iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 7h

Me: that one white guy who played guitar in funkadelic Interviewer: I haven’t asked you a question yet Me: so?

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18h

a a h, Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DUDES ROCK

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

good heavens look at the time

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the internet around 2007 was mostly comprised of forums where people posted renders of various futuristic glass cubes captioned "Xbox 720 leaked"

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ripley is spooky 👻 @ripleyisgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new merch

the back is elizabeth holmes' face in that teaser trailer

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

knowing what i know about chemistry i can confidently say that sulfuras, hand of ragnaros most likely smells like rotten eggs

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ngl a casio f91w is cooler than any rolex and its not even close

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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh fuck yeah I love the Blade Runner soundtrack.

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peril @paulapalooza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drop d cups

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bluesky kinda like shrek since we're ruled by this lord farquaad aas looking bitch but instead of height his complex is getting caught looking at barely legal teen porn at work

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just what music was missing, deeply isolating tailored experiences that you can't share with anyone.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

I'm so tired of everything about renting that I think I might scream and i am firmly of a generation in which there is essentially no way that we will ever own homes without losing someone we love and honestly, I think it's starting to get to me.

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They/Thempress of The Labyrinth @theythem.press · 29/09/2026

Why are you trans? Wrong answers only i misheard everyone talking about autistic people being happier when they stopped masc-ing

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fine, cinemascope it is

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i read the manuals for one of my cameras and it revealed a lot of things i would have loved to know years ago. i will learn no lessons from this.

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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026

The pay me in shoiks

The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in, and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies

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Karl Olson 🎃 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026

had to do it:

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the best thing about picking up vinyls from independent record stores stocking releases from small indie labels is that you end up with a "i don't know the name of the artist or any of the songs but the a2 on that white label rules"-type collection of music

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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026

MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 28/09/2026

(Divine Gal Babes Only) We Gave This Big Ass Super Cute Excessively Tanned Gal Some Aphrodisiacs To Make Her Love Cocks Even More And They Blew Her Mind So Badly That She Became A High-Speed Horny And Divine Sex Machine LOL

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hey yo pass the aux you gotta hear this *puts on mormon death grips* they don't cuss its so freaking aweseome

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

youtube is pushing so much christian ai generated stuff on me rn. not sure what i've watched to put me in that bucket, or if i should just become conspiratorial about it.

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Meet me at cheeky nandos innit shagarse

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

new rule! you can't do a multi part podcast series and then lock every other episode behind a patreon paywall

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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I want to do digital profile pic drawings for you for $15. just comment what you’d like as a profile pic. it can be a bunny, a blahaj, a stylized portrait, a pet or even your oc.

digital drawing of a bunny holding a blahaj

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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026

OK I think the photos that appeared on my film are from the 2001 conferment of an honorary degree by @openuniversity.bsky.social on Jon Snow at Portsmouth Uni

Black and white double exposure, racing car and graduation ceremony. The newscaster Jon Snow is to lower right

Black and white double exposure, racing car and graduation, Open University lectern visible lower right

Black and white double exposure, racing car and graduation, Jon Snow visible lower right below Portsmouth uni crest with motto 'heaven's light our guide'

Black and white photo showing two frames of a graduation, Portsmouth Uni's crest above assembled gowned dignitaries

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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 25/09/2026

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the weirdest thing about soulcalibur is how no one ever went "ayo pause can someone explain what the fuck the deal with voldo is?" like he just shows up and the only thing on your mind is "i gotta kick this dudes ass"??

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 25/09/2026

ben shapiro and his sister

JAV Titles d @jav.scd.lol
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i have that 15-year-old-boy type craving to own a genuine katana to mount above my tv, but for an AK-47

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🦌 FEER 🧛 (like fear + deer) @feraldeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HI GUYS, so! Bad news! I got fired. I'm doing all I can to find work again, but I need help making it til then. I'm sorry. 💔 If you could please share, I'd be so so so grateful to all of you. Venmo: feraldeercolony Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/feraldeercol... PayPal: www.paypal.biz/kiweird For context: 🧵👇

hey guys! guess who just got... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/09/2026

Estrogen is magic.

A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s red black and gold with a giant fire chicken on the hood.

A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s white pink and blue with a giant fire chicken on the hood.

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

okay so this is driving me insane and i need someone to give me some input. why are people quoting the post they're replying to in the comments of that post? i see it all the time here and it's so strange.

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Nuclear Bunker Ant @vapornoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ahem -taps the sign-

You should feel safe on planes not because the crew and pilot are experts but because everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things and every plane that crashes is a wife that dies

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Twin Spoopy Samantha @hijacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Downgrade a movie The Stable Boy of the Rings

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

daily google drive appreciation post. i really like how the engineers at google have managed to create an app that simulates what hell is like so i don't have to wait to die to get a taste of eternal damnation

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