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KadabraGuy

@kadabraguy.bsky.social
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He/Him. Pokémon YouTuber, fighting game tourist, and Time Magazine's Person Of The Year in 2006

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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The venues gave Ed the ultimatum, Ed still took their side. Both parties are bad. I don't care if Ed would have to give up his tour or his "apolitical image," speaking out against an ongoing genocide is more important than a multi-millionaire's ability to make money
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's a ginger joke in here somewhere
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
UGH. I'm dating a YouTube poop, and I'm trying to order pizza but every time I ask for extra tomato sauce on the phone I hear my own voice parroted back at me 10 times louder, saying MOTATO SUS
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Genuinely one of the best Directs in a long time. New Kirby, new Metroid, va bunch of updates for other games, Persona 6 title drop, and a bunch of third party ports. Idk if people are disappointed cuz they had their hearts set on new Mario/AC/Smash but this was a 10/10 for me
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This sounds like Columbo trying to corner a suspect lol
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think it might have been an accident, he reposted your previous response. But given the way you word your posts, I can't say I blame him if it was on purpose
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You don't understand, what if doctors start committing medical malpractice on organ donors to get their hands on those sweet, sweet organs?? I am the median voter and I believe this is a thing that happens
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pokennection just added a custom puzzle maker and you KNOW I just had to make some bullshit: www.pokennection.com/puzzle/c805c...
pokennection.com
Pokennection – Daily Pokémon Puzzle & Connections Game
Play a free Pokémon puzzle every day. Group the 16 Pokémon into 4 hidden categories before you run out of lives. New puzzle every day!
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tried looking up the video myself. What is Big Horse hiding???
A screenshot of TikTok's search page, with the search bar reading "infowars multiple horse theory". There were no results found, but there was a disclaimer which read, "This phrase may be associated with behavior or content that violates our guidelines. Promoting a safe and positive experience is TikTok's top priority. For more information, we invite you to review our Community Guidelines."
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He only has one GIF and he has to share it with Rowlet 😭
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Trumbeak Wakes Up Rowlet in Pokémon
ALT: Trumbeak Wakes Up Rowlet in Pokémon
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A reminder that Drake's birth name is Aubrey Graham
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Well yea, the Dutch do it all the time
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Definitely it's most "paint-by-numbers" episode, though as other commenters have pointed out I don't think it quite dethrones the episode where Morty's sperm become giant monsters and end up imoregnating one of his sister's eggs
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hell yea 😌
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob: Am I a Pretty Girl?
Alt: Spongebob: Am I a Pretty Girl?
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ik some people felt this Direct was special because it had Kingdom Hearts and Xenoblade. It was not. If you don't care for JRPGs, that doesn't change just because Mickey Mouse or Nintendo are behind them. JRPG fans got their golden geese, everyone else gets thumb wrestling and the Shrek-y OoT remake
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There are so many JRPG announcements in every Direct that, frankly, I don't think you can accuse people who are sick of them of being "fake gamers." There's never been a single Direct where JRPG fans haven't eaten well, it's the status quo. So a Direct lacking anything else is under average
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
One of the many, many good things about being off of Twitter is not having to deal with The Discourse™ that always follows a Nintendo Direct. That being said, it's breached containment this time so I feel the urge to share my (unasked for) opinion
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🐱 Ayvie/Sabine 🐲 Dragon HRT @ayvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
games these days can't have lines like "fatty fatty no parents" anymore. due to woke
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Everyone just finding out this is Hbomb's next video topic needs to watch his episode on The Questions Get Worse, where he not only revealed this months ago but also how many donuts he can stack on it youtu.be/CmZriB9AFHM?...
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Hbomberguy but the questions get worse
YouTube video by jacksfilms
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
- Elon Musk, SNL 2021
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's a cold case, one might even say it's Frozen. Such a Wicked mystery, it lives Rent-free in our minds. The Vagina Monologues
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A piece of Tears of the Kingdom key art with the caption “Weapon degradation is good, actually. Learn to value purposeful friction in games.”
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Can't wait for the music video to come out and we see what new animation style he's been practicing these past three years lmao
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
NEW BILL WURTZ JUST DROPPED!!
Bill Wurtz's new song, "off the map"
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A take I hear so often about so many people, online and otherwise, is "ugh, I hate how that person always acts like their opinion is the right one". Like I would fucking hope so!!!!
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ripping off the final two petals at the same time for her pleasure (and mine)
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why did Skyler White agonize so much over what her husband was doing behind her back if she had the ability to teleport? Is she stupid?
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Jet and Hama use the Fire Nation's violence to justify their own, but their violence doesn't solve anything. It's just vengeance for how the world wronged them, and not even against the people responsible. Innocent people would have died, and nothing would have been fixed. No, they weren't right lol
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Like, if I haven't seen the show in a while? Maybe there's some subtle nuance that gives them more justification, I'm probably just forgetting. Having watched the episodes today? You people are insane lmao
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Something I've noticed is that the more recently I've rewatched Avatar TLA, the less sympathy I have for "Jet/Hama were right" apologists
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
An altered version of Twitter user afraidofwasps' tweet, which now reads "Girl who has only interacted with her brother meeting her second man: Getting a lot of brotherly vibes from this..."
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Went on a date with a (25 year old) woman who said she'd never been on a date before, then later she said I reminded her a lot of her brother and all I could think about was the Boss Baby tweet
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Finished this one about a week ago, but I felt it deserved a little extra treatment. Roundabout is a novel written without a single use of the letter E, and so I've written a review to go along with that
My copy of Roundabout by Phong Nyguen (the "e" in his name is grayed out) Roundabout - My Criticism. 

