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Josh Jones

@jwjones252.bsky.social
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Look, maybe this one will stick He/him, resident NC swamp creature aka Daniel Plainviewfinder

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 4h
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3h
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 5h
I do this often! Highlights include “n*****s are burning the fields” (what)
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I worked in a small town computer store circa 2003, we called this stuff "malware," and most of our customers paid us to get it off their machines. They just remade BonzaiBuddy while telling us it's good now.
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 19h
I have never seen a supporting cast also hit all the marks in a very long time
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 21h
NSF:
Primetime movie poster
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 22h
Ok did they have an actual cannon and go "this is obnoxious, let's shrink it down"
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23h
it’s got two gas pedals
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 22h
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 22h
Man pundits really over extrapolated from that Ole Miss game huh
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 22h
J.D. Vance could be hanging Arbeit macht frei from the washington monument and Chait would be arguing this was a reaction against the "meritocracy"
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know I'm biased because Kenan is boxed in by the campus but Missouri has a gigantic stadium?
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKbw... that poor man
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Wheel Of Failure
YouTube video by Desus & Mero
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
occasionally a student asks how some canonical book can possibly apply to their own life and moving forward i’ll refer them to the moment in Ulysses where bloom wants to leave a restaurant without eating there so he pretends to look around and realize he’s in the wrong place instead of just leaving
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/10/2026
Dissent is not tolerated on Bluesky. Discussion is strictly limited to the wokist orthodoxy of the far left flank of the Democratic Party
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna start calling him Bill Beli-IF.
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These Panera ads with the food bits would sanctioned by any functional FCC
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🗣️Avocados from Mexico🗣️
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone talking about how you’ve never heard choosing Texas but I’ve never heard a Shaboozy song outside of a football promo segment
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Defensive Mastermind ™️
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scenes from 5th century Rome
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Todd Wolfson @proftwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My PhD advisor, Peggy Sanday, published Fraternity Gang Rape (1990). She found gang rape functions as male bonding through domination: men use women to prove masculinity, gain status, & demonstrate loyalty. Group norms normalize coercion, erase consent, & institutional privilege shields perpetrators
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Kat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Worthy challenger to the "it was all revealed in a dream" footnote.
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they were giving out hundred-dollar bills in Tammany Hall days, man.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's time for goalpost lasers
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Political ad update: one with laurie buckout teeter-tottering in front of a dashcam
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/10/2026
why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland
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LLE TB
FOX CFB
ROBERT GRIFFIN I
2011 HEISMAN WINNER
CONNOR ONION CFB ON FOX
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin? Wilting in primetime, even with reduced stakes? Huh
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026
learned that this is ezra klein's wife lol. love to learn the value of hard manual labor from (squinting) a harvard grad who is (leaning forward) married to ezra klein (wiping glasses off) writing in the atlantic
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me”
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oooo private texts, let’s not get too brave out here
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still loling at this
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A PR push of sorts and an aura of inevitability have pushed the 24-team CFP’s popularity up from catastrophic to merely terrible. But we’re still gonna do it!
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big news in the Senate battle. After pouring $30 million in NC, John Thune's GOP SuperPAC stops spending there, effectively conceding Cooper is likely to win. And they're dumping their first 7-figures in Kansas. (Note: a Dem internal found Hamilton up today.) www.semafor.com/article/10/0...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every one of these guys is thinking the same thing: how much money can I extract from giving Defense contracts to the tech industry? Even the govt officials are calculating when to make the jump over to the vendors they are nominally going to be buying from.
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Carli Brosseau @carlibrosseau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting at Ponysaurus Brewing Co., we filed to start a private school. www.propublica.org/article/prop...
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Almost Anyone Can Start a Private School. We Put This to the Test.
Our reporting has shown how easily people — some with questionable backgrounds — have founded their own private schools in barns, strip malls and other places. That led us to an experiment: If the hur...
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you would never see me again
Everyone: there's more fish in the sea
The fish in the sea:
A random fact I love is
i'm getting brain surgery June 27 and July 6: 10l

LMAOOO this is literally my profile! And getting brain surgery doesn't make me less of a bad ass bitch
"L (")_/ just trying to be honest and laugh about it
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026
the constitutional convention was one of the most epic examples of “we’ll fix it in post” in human history
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
this may be controversial to some but i think even if a rapist has gone to therapy they still shouldnt have a public platform
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results
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Josh Jones @jwjones252.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No but really why was I exchanging DMs with a woman that was cooking up meth on an industrial scale
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