Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 21hOh, it's National Poetry Day. Please enjoy this moving meditation on life and death by Norman Nicholson, whose anthology is here: www.amazon.co.uk/Selected-Poe... 0154
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 23hPolling from June. Wonder if it shifts now the debate is more open. Also do respondents know what Schengen is or is it a proxy for freedom of movement? On the latter.... 1/2 3154
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently Manchester City have cheated by buying trophies in a slightly different way to the way other clubs buy trophies in a league awash in cash from dodgy sources and this is bad. I mean I guess so, whatever. Good result for the Seals on Saturday, 4-1 at home to Worksop. 5344
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026New variant on the Kinsley definition of gaffe: a public figure complains when his remarks are used entirely in context by people inconvenient to him. 15717
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump: the US must reduce our deficit with China. Also Trump: the US should lease two more piebald buffoons and pay China $1m/year (seriously) for the privilege, plus China gets any cubs if the sexless numpties manage to reproduce, plus they go back to China at the end of the extortive deal. 1/2 5237
Reposted by Alan BeattieJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Andy Burnham has plunged the plan for a third runway at Heathrow into doubt by privately telling MPs he has always opposed the project, and the new prime minister is said to be “open minded” about whether it should go ahead. www.ft.com/content/0206...ft.comBurnham’s opposition to Heathrow expansion puts third runway in doubtNew prime minister has been a longstanding critic of the project 2411127
Reposted by Alan BeattiePhilip Coggan @philipcoggan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump really is the Basil Fawlty of international diplomacy. He only has two modes: unctuous flattery and petulant aggression. www.ft.com/content/cdff...ft.comPomp prevails over substance as Donald Trump hosts Xi JinpingFanfare masks some of the US president’s own troubles, including his war in Iran and plummeting domestic popularity 1415
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026V interesting modelling.ft.comUK and Germany among economies most exposed to China, new modelling showsStudy finds efforts to reduce reliance on Chinese investment, trade and other links have produced only ‘modest’ results 161
Reposted by Alan BeattieJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 24/09/2026"The early days of Andy Burnham’s government have made Starmer’s look positively energetic: a PM who usually loves nothing more than being on camera has studiously avoided saying a word as he loses control of law and order in Britain, and his home secretary seems determined to appease the thugs."thenewworld.co.ukIf Shabana Mahmood is tough, why is she so slow to crack down on Danny Tommo and the far right?Weeks of what looks like blatant lawbreaking have finally resulted in an arrest. But the home secretary seems happy to look elsewhere 2028289
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trade Secrets today. Meet Hank. Hank was doing well until Trump abolished "de minimis", the $800 tariff-free import allowance. Now Hank's one-man operation is swamped with paperwork and has to pay duties whose level isn't even clear. Hank will vote Democrat in November. as.ft.com/r/6c4f1d86-a... 13311
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tony Blair: the UK should rejoin the EU only if the EU first agrees to do whatever my tech paymasters say. Please pay attention to me, I am very important and relevant. institute.global/insights/geo...institute.global 77310
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Re last RT, some somewhat facile observations: the national symbol of England is African (a lion). Its monarchs have been French, Dutch and German. Its ruling elite spoke a variety of French for around 300 years. Its national football team has been managed by a Swede, /mf 44313
Reposted by Alan BeattieDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy. 761730492
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dave Prowse, who played Darth Vader, visited us in his role as road-safety superhero the Green Cross Code Man, as he did many schools. The weird bit was him showing his size and strength by lifting a child one-handed full stretch above his head. I don't think you'd be allowed to do that now. 4301
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Scott Bessent has invented the telephone, everybody. 3428
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/202610/10, no notespolitico.euLukashenko says Belarus doesn’t have enough potash for Trump“Even if we wanted to supply [potash] to other, Western markets, we simply do not have those volumes,” said the Belarusian president. 6559
Reposted by Alan BeattieJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 22/09/2026fascinating piece on how 90 schools in London have closed since 2019 as a result of shrinking birth rates www.ft.com/content/5b01...ft.comLondon’s schools are running out of childrenCouncils want more powers to repurpose buildings and fend off academies 147631
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If they really wanted to stir things up they'd call it an illegal immigration surcharge and say it's being used to pay for hotels for asylum seekers. 0132
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Will keep boringly saying this (no disrespect to OP): it's not a health surcharge. It's not hypothecated to the NHS; you can't choose not to pay it and thereby eschew healthcare. You could equally call it an education or roads surcharge. It's using the NHS's sanctified status to rip off immigrants. 12302120