Roundabout is a most unusual book; it totally omits that non-consonant sign which is not A, I, O, U, or Y. Naturally, this limits its writing, but it usually maintains a good flow (though pronouns can stick out: "'Talk to Ovid!' Ovid says"). Roundabout has many tricks to avoid this taboo sign, ranging from marijuana making Ovid slur his words, to having a ouija board with it missing. I'm most fond of how Ovid's child Alyssa turns into a trans man, to avoid using girl pronouns and words ("My daught- NO! My son.") 

Roundabout follows Ovid, who wants to avoid his protagonist duty to his Author's chagrin. Its a story about a story - that old Dan Harmon/Rick and Morty schtick - and at first I was not onboard. I thought it was our author's way of switching up our surroundings, showing his inability to stay on track for long (in no small part thanks to Ovid's own writing falling victim to this). But Roundabout caught this critic off-guard, as its various plots wound up tying tidily by its conclusion.I do long for a variant of Roundabout which stuck to Ovid and Alyssa's road trip plot, as that had a good dynamic which I was hoping to watch unfold. But, naturally, Ovid didn't want to follow his protagonist path, ditching that too. Additionally, Roundabout is a bit too vulgar in its final act, such as with the Author fucking Ovid's widow and his own mom. It isn't apropos of nothing, it is continuing things from prior acts, but it still was a bit crass.

All-in-all, I found I was liking what Roundabout had to say, vulgarity and mom-fucking notwithstanding. Though its writing risks falling into gimmicky slop, it maintains its nifty balancing act throughout, and what starts as avoidant fourth-wall skirting grows into a fully thorough story within a story. I'd award it with four-and-a-half out of fiv- hmm. Actually, six stars.
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My average drive into work is 40 minutes 🙃
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What makes you say it's AI-written?
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It'll be too late then, too 🙄
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Great, NOW you tell me.
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Parker's latest video is really taking off, as you can tell by the comments section on my latest vid lmao
Three YouTube comments. The first reads "you should let Parker Hall grade your poetry." The second reads (in all caps) "let Parker critique your poems!" The last reads "Poet boy! Please show us your poems PLEASE"
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh shit Rob Ford mentioned
A t-shirt with a picture of Rob Ford's face and the caption "I have more than enough to eat at home"
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Coming back home after working outside all day:
A man in a red shirt has painted his entire face and neck red. The text reads, "He's red for an amazing reason."
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Clearly they're just trying to predict your incoming Gravity strategy to ground your own Flying types
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don't tempt me, half my scripts start out that way lmao
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KadabraGuy @kadabraguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
- me to my audience as I write yet another video script with way too much preamble
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