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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition

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Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic. She/her. 🕯️ ice must be destroyed 🕯️

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 1h
I really appreciate that when my fluffy cat gets mudbutt she comes right over to me and shows me the problem so I will fix it. Still gross, but much preferred over other fluffy cat methods I have known (mostly sprinting around shedding bits of poo everywhere in a panic, or Crimes)
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there should be a puzzle video game set in ancient egypt and you can either play as the tomb designer trying to keep robbers out or the tomb robber trying to break in without getting killed. and there's also an exploration mode where you can just walk around inside looking at stuff
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big horn sheep at the Garden
Three male big horn sheep resting on a bed of grass
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's nice when the migraine aura comes back because my brain gives up on gaslighting me that I'm faking, lol
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Person: How are you?
Me: I'm okay
Person: why just ok?
Message appears: you are not an experienced enough friend to unlock this response yet. try again after reaching friendship level to

Source: beewatch on Tumblr
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Sam Yusim @syus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(bravely) i think every job is a scam
Screenshot of the top section of an email: "McGill CaPS (Career Planning Service) October newsletter. Job Scam Awareness Month. As you explore part-time jobs, internships, and co-op opportunities, stay alert for job scams."
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scored a Litter Robot off craigslist a few days ago and one of the cats just used it, yayyyyyy Not the one I got it for (Meatball has kidney disease and while she is blessedly very good about keeping herself hydrated, her litterbox gets bad fast), but yay
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George, the 21 year old cat who is only aging from the neck down
George sitting on his bed on my desk in a chaotic picture that includes a shoe rack and a LED panel and some junk like phones
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes!! also if you have somebody in your life who uses antipsychotics but may not be online enough to see stuff definitely let them know. a lot of people aren't as tuned in (for various reasons) and even a day or two with bad med absorption can be real dangerous
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my very favorite things is when I go snug my cat and she grabs my arm with both of her front paws and shoves her head into my palm while the purr starts up and gets rumbly
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SOUL ♡ @seductivelysoul.art · 29/09/2026
just saw flo app making quirky comments on tiktoks about women AS IF THEY DIDN’T SELL OUR PRIVATE HEALTH DATA do NOT trust flo. tell every woman (with a period) that u know!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
oh yes and he still enjoys wrestling with it, too
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 21/09/2026
The best defense we have against the flu is the flu vaccine. The flu kills a lot of people every year. It seriously sickens even more. Now is a great time to get the flu vax
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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not sure there’s a better feeling than stumbling onto this in a new-to-you patch of woods and then realizing it’s like that in absolutely every direction all around
A perfect golden chanterelle in the moss and salalChanterelles peeking out, everywhere A chanterelles visible under a nurse log and another one barely visible behind
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Kittybard (aka K.T. Bard) @kittybard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
El's summer has been rough. Migraine hell. Provider injury --> delayed medical care. Grief after losing a beloved life companion. Heat-sensitive disability. El is *so close* to getting their feet back under them Even a few bucks makes an immense difference in keeping my dear friend safely housed
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My circadian rhythm is when a jet engine shreds itself
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nonbeans on tumblr

Me: I'm feeling so creative today! I wanna draw, I wanna write, I wanna create! I wanna play games!

My disability: mhmm thats great but I have strict plans for you to have a six hour long migraine where you're crying in bed and so nauseous you can't eat anything. Soooooo.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I KNEW IT
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever sneeze so hard your sternocleidomastoid starts spasming It feels very strange
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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
something about those humanoid robots reminds me of a chimpanzee. like having a chimpanzee for a butler. maybe the stature and odd gait and the lack of speech and how at any moment it could rip your face off. it's chimpanzoid more than a humanoid
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Roz Loves Food @rozlovesfood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A void for Caturday. My ALT game is off, I just had my boosters and double benadryl on board and wheee is that time I see...?
A black cat presenting his profile to the camera. Very fuzzy. Much smoke fur bits on display.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PLANT KNOWERS: help!!! Why is my fiddle leaf fig so unhappy?? This thing is nine years old, I haven’t done anything new with how I’m taking care of it, but it’s suddenly started shedding leaves like crazy. All of these leaves are from ONE DAY :(
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
167k+ lbs of raw beef, pork, and goat meat recalled after being distributed with fraudulent inspection labels www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-aler...
fsis.usda.gov
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/09/2026
I have decided that if I will be hated, it will be for a GOOD reason, dammit! *clears throat* I don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet. It was always Charon erasure anyway.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always forget how crackly my joints get when it gets cold and rainy. Good thing I don't need to sneak often, my knees, ankles, and elbows would give me away like a deer stepping on a dry stick
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot,
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dream bigger. Bring a microwave and nuke a tin of fish
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prim @primordial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵 you don't have to go sleep but you can't! stay! loud!
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prim @primordial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dw bestie, you can delete your typo post and repost it, I'll like it a second time and pretend the first never happened 🫶
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
upshot to running errands in the rain:
A small black and tan dachshund wearing a yellow duckie raincoat. It’s just unreasonably cute, that’s all.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed.
thedailytism.com
Study finds only thing worse than being ignored is being perceived
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed. The study, conducted by researchers who had reportedly “run out of…
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Beklager, jeg snakker ikke engelsk" and then proceed to answer any further questions in whatever scraps of Norwegian I can dredge out of my memory bank, with zero effort at an authentic accent and none toward pretending I don't understand English, either.
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you have a friend who’s had Covid and dropped off your radar because they’re “tired”, solid chance they have long covid.
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👻Weirdo In The Crawlspace🎃 @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a 100(?) gallon terrarium abandoned in a little cut out parking strip next to the Fuller Rd green line max stop if anyone’s interested. It was there as of 5:15pm. #PDX
A large terrarium on the ground.A screenshot of its location from google earth. A red X marks the spot. It is on side street called SE D (INS) St between SE Geller Wy, and SE Otty Rd.
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey chat has the shortage of bread and/or potatoes ever led to a massive social upheaval, asking for a friend
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This tiny fix solves a problem you never realized you had, and once you see it, it makes perfect sense.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Free chickens if you're quick
kptv.com
Overturned semi carrying chickens blocks I-5 ramps in Clark County
Ramps at Exit 16 along northbound Interstate 5 in Clark County are closed after an overturned semi spilled chickens near ilani.
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Who will survive Jeff Lester and what will be left of them? @jefflester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is very funny and very true. But it describes the majority of the Democratic Party, and until there’s an alternative getting upset about an individual won’t do shit.
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I gotta stay strong and fit so I can keep bothering my cat
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Pintbaby @pintbaby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Proto-polly pocket
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am getting big "abusive relationship" vibes from the next door neighbors and it is not doing good things for my ptsd. They just had an argument and a door slam and I am now both sweating and freezing in a 72f room
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fiasco am here for a snugle Wat does KEEP CALM & HAIL MEGATRON mean
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, snuggling my owner and resting my head on her chest. she is wearing a black t-shirt with white writing on it and we are in bed.
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 21/09/2026
You just cannot get a good photo of this creecher
a fluffy black cat rolling around on her favourite thing, the orange loveseat in the office. her mouth is open as she says "arf!" she is upside down.
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