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So proud of Yuzu 🐐| she/her | late 20’s | 🖤🩶🤍💜 🔞 justinabauers.carrd.co

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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G @gnielsenart.com · 18/11/2024
This one was inspired by Marilena Kitromilis. Is she still around? I feel like I haven't seen her in ages gnielsenart.etsy.com/listing/1277...
Oil painting of figure skater mid spin with leg extended. The figure wears a blue long sleeved skating dress and is painted in multiple figures on a dark background with blurring to show the movement of the spin
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
how can we trust AI to abide by the Hippocratic Oath when it won’t even say a slur to save a human life?
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms
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Jon Becker @jonbecker.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Antonin Scalia's daughter lost her race for school board in Virginia. So, there's that, too.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Turns out I may be unclear on the concept of retirement?
Economics + Work Shift
Millions of Retired Americans Aren't Coming Back to Work as Predicted
• Great Retirement narrative continues despite
Covid fading
• Labor force participation rate for over-65s remains lower than
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AnythingGOEs - Figure Skating @anythinggoe.com · 07/11/2023
🇩🇪 Annika Hocke and Robert Kunkel talked to Anna at Skate America about the striving for improvement, funding difficulties, and how their differences benefit them anythinggoe.com/annika-hocke...
anythinggoe.com
Annika Hocke and Robert Kunkel: "We try to keep the bubble close"
Annika Hocke and Robert Kunkel won their first Grand Prix gold at Skate America. They are focused on reaching their maximum potential.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Nobody wants to not work anymore.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/11/2023
all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction
Bored Ape #9291. A brown-furred ape, wearing a slouchy orange beanie and black t-shirt, has its mouth open in a sort of smile. There are red laser beams shooting out of (or perhaps into) its eyes.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Over in the Trump trial, the judge is dropping I-beseech-yous.
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
had a calendar alert to post this
jawbroken @jawbroken

