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James von Simson

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ironeconomist.bsky.social @ironeconomist.bsky.social · 23h
I said the other day: ‘if normal people don’t join political parties then the parties won’t be normal’ and I see the greens are today providing stunning evidence of this.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somewhat inspired by @katebevan.com and the sense that I should be doing more cool stuff, I made some updates to Attenborough@100: ✏️ Rewrote methodology page 🌓 Dark mode toggle 💌 Contact page 🤹‍♀️ Multiple filters 🛣️ Added more features to the roadmap See it here 👉 attenborough-100.vercel.app
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Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive
Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 02/10/2026
I was pretty cynical about Man City’s financial doping and didn’t like the idea of stripping titles etc, but seeing their utterly shameless response and desperate threats makes me want the book thrown at them.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Find someone to love you like Paul Marshall loves burning cash on GB News pressgazette.co.uk/media_busine...
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yet India might win by 10 wickets 🤯
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Commentators reading the Premier League ruling on Manchester City.
The wincing stones meme.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I think the story of our era will be of a political class that were not only not up to the times they faced, but often wilfully blind to them.
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Luca Tiratelli @lucatiratelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??
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Ruairi Dubh @ruairidubh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
✨Bullet Shattered Cafe windows in Paris 1944 by Photographer Lee Miller✨🇨🇵💥
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Kate Devlin @drkatedevlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey you guys, Weizenbaum called and he said: "how easy it is to create and maintain the illusion of understanding, hence perhaps of judgment deserving of credibility. A certain danger lurks there."
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Interpretive ingenuity” is potentially interesting from a world leading expert, from an teenaged it sounds like an attempt to get out of detention…
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember kids, private bankers respond to incentives… www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AI can now detect, automate, and chain together exploits faster than any human hacker can. That is significant. Which means that the system vulnerabilities once considered not so low hanging fruit are actually very low hanging.
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One horse, Maresca will stumble over his ego. As much as I hate to say it Arteta is becoming like Mourinho, he knows how to win
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A campaign for *MSF* to be banned as a terrorist group (on the paper thin basis of claims about 2 past employees) is the product of the UK Govt being willing to divorce any meaningful conception of societal threat from its use of proscription powers. Govt needs to wake up to the madness of this:
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/09/2026
I know this isn't the main point but: The Transformers are famously undocumented immigrants hiding in America (among other places) having fled the consequences of a civil war. Do these chuds think Megatron was in the US on an O-1 talent visa?
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, only until Far Right parties start to figure out how to get votes from migrant communities and diasporas they need to achieve national dominance
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My meme is making it's debut for the Burnham government.
An infographic titled "No10 spokesperson fails to condemn an obviously bad thing," which maps out a four-step political news cycle in a circle around a central image of the 10 Downing Street front door.The steps proceed clockwise, starting from the top:Top: No10 spokesperson fails to condemn an obviously bad thingRight: MPs express outrage at No10 for not condemning obviously bad thingBottom: Someone finally checks in with the PM if obviously bad thing is badLeft: No10 condemn obviously bad thing three days later
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(periodically playing the Benny Hill theme tune)
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The best way to counter this bunch of total losers would be to have them followed by an open top bus of women and children pointing fingers and laughing at them…
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 31/08/2026
I think "full review" is politicalese for "this is probably actually a good idea, and there aren't many votes in completely reversing it, but I want the votes of people who think I might reverse it."
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
“And she pulls my head down to her enormous breasts and starts gently patting my back, going, ‘I know, honey. I know. Just let it out.’ “Can you believe it?! Dolly Parton comforted me through the experience of meeting Dolly Parton!”
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/08/2026
New, from me. Losing a prestigious stage or affiliation is not the same thing as being censored or deplatformed, and we should stop letting terrible people pretend otherwise. dmitryopines.substack.com/p/youre-not-...
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You’re Not Censored, But Get Off My Stage
It’s not "deplatforming" when security won’t let me rap with Kendrick.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
one of the worst trends over the past few years is the thinkpiece right deciding that "illiberalism" is equivalent to "any argument I don't like"
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As at April 2026, 67% of Reform’s funding to date has come from "donors with financial interests in fossil fuels, totalling more than £24 million. A further £2.4 million has been donated by individuals who have disputed basic scientific facts about climate change." www.desmog.com/2026/04/30/r...
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/08/2026
Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I.
lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com • 14h
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them
"this is enough for another whole cat"
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Veratify @veratify.bsky.social
V found this claim is false. This is a well-known internet joke; there are no laws in any jurisdiction requiring pet owners to show cats their shed hair or say this phrase.
Real-time fact-checks on your feed:
https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🚨 What does it take to make the global leaderboard of biggest trading losses of all time? www.ft.com/content/340b...
A leaderboard of the biggest trading losses of all time, colour coded into fund, bank and other.

You have to go to the original chart ot unlock all the interactive popup stuff, of which there is plenty.
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Ruth Aylett @ruthaylett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How many times must one point out that this technology gives false positives? Even more so for people with dark skin. Yet it is deployed without any safeguards.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Many good friends work for the economist but funny to do "is this Jew a traitor?" as clickbait the same week you do "eugenics, the helping hand we all need?" Err lads, you haven't even done a print edition this week. www.economist.com/leaders/2026...
economist.com
In praise of designer-ish babies
Couples should be allowed to select embryos on the basis of both disease resistance and IQ
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gigantic jet TLE above Mexico (crop) - From Simeon Schmauß (stim3on.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2rhxUhJ
On July 3rd, astronaut Nichole Ayers photographed a gigantic jet from the ISS. These rare upward directed electrical discharges extend ~90-100 km high into the mesosphere. 

