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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition

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Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic. She/her. 🕯️ ice must be destroyed 🕯️

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greek pottery style image of Sisyphus pushing his boulder uphill. The boulder is labeled The Fucking Dishes And The Fucking Laundry
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very similar day here.
Stick figure drawing of a gal lying on her side, with a blob of big black cat nestled into her back and a fluffy gray cat acting as a hat. Stick figure gal has a frowny face because this migraine is kicking my ass.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Snow White from the eponymous Disney movie, face smooshed against a window so hard she looks like late-stage Michael Jackson. Bottow text says "Pakidge".
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@spindlypete.bsky.social Sticker made me think of you. (www.etsy.com/listing/1686...)
A sticker featuring a bluebird and a squirrel, in that old timey kids book style illustration. The bluebird is perched on a red mushroom and the ground they're on has blue flowers, grass, a fern, and an acorn.

The caption is in a curlicued font and says "my mom said we can seize the means of production if it's okay with your mom."
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No laundry, only Prairie
Fluffy gray cat with white belly and mismatched white socks, lying atop a blue shirt. The shirt is spread out flat on a folding board, which has been rendered inoperable by said fluffy cat.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Didn't know they had a Beaverton outpost (because I never go to Beaverton)
Pic of an outdoor IKEA sign that says you can pick stuff up at IKEA Beaverton at Progress Ridge
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
But somehow nobody drifted at all into the bike lane, and I rescued the damn thing. Unscathed! (and soon to have a short lanyard and clip attached because fuck that ever happening again.) The End
White person's hand in fingerless biking gloves holding a MIK key, which is a black plastic rectangle with a retractable bit inside. Not a scratch on it.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My furball
Fluffy gray cat with white belly and mismatched white socks. She's asleep, tucked into an irregular circle shape, and her front paws are curled like a bunny's. It looks like she has a fang out, but it's actually the white "frown" marking on her lower lip. Same cat, this time awake. She's belly up with her paws bunny curled again, partly under a blanket. She has a felt ball on her chest that she'd recently batted all through the house before singing victory and flopping into her bed. She's staring into the camera, upside down, with one green eye, pupil big and round. The other eye is mostly closed to keep the blanket off. Her little frown marking is very visible, like cartoon vampire teeth.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not even my dog. I'm a caregiver for a family member. Dog wouldn't come up on the bed, she can't get on the floor, so I got to be the dog's weighted blanket until the CBD biscuits kicked in. And we found the doggy xanax for later when it gets really loud. Here she is on a happier day.
Relaxed dog smiling at the camera with her tongue out.
She's a pitbull mix, mostly black with some brown brindle stripes. She's wearing an orange bandana around her neck, and has obviously been rolling in the dirt.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@spindlypete.bsky.social I finally found a picture wayyyyy back in my camera roll
Gray mountain bike with green and yellow accents.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not often I see a parking job worth a public shaming, but taking up 8 parking spots and half a lane at the clinic will do it
Big lifted black truck with a boat on a trailer behind it. I repeat: with a boat. At the clinic.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Saw a nice sunset while on my evening bike ride.
The last little bit of sunset looks like a lava flow coming over the hill. The rest of the sky is more gray, with a few wisps of pink clouds. The darker clouds have a little lavender on their bellies. There are conifers in the distance, across a field, and a large bush in the foreground.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Elmo from Sesame Street with his hands up toward the sky, in front of a wall of flames.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nah when I brought my brat home from surgery her butt wobbled around behind her like it belonged to another cat then she decided it was in fact another cat and tried to murder it when I intervened she sprinted under the couch to hide and was trapped there by her cone it was quite an evening.
Gray and white cat hunkered down tinder a couch. The couch springs and supports are flattening the blue cone she's wearing. She has a green bandage around her forearm and has been shaved. Her eye shine looks like lasers activating, and her expression is extremely grumpy.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A very scribbly digital sketch of a white sheep on a green background. Yellow text above the sheep scribble says "Happy birthday Shep!"
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gray cat with white belly floof. She's on her side but tummy up like cats do, and her paws are curled up under her chin. Her eyes are closed, and my hand is on her tummy.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Good night
Little gray cat curled up asleep. There's a bit of an electric blanket puddled up on the floor, and she's made herself a little nest in it. Her fluffy tail is covering her back feet and her front paws are under her head for a pillow.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"This is Voyager 1. It's currently the farthest manmade object from Donald Trump. Lucky fucker." A nice sketch of Voyager 1 accompanies the text.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Same, except at my apartment with a cat
Gray cat in a teal harness. She's on my lap and we're both in a hammock chair. The hammock chair is made of green and blue yarns.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Out birdwatching with my furball
Gray cat in a harness, laying on my legs in a hammock.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Right there with you. My skull should be whistling like a tea kettle
Barometric pressure chart from the Migraine Buddy app. The pressure line looks like the steep hill and long downhill at the start of a rollercoaster. Currently, it looks like today's maximum barometric skull squeeze will be around midnight.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@spindlypete.bsky.social I made you something for the garden tour
Peaky Blinders meme where Tommy Shelby aggressively tells his gang that there will be "No fighting! No fucking fighting!" but now it says "No criticism! No fucking criticism!" instead.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Until further notice:
Batman slapping Robin meme:
Robin: You just need to think more positive.