Reposted by Alan BeattieOwen Barder @owen.org · 21/09/2026I don't think it likely that ground beef is a Giffen good. 5112
Reposted by Alan BeattiePeterson Institute for International Economics @piie.com · 21/09/2026NEW: At the Trump-Xi summit, the US government should seek increased imports of key strategic goods & more foreign direct investment from China, @adamposen.bsky.social writes in @foreignaffairs.com. This would buy Washington more time to diversify US sources of supply.foreignaffairs.comChina Still Has What America NeedsThe Trump-Xi summit gives Washington a chance to buy time. 132
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today's Trade Secrets newsletter. - Trump's attempts to undo the tariff cheating his own policies have encouraged is tangling up US trade with red tape. I don't know why she swallowed a fly, etc. - EU-Canada EU-Schmanada: never mind the abstract geopolitical verbiage, watch for the work permits.as.ft.comDonald Trump’s crusade against tariff cheats may tangle up trade in red tapeYet another US customs initiative will strain an overburdened bureaucracy 2155
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026⬇️⬇️⬇️💯💯💯 🎵 I fought the law* And the law* won 🎵 *of gravity 2213
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It looks like one of those brass rubbing things you do in churches when you're a kid, except the sculptor left the relief in the furnace too long and it melted. 5224
Reposted by Alan BeattieSuper Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is incredible nitter.app/banteg/statu... H/t @gregdoucette.bsky.socialnitter.appbanteg (@banteg)>be me >discover effective altruism >apparently normal charity is inefficient >why donate to random sad thing when spreadsheet can tell you optimal sad thing >fair enough >buy mosquito nets >save live... 24683220
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And as many people have correctly pointed out, this is clearly modelled on Christopher Walken because reasons. 7322
Reposted by Alan BeattieLiz Anderson @lizanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026‘Tenko and Coronation Street actress Stephanie Cole dies aged 84.’ I grew up watching her in the excellent Tenko and she was bluddy brilliant as the bossy Carolyn in Radio 4s Cabin Pressure www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukStephanie Cole: Coronation Street and Doc Martin actress dies aged 84She was best known for playing Dr Beatrice Mason in the 1980s BBC wartime TV drama Tenko. 5425
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The idea that the function of being in Eurovision is to win it, as if it were the World Cup, is a gigantic category mistake. 109610
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CANADIANS! Idiomatically do you use the excellent word "ornery" like the US does? 1070
Reposted by Alan BeattieProf Melanie O'Brien @drmelob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whoever made this 👏👏 5312120
Reposted by Alan Beattieelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150233942
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Re Canada-EU, I can't vouch for the authenticity but apparently it's a Belgian boy saluting Canadian soldiers during a memorial ceremony, the Canadians being regarded with immense affection in Belgium for their role in the liberation in 1944. Great class from the CO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmb...youtube.comYoung Belgian Boy Salutes Canadian TroopsYouTube video by Spicy Mayonnaise 4473
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not my specialism, but can't you do quite a bit of this through CETA and they haven't? 2132
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In which @dougsaunders.bsky.social looks at what a Canada-EU agreement might entail and comes up with (my words not his) not very much, some work permits and so on.theglobeandmail.comIf Canada joins the European Union show, it will only be from the upper balconyIt might be disappointing to some Canadians – or maybe a relief – but ‘associate membership’ to the EU doesn’t look like it would change much of anything 4121
Reposted by Alan BeattieBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Will it feature any of the people he sent to GTMO or subjected to extraordinary rendition? 912034
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A reminder that the original Stanford prison experiment, as well as being wildly unethical, was ridiculously bogus, guards actually being coached to be abusive to prisoners and the supposed experimenter (Zimbardo) acting as prison superintendent. theconversation.com/the-infamous...theconversation.comThe infamous Stanford prison experiment was flawed – so why is it still so influential today?A French science historian dug deep into the true story of the Stanford prison experiment – revealing ‘guards’ were actually coached to be brutal. His findings are now available in English. 58127
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh look what a massive surprise, stap me vitals, who'd a thunk it, knock me down with a feather, just goes to show etc.ft.comEU rebuffs Mark Carney’s ‘unique alliance’ with CanadaSome governments balk at prime minister’s call for ‘middle powers’ to join forces against US and China 10213
Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My Trade Secrets today. As the forthcoming summit will show, the Xi-Trump relationship isn’t “transactional”. Transactions require trust and compliance. It’s a balance of terror between two presidents battling hard behind the scenes for supply chain and technology dominance.as.ft.comThe main Trump-Xi summit achievement will be it happening at allThe US and China are in a stand-off rather than a state of agreement 2173