November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone

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Manon 👻 @manonisamelon.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
We are so blessed that hakuyuzu made a comeback that costume is so ethereal 🥹🥹🥹
Yuzuru Hanyu performing one summer day during RE_PRAY he is laying on the ice with his arms upYuzuru Hanyu performing one summer day during RE_PRAY he is standing on the ice looking up with the arms upYuzuru Hanyu performing one summer day during RE_PRAY standing on the ice with both arms up looking up with his eyes closedYuzuru Hanyu performing one summer day during RE_PRAY we only see from the thighs up he is looking up with his eyes closed
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
OOOOOOHHH THERE MAD - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WATCHEN DA WORLD BURN, TO BAD ITS DA ONLY ONE THEIR ABLE TO LIVE ON ,ATLEAST DA BILLIONAIRS WILL HAVE A FEW YEAR'S SCARED AND HIDDEN UNDERGROUND, EATEN SHITY FOOD OUT OF A BOX LIKE THE REST OF US BEEN DOING THE WHOLE TIME!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY TOLT US TO GET A REAL JOB FOR 20 YEARS NOW THEIR MAD WE WONT MAKE THERE HAMBURGER'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN HAPPY FRIDAY HOPE YOUR BURGIN TODAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
IDK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON FLIPPEN OUT ON THERE COMPUTER BECUASE THEIRS SOME ARGUMENT'S GOIG DOWN AND THEIRS NO WAY TO TELL WHO ANY ONE IS OR IF ITS IMPORTENT, AND ITS TO LATE TO ASK ,AND THERE NOT GONGA BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF IT ANY WAY SO FUCK IT !! IM CHILLEN AND IM JUST GONGA PULL UP SOME PICS OF WEED AND KNIFES AND ROAST A BOWL AND GATHER MY FUCKEN THOUGHT'S SUCH AS "NICE WEED " "CRYSTAL WEED" "NICE KNIFE" "BAD ASS KNIFE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "I TONT KNOW WHAT EVERY ONE IS TALKEN ABOUT AND I DOT HAVE DA ATTENTION SPAN TO FIGURE IT OUT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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AnythingGOEs - Figure Skating @anythinggoe.com · 26/10/2023
🇮🇹 Daniel Grassl has withdrawn from Grand Prix de France and NHK Trophy
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Reenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I only had my lunch break today to work on this so it’s not perfect by any means, but I will have Jun prints to hand out at SCI along with some other little goodies! Looking forward to seeing people there! #ChaJunhwan #SCI23 #art ⛸️
A black and white portrait painting of figure skater Cha Junhwan. His name is written across the bottom of the image in script.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/10/2023
using one of these to steal a cops gun
sticky hands!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/10/2023
aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.
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KP @gokp.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
What in the Rumplestiltskin ass shit is this
A tweet that reads: “George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said ‘not yet.’” The tweet is accompanied by a picture of George Santos, facing away from the camera, absconding with a baby.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLETON DROWNING BECAUSE SOME ONES TELLING THEM TO DO SOMETHING OR NOT DO SOMETHING AN DFUCK THAT!!! NO ONE TELL'S ME WHAT TO DO EXCEPT A GUY ONLINE WHO I DONE KNOW WHOSE BEING RUDE TO ME ABOUT MY WORD'S!!!! MY PICTURE MY SPELLING MOTHER FUCKER,,, THE TEXT SAYS "PLEASE DONT YELL AT ME ,TELLING ME WHAT TOO DO IS A FORM OF YELLIGN AT ME, YELLING IS WHEN I DONT LIKE WHAT YOUR SAYIGN, AND ITS VALIE, MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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muse ✨ @muse.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Testing deck.blue and it's a good tweetdeck alternative! Columns are easy to drop/drag to rearrange, and you can create custom lists to watch (such as close friends, artists you don't want to miss, etc). Doesn't appear to support multiple accounts yet though. But great news, you can mute words!
screencap of my deck.blue dash showing the ficwip, cozy, and rinharu feedsthe home feed column settings allowing you to mute words!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2023
am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
seems like the guy famous for baselessly accusing someone he didn’t like of being a “pedo guy” just suspended @junlper.bsky.social from Twitter for doing the same to him
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
oh it’s a marathon not a sprint? so like, even worse??
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
TRY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
I WHOULD BUILD A BUCH OF BIRD HOUSE'S FOR BIRD'S IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, I WHOULD GET 1 EACH FLAVOR OF COMBO'S MIX THEM INTO LARGE BOWL "MIX AND MATCH" I WHOULD STEAL A LITTEL FREE LIBRARY AND FILL IT WITH NUTTY BAR'S AND TWIZZLER'S ,I WHOULD GET MY NEIGHBORS CAR FIXED BECUASE IT SOUND'S LIKE SHIT, I WHOULD BUY BAT HOUSES TOO EAT ALL THE BUG'S AROUND HERE, THERE LIKE BIRD HOUSES BUT THE HOLES ON THE BOTTOM CAUSE WHEN THE BAT TAKES OFF THEY JUST LET GO WITH THERE FEET AND FALL STRAIGHT DOWN!!! THEN THEY FLAP AS HARD AS THEY CAN TO GET WHERE THERE GOING!!!! LIFE IS LIKE A BAT BECUASE  IF YOUR NOT IN FREE FALL THEN YOUR FLAPPEN LIKE HELL JUST TO STAY IN THE DAMB AIR, ,AND THE TEXT SAYS "I WHOULD BE SO GOOD AT HAVIGN 1 MILLION DOLLAR'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2023
this is a great opportunity to put a forward thinking, fresh-faced and vibrant 75 year old in the senate
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
TV writer who doesn’t know the strike is over hiding for 30 years in the Philippine jungle not writing Moon Knight season 2
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
to add some color here, most Scandinavian countries don’t even have minimum wage laws, but union participation rates are so high that it’s irrelevant. our labor laws can only try to replicate the rights that unions are capable of securing.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Not sustainable for who motherfucker
“A carpenter now is making 20% to 25% more than they did 24 months ago, and that is not sustainable.”
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Perfect
A comic with three panels by “Webcomic name.” Panel one: A figure with a graduation cap says to two naked people whose genitals are labeled “vulva” & “penis,” ‘You need to hide your genitals.’ Panel two: the same figure says to the two people who are now wearing a dress and shirt and pants and a tie, ‘But only wear clothes that represent those genitals.” Panel three: the same figure says to the two people ‘Whenever people see your clothes, they should really be thinking about your genitals” and the people respond, ‘Oh no’
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
[DARE Counselor voice] Fentanyl is low-key goated, alright....when DEATH is the vibe
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nancy @nancypelosi.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/09/2023
i have good news from X, the everything app
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