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JXPrime

@jxprime.bsky.social
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just zis guy, you know? allergic to gammon.

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Derek Lowe @dereklowe.bsky.social · 15h
This is completely insane, like so many other things associated with the all-in AI cultists. Just because it can bang out ugly-but-usable code for you does not mean it’s about to be able to rewire your cells, you fools.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 16h
the other day I was thinking about Peak TLC programming (late-aughts modern freak show) and I thought, "hey, all those Jon & Kate + 8 kids must be grown up now, I wonder how they turned out." and, well: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Watch: Collin Gosselin accuses mom Kate of abuse, calls life on TV a 'lie'
In a new interview, Collin Gosselin alleged his mother, Kate Gosselin, was abusive and said his family's life on "Kate Plus 8" was a "facade."
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17h
Chants of 'Don't protect the women, we can fight. We don't need your fascist shite' rang out in Glasgow tonight. As anti-fascists, women's rights groups and trade unionists protested against 'patriot platform' and their supporters pushing their racist agenda in the city. Things you love to see ✊
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21h
So they’re torturing this guy.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 16h
I got the exact same text and seems like a lot of people did. I asked who they’re affiliated with and got no response but look like former AZ GOP chair Gina Swoboda caught that the design (and most endorsements) is the same as Turning Point PAC’s guide during the primary.
Gina Swoboda • @GinaSwoboda on X

Looks an awful lot like this...

She posted an image of the 

OFFICIAL 2026 REPUBLICAN VOTER GUIDE

PLEASE REFERENCE AND SHARE THIS GUIDE WHEN VOTING TO ENSURE YOU 

SUPPORT THE CONSERVATIVE TEAM.
GOVERNOR BIGGS, ANDY 

SECRETARY OF STATE KOLODIN, ALEXANDER 

STATE TREASURER NORTON, ELIJAH 

SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION YEE, KIMBERLY 

CORPORATION COMMISSIONER HEAP, RALPH 

STATE SENATE DISTRICT 17 DUNHAM, ANTHONY 

STATE REPRESENTATIVE DISTRICT 17
KESHEL, RACHEL "JONES"

The image has the Turning Point PAC logo on the bottom corner and notes “PAID FOR BY TURNING POINT PAC - ARIZONA. NOT AUTHORIZED BY ANY CANDIDATE OR AGENTS”

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Friendly reminder that the newspapers ran this as a thing that was real
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 16h
foppishrecipes dot com
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 16h
oh man 😂
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20h
Mama, Daddy, I met someone
Back of a Cybertruck with a massive triple wolf head decal and a license plate reading DAGAWD
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h
theonion.com
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
WASHINGTON—Affirming the importance of traditions like Columbus Day to other Americans, the nation’s 573 federally recognized Indian nations released a joint statement Monday confirming they don’t nee...
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 22h
When Dems talk about the Ilhan Omar situation, they need to stop using language that implies that Omar might have done anything wrong. Trump is not "investigating" Omar. They are trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting Congressmember by scrutinizing decades old paperwork from when she was a kid
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 21h
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, John! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Cage! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS! [call dropped]
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Underrated part of baseball: most of the team is sitting over here, but there’s a small group of teammates sitting all the way over there, and then you hit a home run to where they’re hangin out
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay well the idea of people from Boston being pissed off at Robert Kraft just doesn’t add up
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i cannot find the words for this
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[NFL] Cam Little with the 56 yard FG to win it! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Parker Washington's TD catch finally gives the Jags a TD
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 11/10/2026
Got 'em right where he wants 'em. #AEWCollision
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big thanks to Beetle Moses for blessing my book with this guest comic. Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Duke lost because their backup kicker missed a game-tying 33-yarder so I looked up Duke's backup kicker and he appears to have anointed himself the world's first ever 6-star college football prospect. everybody else has only been able to get to 5
twitter profile for Gavin Strange, which lists him as a "6⭐️ K/P"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/10/2026
merely defending vulnerable people, even if one's own constituents, is a sin to Republicans
talarico attack ad quoting him "Defending Trans Texans is something we have to do every day"
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chip Kelly:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(back yard flood light flips on) oH I'M sORry i dIDn'T meAn tO WaKE YOu i wAS jUst adMIrinG YoUR caT IT haS a VEry muSCuLar phYsiQUe
rfk jr making a Buh Wuhhh face with his hands up as if to say Oh Sorry I Thought You Were Done With This
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's been a pretty rough couple of weeks for Sen. Foghorn Leghorn, but no one deserves it more.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i love the 90s when digital imaging tech was just getting its start and every manufacturer just went insane with the shapes of their cameras until everyone just admitted ergonomics had been solved in the 1940s
Obsidian IC/100Minolta RD-175Polaroid PDC 2000Logitech Fotoman FM-1
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
brought to you by the 3rd street saints
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Sara 🍂 @cello.gay · 10/10/2026
liberals believe that exposing hypocrisy in conservatives will rationally convince people to turn on them. in reality, hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists and they revel in it
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This, I think, is the really crazy-making aspect of this. I'm amenable to the idea that it's corrosive practice cruelty even toward something that I'm pretty sure can't feel pain. But that's an outgrowth of my humanism, not a replacement of it
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just try it out once, you won't get addicted - the Marlboro Brand Font & Logo Generator is live now! As requested by absolutely no one.
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Marlboro Cigarettes Brand Logo and Font Generator
Create a Marlboro style pack design with your own text. Set any word in the tall condensed lettering under the red roof, add the horse crest, and pick custom colors for the roof, text, crest, and background.
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ya i mean i do genuinely think that one of hegseth's goals is to drive people appalled by barbarity out of the military, because the long term plan is to make the military shoot at us, and the same guys who object to this won't do that either.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/10/2026
Billionaire has a nut-spreading operation is definitely a brand new sentence
Axios Chicago article screenshot: The city is weighing legal action against Lincoln Park billionaire Barre Seid over claims that his nut-spreading operation is fueling a rat infestation around Green City.
Market, Ald. Timmy Knudsen (43rd) says.
Why it matters: The infestation is causing property damage that could leave taxpayers on the hook for repairs, according to city documents.
• Plus, Knudsen says Seid's nut-spreading activities have expanded in recent months, even as the city has ramped up citations against him.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Egret is drunk as hell
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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David Gerbosi @gerbosi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I recorded a radio commercial with him once. While I was editing he picked up a copy of The Onion and read this article. Dude was pissed. Every vein in his head bulging. Trying to explain to Ditka the concept of a satirical newspaper was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.
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