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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 20h

If it's especially bad she will meow pitifully like "I know I need a butt-bath and I hate it, please get it over with so I can have treats and sulk until my pantaloons are dry and gloriously fluffy again"

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 20h

I really appreciate that when my fluffy cat gets mudbutt she comes right over to me and shows me the problem so I will fix it. Still gross, but much preferred over other fluffy cat methods I have known (mostly sprinting around shedding bits of poo everywhere in a panic, or Crimes)

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there should be a puzzle video game set in ancient egypt and you can either play as the tomb designer trying to keep robbers out or the tomb robber trying to break in without getting killed. and there's also an exploration mode where you can just walk around inside looking at stuff

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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Big horn sheep at the Garden

Three male big horn sheep resting on a bed of grass

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's nice when the migraine aura comes back because my brain gives up on gaslighting me that I'm faking, lol

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Person: How are you?
Me: I'm okay
Person: why just ok?
Message appears: you are not an experienced enough friend to unlock this response yet. try again after reaching friendship level to

Source: beewatch on Tumblr

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I look forward to everyone else watching and talking about it because I think the cumulative weight of cringe will make me collapse into a black hole if I try to watch it

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Sam Yusim @syus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(bravely) i think every job is a scam

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Meatball likes to hose Prairie's litterbox from time to time anyway, so this may actually encourage her to use it, lol

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Scored a Litter Robot off craigslist a few days ago and one of the cats just used it, yayyyyyy Not the one I got it for (Meatball has kidney disease and while she is blessedly very good about keeping herself hydrated, her litterbox gets bad fast), but yay

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

George, the 21 year old cat who is only aging from the neck down

George sitting on his bed on my desk in a chaotic picture that includes a shoe rack and a LED panel and some junk like phones

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026

Yes but --

the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yes!! also if you have somebody in your life who uses antipsychotics but may not be online enough to see stuff definitely let them know. a lot of people aren't as tuned in (for various reasons) and even a day or two with bad med absorption can be real dangerous

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of my very favorite things is when I go snug my cat and she grabs my arm with both of her front paws and shoves her head into my palm while the purr starts up and gets rumbly

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SOUL ♡ @seductivelysoul.art · 29/09/2026

just saw flo app making quirky comments on tiktoks about women AS IF THEY DIDN’T SELL OUR PRIVATE HEALTH DATA do NOT trust flo. tell every woman (with a period) that u know!

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026

oh yes and he still enjoys wrestling with it, too

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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 21/09/2026

The best defense we have against the flu is the flu vaccine. The flu kills a lot of people every year. It seriously sickens even more. Now is a great time to get the flu vax

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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m not sure there’s a better feeling than stumbling onto this in a new-to-you patch of woods and then realizing it’s like that in absolutely every direction all around

A perfect golden chanterelle in the moss and salal

A chanterelles visible under a nurse log and another one barely visible behind

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

... alright, the nettles are not enough, I need to fight this absolute dingleberry

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm no expert on mushrooms but I've been reliable on chanterelles and morels since I was in kindergarten. They're the easiest peasiest edible mushrooms to ID. Nettles are not enough, make them do Himalayan blackberry remediation

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those are so incredibly wrong I hope the forager and seller get rolled through a patch of nettles

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I tend to do the dishes wherever I am because the sound of someone else doing dishes still means *Mom is Mad!* to my lizard brain

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's only Luke warm if the temperature matches Luke, that's why they had to ask him Maybe they're foot enthusiasts and were hoping he'd dip a toe, and that's why they're miffed. On them for poor communication, tbh.

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Kittybard (aka K.T. Bard) @kittybard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

El's summer has been rough. Migraine hell. Provider injury --> delayed medical care. Grief after losing a beloved life companion. Heat-sensitive disability. El is *so close* to getting their feet back under them Even a few bucks makes an immense difference in keeping my dear friend safely housed

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, someone with the very same extremely narrow comfortable temperature range! I'll keep you in mind if I ever need a roommate again, lol

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My circadian rhythm is when a jet engine shreds itself

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In some places here the coast is a stone's throw away from the forest. It's pretty easy to go to the beach and get a basket full of mushrooms in the same morning

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nonbeans on tumblr

Me: I'm feeling so creative today! I wanna draw, I wanna write, I wanna create! I wanna play games!

My disability: mhmm thats great but I have strict plans for you to have a six hour long migraine where you're crying in bed and so nauseous you can't eat anything. Soooooo.

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is why I always go with Krobus. Dude is just happy to lurk around and get hugged

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ever sneeze so hard your sternocleidomastoid starts spasming It feels very strange

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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As a tinnitus haver I love seeing the lads in their ear protectors

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

something about those humanoid robots reminds me of a chimpanzee. like having a chimpanzee for a butler. maybe the stature and odd gait and the lack of speech and how at any moment it could rip your face off. it's chimpanzoid more than a humanoid

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Roz Loves Food @rozlovesfood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A void for Caturday. My ALT game is off, I just had my boosters and double benadryl on board and wheee is that time I see...?

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Still better alt text than others I've seen floating around

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The confidence of that second sentence is how people get got by scams and cults

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.

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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

PLANT KNOWERS: help!!! Why is my fiddle leaf fig so unhappy?? This thing is nine years old, I haven’t done anything new with how I’m taking care of it, but it’s suddenly started shedding leaves like crazy. All of these leaves are from ONE DAY :(

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Could only be more on brand if they were throwing axes, lol

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

167k+ lbs of raw beef, pork, and goat meat recalled after being distributed with fraudulent inspection labels www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-aler...

fsis.usda.gov

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/09/2026

I have decided that if I will be hated, it will be for a GOOD reason, dammit! *clears throat* I don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet. It was always Charon erasure anyway.

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juniper fiona apple rust: myriadic migraine edition @juniperriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I always forget how crackly my joints get when it gets cold and rainy. Good thing I don't need to sneak often, my knees, ankles, and elbows would give me away like a deer stepping on a dry stick

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot,

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