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Fiasco the cat

@fiascothecat.bsky.social
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Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fiasco am having hard day It tough to find time to work on hims screenplay Horrible Babby am unsympathetic Maybe if quick nap on Big Friend's leggy??
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying mostly asleep on top of my owner's leg, not visible under a floral print duvet
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fiasco am here for a snugle Wat does KEEP CALM & HAIL MEGATRON mean
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, snuggling my owner and resting my head on her chest. she is wearing a black t-shirt with white writing on it and we are in bed.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Important thing is that Horrible Babby cannot fit in here Even tho Fiasco have been... somewhat eaten by shork
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat with a white bib, curled up (tho temporarily startled) inside a fabric cat bed that looks slightly like a shark, with a light grey fabric cushion. there are teeth around the opening, for example. mainly i have just come in here to hide from a horrible baby cat.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well Fiasco am contact hims LAWYER @gianttourtiere.bsky.social & we will see whom is laffing THEN
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pffffffffffft and also pfft Babby does not know how to pose DIS is how u pose. U got to show ATTITUDE u got to show who is BOSS OF THE ROOM (which is me, Fiasco).
me, fiasco, a large, fluffy grey tabby. i am lying in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, on top of an old wooden console table. i have one arm hanging over the edge of the bed and the other resting on the edge, sort of like i am driving with one arm hanging out of the open window.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man Big Friend says today is supposed to be SOMETHING SPECIAL but u know what Fiasco got for breakfast Cat food
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fiasco have the hardest life Maybe in the WHOLE WORLB Big Friend got up & woke Fiasco up and then TURNED ON LITE Nobody know this level of sufering
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with white toes and green eyes, lying on my side on my owner's bed. i am looking at the viewer with an expression of great suffering.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Extremely imporptant: guard Big Friend and make sure no bad guys come in from hallway or other badness like evil ghost etc or horrible babby for e.g.
me, fiasco, a large grey tabby. i am lying with my back to the viewer, on a pale blue floral duvet cover. i am leaning on my owner's leggy under the duvet.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well Fiasco am shocked, just SHOCKED
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, photographed on big friend's pale blue floral print duvet. i am looking past the viewer to the right, and my pupils are thin because the room is bright.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Well Fiasco am MAN OF THE HOUSE. Not real sure wat that means but him heard it on the Talking Rectangle once and thought: It Fiasco. Fiasco am... man in house.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen ppl World am cold & hard Boobys am warm & soft If u have a booby nearby u can touch it & ur stresses will go down! Big Friend is saying "FIASCO TELL THEM TO GET CONSENT FIRST" but u not need consent if u a cat (pro tip)
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, warm and cozy on my owner's chest, not really caring that i am crushing her lungs. she is a brown woman with black hair and glasses, wearing a green and white t-shirt. we are in bed on a white pillow.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
First of all, no tell Fiasco wat to do
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
NO SMOOCH FIASCO FIASCO AM BIG SERIOUS MAN U MUST SHOW RESPECT @nicolelikessocks.bsky.social
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, in the arms of and being smooched by a white person with curly brown hair, in an office with some books in the background. my expression is basically "no! no! i am the night!!"
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ew bug
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
U got to razel dazel them!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh yeah well Fiasco am draw attention of hims lawyer @gianttourtiere.bsky.social to book cover in bakground that clearly sez MAD SCISNSCE Big Friend cannot explain away that one!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Listen up u horrible babby Fiasco was up here FIRST U cannot just hop up and squish in!! Dis is a ONE CAT SPACE
me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpeted cat tree. i have a slight case of airplane ears because there is a fluffy black cat behind me. we are in front of a window overlooking the front yard.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Esscuse?!!??? U went out for SCRIMP and did not bring one back for ME, FIASCO???
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sometimes Big Friend comes into the room and says "Hey Fiasco! Wat are u SCHEMING" and Fiasco am not even scheme! Hims face just looks like that sometimes! Also paws.
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby. i am sitting in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, with front paws pressed together in front of me. i do look a little bit like i might be planning some kind of trouble.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fiasco am... thinking deep thoughts... maybe is time to rite a self-help book to help other not-so-smort people think deep thoughts like Fiasco...