Batman: MY SEROTONIN RECEPTORS CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Meatball offers condolences. She is also the elder cat who rebuffs all offers of friendship from an upstart youngster. The baby's crime this time was squeaking whilst yawning, on the other side of the room. How very dare.
Meatball the black cat, recently awakened from a lovely nap. She's lying on her side and looking at the camera beseechingly, as if to say "can we send her back now? Pretty please?"
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Adding silly dogs from my petsit because Sarah said all the words I would have
Foreground: black brindle pit bull mix with her tongue peeking out, snoring. Background: little white-adjacent curly haired dog curled up like a cat.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A cup of loose leaf tea labeled "Cancer Sun: Milk Oolong tea." Some red corn silk labeled "pisces moon." Elderberry for Libra Rising. Leo Venus is brandy flavoring, the label of which is in front of two glasses of brandy.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not pictured: endless snoring
A black and brown brindle pibble asleep with her eyes slightly open and her tongue slightly out. Bonus: barely awake little fluffy white dog on the next couch cushion over.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is where the cats are 💕 Right there with you on the joint pain. I'm trying to pretend my legs don't exist.
Gray and white tuxedo cat with her front paws curled up by her chin. She's tummy up and tucked under a fuzzy blanket to her elbows.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I've thought about getting one of these to stop wrecking my curls so bad, with the bonus of keeping my glasses drier. Haven't yet, largely because I suspect my brother would razz me endlessly
A black woman modeling what is essentially a long beanie type hat in a satiny fabric, with a clear visor brim. It's marketed to protect curly hair from rain.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You're right, this is fun
Same pic of fluffy gray tabby as above, except I've changed the white board to say "horrible babby fan club president."
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Made a meme about this recently
Bruce Banner from the first Avengers movie. He's captioned with "that's my secret, doc. I'm always ideating."
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Asked about the Bad Thoughts
Bruce Banner from the first Avengers movie. Instead of his usual line about always being angry, this one says "that's my secret, doc. I'm always ideating."
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Why are all youtube origami tutorials like
A drawing tutorial to draw an owl. Step one: draw some circles (two sketched circles are shown). Step 2 draw the rest of the fucking owl (a detailed sketch of a great horned owl).
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A freshly peeled and dressed lapcat to tide you over
A gray cat in a lighter gray sweater, draped across a lap like a cooked noodle. Her head is fluffy, her butt is not.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Some similarities have been noticed
A picture of the book "All Cats Are On the Autism Spectrum" by Kathy Hoopmann, with an orange tabby reaching for a feather wand on a dark blue background.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Well I think it's fair to say she likes those
A bag that used to contain freeze dried salmon treats. It has been disembowled. There are two little white cat paws on the edge of the table the bag is resting on, because the small criminal is hoping more salmon will magically appear.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Using the power of "I've been wearing sunglasses in the dark all day because migraine" I'm pretty sure I located Franca's face. Hope this helps.
Two very fluffy cats in a dark room, upon which Rorschach blot I have drawn where I think one of the cats' faces is at.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Meatball the black cat looking right at the camera. Her ears are slightly back because some silly ape quit scritching her face to take a picture.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Legs should be detachable so they can be sent in for maintenance.
A pressure variation graph for Portland, OR. It shows Saturday and Sunday. Saturday is highlighted in red for high variation and shows a steep climb. Sunday is a little wobbly green line for low variation, which hopefully means my legs will stop hurting so bad tomorrow.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
4th? 5th? time's the charm
The word congratulations! in outlined cursive, on graph paper, done with a letterguide scriber.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
@spindlypete.bsky.social inspired me to make a split pea soup with no celery. Curried split pea soup with storebought naan and fried halloumi
A bowl of soup with a swirl of spiced butter. There's fried cheese along the left side of the bowl, a spoon handle poking out off the right side, and a piece of naan with parsley on it beside the bowl.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A BLOOOOOOO BLOO BLOO cries the cartoon animal. his face is streaked with tears.     he's in a volvo tho this is not
made clear in this image.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Gray and white cat, still tummy up, this time with a purple felt ball between her curled front paws. She's mostly tucked under a lavender blanket and her green eyes are open, looking into the camera.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Baby belly time
Fluffy gray cat showing off her white tummy, while curled in a circle.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Sleeping furball
Fluffy gray and white cat asleep curled up on her electric blanket, which is covering one of those donut shaped beds.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It's a good night to fix snags on your knits. 🧶
Very multicolored knit fabric with a snagged loop of yarn poking out. Same chunk of very colorful knitting, with the snagged yarn fixed.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The classic "I want to believe" poster with a flying saucer hovering over some trees.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Sleepy kitty timeline cleanser
Gray and white cat sleeping on her side with her paws tucked up under her chin.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The dream
A wood fired oval hot tub, steaming in snow. The tub has been clad in wood, with a teensy deck under it, and there's a pile of firewood. It looks like it's probably a hundred gallon galvanized stock tank under the cladding.
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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Double drafting out a slub when spinning long-draw is such a weird neat texture of pull. I'm working up samples of a merino + sari silk blend. I carded this batch into rolags.
Dark green wool with pink, yellow, and blue silk flecks. It's been shaped into rolags-- fluffy tubes, like a corn dog made of cotton candy. Writing this alt text has given me the munchies.
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