The jet originated from a thunderstorm over Northern Mexico, with city lights from South Texas and the green airglow layer visible along Earth’s limb.

I processed this image from the RAW file, adjusting the color profile, white balance and contrast and applied Lightroom's machine learning denoise with low strength. 

The RAW was provided to me by Frankie Lucena, his analysis of the event, correlating it to measurements from the Geostationary Lightning mapper and ELF-VLF radio signals can be found here: spaceweathergallery2.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=224355

Original image listing in the NASA archive: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos/photo.pl?mission=ISS073&amp...

Credit: Nichole Ayers / NASA JSC / ESRS / Simeon Schmauß
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026
This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.
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Jason Arday found dead
2 hours ago — Mr Arday was found •unresponsive• at an address in Battersea. south London. on Froy
afternoon. He was uter pronounced dead at the scene. A Read rnore
Jason Arday says he was an illiterate, mute child. His .
6 hours ago — Jason Arday says he was an i&erate. mute child. Cambridge's youngest-ever black
professor in 2023. Arday attended from the age of four to 11
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A PhD is no longer a sign of brilliance — take it from Dr Arday
1 day aeo — Juon Arday resigns from the Unwersity of Cambrdge after The Telegraph reports he had
falseb• claimed to have pubåshed a book
We are all Jason Arday now
S days ago — Jason Arday resons from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph reports he had
falsew cGimed to have published a book Aug 7.2028. Read more
Cambridge professor claimed he was on Seven Up..
2 Aug 2026 — He was not bom until 1985. Prof Arday is at the centre of a row about academk
plagiarism after The Tekgragh that he had been accused
The Jason Arday 'memoir' that now appears to be more .
7 days ago — Instead of tales of triumph over adversity. the now-fomer Cambridge professors
autob"qraphy is a case study in self-rnythobgising,
Arday failed to mention 'months-long coma' in autobiography
8 days ago — Jason Arday toz publishers he was k•ft a three-month coma fohwhg a car gash. but
never wrote about the ordeal his memoirs_
Jason Arday is living proof that you reap what you sow
6 Aug 2028 — The Cambridge professor feed plagiarism alegations and made fantastical clä'ns about
his life. so what did he expect woUz happen? Read rmre
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Arday 'accused student of Miite privilege' after she
4 days ago — Forrner Cambrdge professor alleged* htplied that Roehamptm student was racist after
cornplaint about essay SOOre.
Jason Arday is rnerely a symptom of the Leffs corruption
Aug 2026 — Lab-curs on school standards is on the same toxic assumptions that created his
academic career.
Cambridge hired Arday after 'listening to black stu…
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 13/08/2026
headline made me want to instinctively side with her but one paragraph in and I am now a Charlie Ultra
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
Axios: AI has become my reading buddy as I've plowed through my summer book list, helping me keep track of plots and characters, unpack themes, and make sense of wordy, old prose.

Why it matters: The way many of us actually read books — a few pages before bed, a chapter at the beach, another on a plane — makes it easy to lose the thread. AI can help you pick it back up without starting over.
📖 I really got into using AI while reading James Fenimore Cooper's "The Last of the Mohicans." The text was far too dense for casual vacation reading. My first prompt asked:

"I'd like a guide as I read The Last of the Mohicans who can help me understand what I've read and where the story is, without giving spoilers or getting ahead of my progress. Can you do this, chapter by chapter?"
The robot agreed: "Cooper's sentences are long and his diction is archaic."
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 10/08/2026
reading this post is what I assume having a stroke feels like
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pick your version of the good life
I made $12 million selling tubs of slime. Now I'm retired at 25
Jacob Karram built a slime empire beloved by Kim Kardashian out of his bedroom aged 17. Today he finds retirement is not what he expectedSiân Phillips: I'm 93 and retiring from the stage'
The Welsh star of stage and screen tells Clive Davis how a shock memory lapse in rehearsals earlier this year led to the end of her theatre career
Siân Phillips: "It's too much responsibility. It might have gone right again, but I couldn't take a chance"
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James von Simson @jvs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parental behaviour warning signs rather than kids
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Bonjourrrrr
Photo de Nicolas Sarkozy et de Carla Bruni Sarkozy debout dans la mer avec de l'eau jusqu'à la taille, tous deux avec des lunettes de soleil et regardant vers l'horizon dans la même direction. Nicolas bombe le torse et rentrant son ventre de manière exagérée et la photo est clairement posée selon une scénographie ridicule.
Au bas de l'image, photo sous l'eau d'une paire de jambe de femme debout sur le sable et d'une paire de jambe d'homme debout sur un tabouret avec un bracelet électronique (peut-être de l'IA je ne sais pas et je m'en excuse si c'est le cas).
On avait dit pas le physique mais désolé cela m'a fait rire, et la période n'est pas trés drôle pour moi.
Source FB
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Matthew Holehouse @matthewholehouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Public use of AI is doing weird, unpredictable and damaging things to the state. A dive into how Grok lawyering is upending the employment tribunals www.economist.com/britain/2026...
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 04/08/2026
Elon is talking about using robots to build a mass accelerator on the moon in support of an economy 1000x to 1 million times the current earth economy. It's a bad sci fi novel not an earnings call.
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