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Soph Warnes

@thatsoph.bsky.social
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Data & Graphics @ CNN. 📈👸 Priors: WSJ, ONS. Clearly a fan of acronyms. "Aggressive Door Opener". Likes: Cats, maps, stats 🐱🗺️📊 Fair Warning newsletter: fairwarning.substack.com

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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 20m
Cardiff city centre on a Saturday. I am happy for you that you have nothing else to do but wander around like you've never been outside before but some of us are late to their appointments because they forgot it was a Saturday and would be insanely busy
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Judge Judy Points in Court
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 1h
These people will not let you enjoy one moment of your life
Headline: Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed, Study Finds
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 18h
Somewhat inspired by @katebevan.com and the sense that I should be doing more cool stuff, I made some updates to Attenborough@100: ✏️ Rewrote methodology page 🌓 Dark mode toggle 💌 Contact page 🤹‍♀️ Multiple filters 🛣️ Added more features to the roadmap See it here 👉 attenborough-100.vercel.app
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Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive
Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 13h
So kill me I forgot what top gun was called, god 🙄
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 14h
My audiologist called me at 6pm on a Friday evening to book an appointment with me (so we can turn my aids down and I can bear to use them again!) tomorrow afternoon That man is a blessing ❤️
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 17h
A nation impatiently forced to watch the end of a show about Esther...
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 18h
Somewhat inspired by @katebevan.com and the sense that I should be doing more cool stuff, I made some updates to Attenborough@100: ✏️ Rewrote methodology page 🌓 Dark mode toggle 💌 Contact page 🤹‍♀️ Multiple filters 🛣️ Added more features to the roadmap See it here 👉 attenborough-100.vercel.app
attenborough-100.vercel.app
Attenborough at 100 — A Nature Documentary Archive
Explore nearly 5,000 episodes across 90 series — from Zoo Quest in 1954 to Secret Garden in 2026. Search by animal, habitat, location, or theme.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Second migraine in two days, do not feel great about it. I think I have had too much stress and excitement. Stressitement if you will.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok well now I want to travel everywhere by pneumatic rail www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/lon...
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London’s Lost Pneumatic Railways
In an age of steam locomotives and horse drawn carriages, a group of Victorians tried to build the world's first true tube tunnel railway. A railway that would have also harnessed the power of the atm...
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so happy I'm still subbed to askNYC because this is peak Soph content
Post in r/askNYC says "where can I get an exorcism in NYC?"

First comment says "I've never followed a post so fast in my life."Comment 1: I know this isn't what you asked, but depending on what you're experiencing, I may also recommend consulting a psychiatrist. Source: I have bipolar disorder with psychosis. Some symptoms overlap with what seems to be a spiritual experience.

Comment 2: As I understand it, as part of the protocol, the Roman Catholic church requires you to see a psychiatrist before undergoing an exorcism, just to make sure that it's demons and not mental illness. Yes, I am serious.