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, lying on my back on a brown, red, and blue floral print rug. i am looking up and to the left. one of my deadly fangs is showing and my front paws are tucked.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There is a. PRETTY BIG. birb outside. Fiasco could probably take him But Big Friend says "Nononono ur little white toes are no match for cobra chicken" Wat does that even mean
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat lying on a light blue duvet cover with a colourful floral print. i am photographed from the side, looking very intently straight ahead. my front paws are in front of me.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Big Friend Big Friend can u move horrible babby out of Fiasco's bed Hello are u listening Help
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting on a desk slightly above a round wooden table with a round cat bed on top of it. inside the cat bed is a horrible awful evil maybe even infernal fluffy black cat, resting her chin on the edge, looking to the left.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fiasco am... AMBUSH PREDATOR NO ONE can see hims
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby entirely hidden underneath a round wooden table, except for back legs and tail sticking out
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo...
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpet cat tree, looking cool and smart
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fiasco am not having a good day So much FURNITURE MOVING Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next' Am being oppress
me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking as grump as possible. only my head is visible. my chin is resting on my owner's new blackout blinds (blue with a gold pattern).
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kitten came over to share Fiasco's spot Big Friend says "Awwwwww" but does not seem to know what DIS LOOK means??? Thought humans were supposed to be the smart ones (Dis look means "PLS REMOVE KITTEN")
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying on the second level of a cat tree, next to a window. next to me (the space is NOT really large enough for two cats) is a fluffy black cat. we are both looking at the viewer.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fiasco have got... DEDLY FANGS Now u have seen them, carry on ur business as normal
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a contorted position in a box lined with a grey fleece blanket. for some reason, i am showing my deadly deadly fangs.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Fiasco am dying
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fiasco am... essential part of riting process Have to sit in WORK SPACE or Big Friend cannot POSSIBLY do work!
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, looking literary and serious, lying down in the only possible empty space on a faux-wood desk covered with books and notebooks.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fiasco have put butt on keyboarb AND have scentmarked new mouse, so dis is Fiasco's desk now and him is not moving :)
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting near a wireless computer mouse and looking extremely shady. behind me is a monitor. not visible (because it is underneath my butt) is a keyboard.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Anyway, u can pick ur friends U can pick ur nose But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking to the left. i am sitting in a ray of sunshine on a patterned blue and brown rug.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Horrible babby am down there somewhere Fiasco knows it Definitely SKEMING against me
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 06/02/2026
Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE* *told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast
a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Okay fine Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It a hard knock life For Fiasco
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fiasco am murder a PINE APPLE (to death)
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wen are we giving her back, by the way
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE do no disturb (thanks)
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, asleep on my side on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured faux fur blanket
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards Like someone shud make that a law maybe (A real bite not just crust of stuff)
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fiasco will! Snugle chicken!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Her right behind me, huh
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, facing the viewer with ears just about to severely airplane. i am lying on a fluffy faux-fur blanket the same colour as my fur. behind me is the horrible babby, a fluffy black kitten, who is having a bath.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Fiasco am WARM and also there am no KITTEN UNDER HERE It good life
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with just my face sticking out of a fluffy red and green floral-print blanket
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hmmmm WERE does Fiasco stop and blankie begin (Fiasco not believe Big Friend when her says her bought this blankie BEFORE Fiasco. Who ever heard of a time before Fiasco?!!?)
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, lying on a fluffy faux-fur blanket of very similar colouring. i am looking at the viewer.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Well Fiasco am ALSO on Chrismus blanket so now everybody haves to say "OH ISN'T HIM HAMSOME" instead of horrible babby, right
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, curled up on a plush red and green blanket. i have just been awoken from a nap by my owner going "awwww aren't you so cute" and would like to go back to sleep.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
G A S P how dare u pet ANOTHER CAT
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fiasco got zapp a whole bunch
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
HELPING
Kitten who decided at the last minute to move and ruin the perfect picture of him chewing on Christmas wrapping paper
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