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KadabraGuy

@kadabraguy.bsky.social
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He/Him. Pokémon YouTuber, fighting game tourist, and Time Magazine's Person Of The Year in 2006

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
UGH. I'm dating a YouTube poop, and I'm trying to order pizza but every time I ask for extra tomato sauce on the phone I hear my own voice parroted back at me 10 times louder, saying MOTATO SUS
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pokennection just added a custom puzzle maker and you KNOW I just had to make some bullshit: www.pokennection.com/puzzle/c805c...
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Pokennection – Daily Pokémon Puzzle & Connections Game
Play a free Pokémon puzzle every day. Group the 16 Pokémon into 4 hidden categories before you run out of lives. New puzzle every day!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
One of the many, many good things about being off of Twitter is not having to deal with The Discourse™ that always follows a Nintendo Direct. That being said, it's breached containment this time so I feel the urge to share my (unasked for) opinion
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🐱 Ayvie/Sabine 🐲 Dragon HRT @ayvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
games these days can't have lines like "fatty fatty no parents" anymore. due to woke
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A piece of Tears of the Kingdom key art with the caption “Weapon degradation is good, actually. Learn to value purposeful friction in games.”
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
NEW BILL WURTZ JUST DROPPED!!
Bill Wurtz's new song, "off the map"
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A take I hear so often about so many people, online and otherwise, is "ugh, I hate how that person always acts like their opinion is the right one". Like I would fucking hope so!!!!
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why did Skyler White agonize so much over what her husband was doing behind her back if she had the ability to teleport? Is she stupid?
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Something I've noticed is that the more recently I've rewatched Avatar TLA, the less sympathy I have for "Jet/Hama were right" apologists
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Went on a date with a (25 year old) woman who said she'd never been on a date before, then later she said I reminded her a lot of her brother and all I could think about was the Boss Baby tweet
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Parker's latest video is really taking off, as you can tell by the comments section on my latest vid lmao
Three YouTube comments. The first reads "you should let Parker Hall grade your poetry." The second reads (in all caps) "let Parker critique your poems!" The last reads "Poet boy! Please show us your poems PLEASE"
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Coming back home after working outside all day:
A man in a red shirt has painted his entire face and neck red. The text reads, "He's red for an amazing reason."
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Announcement: chat jipiti
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
New video is out! This is a collab with the ever-talented ‪OKreations‬ 🤘 We hope you enjoy :) youtu.be/t-s-raPlcZk
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What Abilities Should These Pokémon ACTUALLY Have? (feat. OKreations)
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Post a meme made by you New video dropping this week :)
A Pokémon edit of a One Piece fan art. Combee is standing at the front with her sword drawn, with Grotle standing behind her facing away. The text reads, "lend me some haki GROTLE, this is a level 13 Glameow we're up against..."
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just a little guy @braveswitchaxe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i'm hoping you saw potentially the best smash tweet of all time come from this
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/04/2026
we know
bluesky claude can’t find a profile, the server is having trouble bluesky is broken because of claude of course and it can’t load a feed, can’t even load a feed bluesky telling me that because of its vibecoded infrastructure it is having some issues and needs a few minutes bluesky telling me that it failed to load feeds because it’s broken and vibecoded
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 14/04/2026
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Saw a few people posting grids, tried making my own. Boy was that a mistake. I never realized how much of a scrimblo-bimblo ass gamer I am lmao
In order: Favourite Game is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Best Story is Undertale. Favourite Art Style is ENA: Dream BBQ. Biggest Personal Impact is Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Best Combat is Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game. Overhated is Fantasy Strike. Underrated is Owlboy. Overrated is Pokémon Black and White. Needs a Remake/Sequel is Pokkén Tournament DX. Criminally Overlooked is Frog Detective. Favourite Protagonist is Sam & Max Save The World. Favourite Antagonist is Portal 2. Best Soundtrack is LittleBigPlanet. Best Multiplayer is Among Us (cringe). Not Usually My Thing is Ring Fit Adventure. Turn My Brain Off is Pokémon: Legends Arceus. Best With Friends is Jackbox 6. Best Retro Game is Pokémon Ruby. Nostalgic Childhood Game is Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. And lastly, Game Everyone Should Play is Portal 1.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sure today they’re just cheating at Battletoads, but what about when they’re grownups? Cheating at matrimony?
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Back to reading six books in one year for 2026 📚 just finished the first one, and fittingly it's the sequel to the first book I read last year
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Discourse about discourse: the argument around whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza is way, WAY more annoying than actually getting pineapple on my pizza
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Someone sent me this.
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is more of a sensible chuckle than a gutburster but I love this series of tweets lol
Author Myke Cole is quote-tweeting a post he was tagged in, ranting about the balance issues in the fighting game Tekken. He says, "I have been staring at this tweet for a solid 5 minutes and I have no idea what it means. It seems so tantalizingly like English and yet... I don't think it is? I keep thinking if I just read it one more time, I'll understand it." Author Stepehn King replied," Strange. Interesting. Tantalizing."
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gennald.bsky.social @gennald.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
in hindsight a little funny of them to go "you cant ask us about the pedophilia right now, the market is too good" and then just go and tank the market
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
New video is live! This is basically my pitch for what a Pokémon expansion for the boardgame Heroscape would look like. As you can tell, I have very normal feelings about both of these franchises youtu.be/46PkDaLvQOc
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Using Pokémon To Save A Dying Boardgame
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
FINALLY finished this massive video I've been working on, should be up sometime this afternoon. Trying something new, hope you guys like it :)
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Work called in a rain day, let's see how far I can get in this video with the extra time off 😤
a screenshot of my editing timeline in Davinci Resolve, showing that I've finished editing just over 40 minutes of a 1 hour 40 minute video. The project name is blacked out to make it feel more special lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/03/2026
“my dog is in dubai”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Calling it now: Grass/Fighting, Fire/Fairy, Water/Ghost final forms Not sure if I'd love that but I'm hoping this breaks the streak of Dark-type starters we've had since Gen 6 lmao
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Littlest Pet Shop lookin ass
A screenshot of the new Water type starter Pokémon Gecqua
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Eating a full turkey leg during Pokémon Presents to emulate the feeling of a medieval king watching his court jester
I got that shit on me
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
writing an intro is a duel between two urges. one tells me I have a very narrow window of opportunity to hook a reader and so I should be compact, punchy, and informative. the other urge I lovingly call "my bullshit"
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SKTiefling @lilaclotus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I swear they literally invented webp just because jpg and png were too convenient
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
One of the worst parts of trying to hang out with friends in your mid 20's in southern Ontario is there's often so little to do but hit up The Rec Room, which for all intents and purposes is a casino you can never win at
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Glendon Mellow @flyingtrilobite.com · 22/02/2026
If Trump gloats about hockey we have to burn down the White House again that’s the rules
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen
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Mike (#1 Professor Kung-Fu Fan) Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026
Ask and you shall receive
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Scoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Danny Elfman. I first listened to Dead Man's Party at a really shitty time in my life and it resonated a lot. Just Another Day especially, the downer lyrics with the jaunty music really reflected how I felt vs how I thought I should feel. But then I learned he had two separate SA cases against him
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"you made a minor spelling mistake. i win!!"

getting crushed by 

"A BIG FUCK OF HAMMER"
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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