer lyrics with the jaunty music really reflected how I felt vs how I thought I should feel. But then I learned he had two separate SA cases against him 130