Comment 3: My sister has a friend whose job it is to actually do this. She's never actually cleared anyone for an exorcism. Most of the time they are  Schizophrenic or Bipolar
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like I should definitely pick up Fair Warning again but I feel this weird pressure about it 🫠
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I'm taking a swift left turn here Recommend me a water bottle pls
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Richard E Grant so much, and I have a dreadful crush on Hannah Fry
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three minute warning for Celebrity Traitors!!!
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just been reminded of my solo trip to Seville and I did SO well there, the spa was incredible, the food was amazing, I drank tinto de verano at every opportunity and it was like €2 for a large glass... Take me back 😭 The only thing that wasn't great was my hotel, I'd definitely go somewhere else
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is so hard to explain what a migraine is and then also what it feels like to take sumatriptan but I do know that coming out of the other side it's like I can actually see in colour for the first time
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's taken me ages but I've finally finished A Song of Achilles And I burst out crying 😬
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slightly creeped out by how much detail there is on Google's AI summary about me 😬
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're trying to understand what on earth happened on *that* Flydubai flight, CNN is running live coverage here: edition.cnn.com/2026/09/30/w...
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Live updates: Israel-bound plane drops 17,000 feet after pilot reportedly stabbed | CNN
A Flydubai flight was diverted to Saudi Arabia after an apparent cockpit fight, as Israeli officials say it could be a terror attack attempt. Follow for live updates.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love The Economist and of course the government should subscribe to useful papers and periodicals, but it is a bit worrying that it sounds like they are outsourcing the job of Understanding Stuff which feels quite important?
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to get off this planet
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ecological grief is a thing
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A show on Broadway caught my eye cos it's on when I'm there $800 a ticket Lol.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's only one person I will get up early for - my personal trainer 🥰
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone: I struggle to fall asleep, has anyone got any tips? Me: I do this eye movement thing that weirdly helps Some random person: that just looks like normal eye exercises Ok? Then don't do it? Problem solved x
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get 💉 your 💉 flu 💉 jab 💉
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm staying at the TWA hotel on my way out of JFK in November. It is... Absolutely stunning and I always try to stay there on my last day in NY It's just made me wonder why/how the terminal ended up being disused and why that's not the case in other places? Surely another terminal would be useful?
The entrance to TWA hotel as seen from above The TWA hotel lobbyView of planes taking off from the TWA hotel poolSoph drinking a cocktail in the pool of the TWA hotel..there are planes in the background
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had my flu jab at Tesco and it was shockingly quick, painless and otherwise not an issue. Consider this your annual reminder to book a flu jab 💉 Many companies will pay for it, either directly by issuing vouchers or through health insurance like Bupa.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is such a great piece with really good charts! And you know I love a good 📉
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
7yo's been ploughing through 3 fantasy novels a week, me and her mum are both reading again for the first time in ages, my colleagues read daily... When i visit bookstores, there are always customers of all ages. Really hope things are beginning to look better for writers bc they're saving lives rn
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I shouldn't be allowed to post at 1am
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For Reasons I am watching Burnham on Laura Kuenssberg's show and he's coming across really sensibly tbh
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I used to commute to an old job in Wales by bus. Buses came every 20 minutes. At least twice I was late for work because 2-3 buses simply didn't turn up and having spent an hour at the bus stop I had to then pay for an Uber to work. Maybe make public transport less shit and people will use it.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why, when humans die out, planet earth will continue on, wildlife will flourish, plants will bloom, and our presence will be but a blip in the collective memory of the universe
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No?
Text that says "would you sedate a child underwater in a cave?" It says other stuff but that's less relevant
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you like Heated Rivalry and you're in London... You need to see Deep Heat Rivalry
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone on the train smells of moth balls I respect the need to keep your clothes uneaten but it's genuinely making me nauseous
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The problem with having a lot of time- and event-dependent plans in your head is waiting for them to happen
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Baby Yoda Impatient in The Mandalorian
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These AI escaping containment things are so...
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Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are more tunnels in south London than I had appreciated.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think he has to buy the worms from a pet store and has to pretend he owns a reptile? Or does he just sprinkle water on the ground and collect whatever comes up?
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Padel is the pickleball of the UK I want a long read on why tf suddenly everyone's like omg padel
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm currently waiting for an Uber to take me from very far north London to very far south London because I can't bear the thought of public transport for 90+ mins Yeah I would literally rather be in a confined space with a stranger.
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally did a task I had been putting off since mid July I feel ... weird
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen 39 I just don't trust other people's opinions tbh. I mean they put Girls that high..I like it in a specific way but it doesn't deserve to be that high!
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I may just always Post in haiku format now It is so pleasing
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As much as it is nice to be in a house for a while, I genuinely miss my pillows (hard) and my shower (double, works reliably) and just being in my own space where I have all the stuff I need
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was me, sorry I was hungry and so bored I ate the small moon
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