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David

@dchandler.bsky.social
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Currently teaching, reading, and writing, in that order. I enjoy looking at old boats.

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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I worked in a small town computer store circa 2003, we called this stuff "malware," and most of our customers paid us to get it off their machines. They just remade BonzaiBuddy while telling us it's good now.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discussing profound things in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's good, Tulsa?
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who up Jimmin' they Thompson?
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the chair of the philosophy department working in cognitive science? God, the secondhand embarrassment I get from this tripe is going to suffocate me.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about the old adage that a liberal is someone too fair-minded to take his own side. But now, I mostly think it's moral cowardice
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We got a fridge calendar. Places give them away for the free. I don't know why so many people insist on setting the world on fire so a robot can remind them of a kid's dentist appointment or whatever.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best onscreen villain I've seen in 2026.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's wild to read this and go about the rest of the day as if it won't all end. Sometimes, it's hard to breathe. What a wonderful piece of writing to share.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 23/09/2026
That feeling when the beat drops, and it feels just right.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, when a monstrous descendant of Cain wrecks shit in my feasting hall:
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
eXistenZ, Cronenberg (1999)
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think an aspect worth examining of all of this is how much gAI use highlights that people in positions of power are often not actually doing the work but getting someone else to do it and not looking too closely at the results And from that perspective, of course gAI looks like it's revolutionary
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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I put the rizz in Razgriz @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Check out my short story, "Stranded" in volume 6 of Smitten Land from Laughing Man House Press!
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My "I am not complicit" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's happening
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
StarCraft Ghost is back, baby! We kept hope alive for 20 years!
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sadly...
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"You got any games on this phone?"
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My daughter showing me a cool rock she found
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pretty cool of Nintendo to remind us that the original version of the game has an actually good art style
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stares into the middle distance, dreaming of Dino Crisis...
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The male equivalent
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God after he decided to close the Garden of Eden
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
what if thomas ligotti had written and directed ghostbusters
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A good day tonight Sheryl Lee her flowers for one of the greatest, bravest performances I've ever seen.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
George Bluth and Kitty, laughing
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My daughter loves this cartoon. When she was 2, she asked for "dancing skeletons" every day.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man, @kiese.bsky.social clocked this insanity years ago
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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 16/08/2026
'Forbes Corporate Warrior' released on this day in 1997. A bafflingly licensed FPS, wherein businesses are represented within a VR world and compete against one another by shooting each other. Your 'CASH' reserve stands in for health, and is depleted by your every action.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Breath of the Wild is neat, but it's not a top-tier Zelda for me. Tears of the Kingdom is actively bad.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a young man in a sleeveless shirt sits in a cluttered room, saying "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Second, a group of friends gather around a table, one explaining "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Third, the same group listens as another person adds, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 08/08/2026
The legit most unrealistic part about Primer, the ‘04 sci-fi thriller, is that two tech bros sat on their invention for a few years because they wanted to understand the implications of their technology and not release it to world too soon. And yes, it also includes building a Time Machine.
The theatrical release promo poster for Primer.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wild choice of places where Beyonce could work in his mind.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"They were all of them deceived, for another vlog brother was made..."
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We fast-tracked a vaccine, organized a nationwide stay home or, and gave everyday people money as a means for dealing with the pandemic, and instead of seeing all this effort as an incredible response with triumphs and failures replete with human drama, we get whatever the fuck this is.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Academics will see discourse like this and say "hell yeah." More adaptations of towering canonical literatures should happen so sickos like myself can enjoy the academic spillover into the culture (tm).
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boethoedes nuts
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Republicans that worked so hard to support this man (Marco Rubio, mainly) should have this thrown in their faces until they leave this world.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw "Batman and Robin" in a Starkville, Mississippi theater when I was 10 or 12. When Batman and Robin have their falling out about Poison Ivy, George Clooney said "She wants to kill you, Dick!" and someone's 4-year-old screamed "DICK!!!" at the top his lungs, and everyone laughed.
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David @dchandler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Getting kicked out of The Odyssey group chat for continuously saying "Inshallah he makes it home"
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