Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fiasco am having hard day It tough to find time to work on hims screenplay Horrible Babby am unsympathetic Maybe if quick nap on Big Friend's leggy?? 736423
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fiasco am here for a snugle Wat does KEEP CALM & HAIL MEGATRON mean 624114
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Important thing is that Horrible Babby cannot fit in here Even tho Fiasco have been... somewhat eaten by shork 429222
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well Fiasco am contact hims LAWYER @gianttourtiere.bsky.social & we will see whom is laffing THEN 219715
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pffffffffffft and also pfft Babby does not know how to pose DIS is how u pose. U got to show ATTITUDE u got to show who is BOSS OF THE ROOM (which is me, Fiasco). 324221
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man Big Friend says today is supposed to be SOMETHING SPECIAL but u know what Fiasco got for breakfast Cat food 417815
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fiasco have the hardest life Maybe in the WHOLE WORLB Big Friend got up & woke Fiasco up and then TURNED ON LITE Nobody know this level of sufering 1247536
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Extremely imporptant: guard Big Friend and make sure no bad guys come in from hallway or other badness like evil ghost etc or horrible babby for e.g. 846030
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Well Fiasco am MAN OF THE HOUSE. Not real sure wat that means but him heard it on the Talking Rectangle once and thought: It Fiasco. Fiasco am... man in house. 522712
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Listen ppl World am cold & hard Boobys am warm & soft If u have a booby nearby u can touch it & ur stresses will go down! Big Friend is saying "FIASCO TELL THEM TO GET CONSENT FIRST" but u not need consent if u a cat (pro tip) 725919
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026NO SMOOCH FIASCO FIASCO AM BIG SERIOUS MAN U MUST SHOW RESPECT @nicolelikessocks.bsky.social 2488769
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Oh yeah well Fiasco am draw attention of hims lawyer @gianttourtiere.bsky.social to book cover in bakground that clearly sez MAD SCISNSCE Big Friend cannot explain away that one! 31885
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Listen up u horrible babby Fiasco was up here FIRST U cannot just hop up and squish in!! Dis is a ONE CAT SPACE 633120
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Esscuse?!!??? U went out for SCRIMP and did not bring one back for ME, FIASCO??? 41615
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Sometimes Big Friend comes into the room and says "Hey Fiasco! Wat are u SCHEMING" and Fiasco am not even scheme! Hims face just looks like that sometimes! Also paws. 1986697
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Fiasco am... thinking deep thoughts... maybe is time to rite a self-help book to help other not-so-smort people think deep thoughts like Fiasco... 1140946
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There is a. PRETTY BIG. birb outside. Fiasco could probably take him But Big Friend says "Nononono ur little white toes are no match for cobra chicken" Wat does that even mean 940632
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Big Friend Big Friend can u move horrible babby out of Fiasco's bed Hello are u listening Help 1745140
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Fiasco am... AMBUSH PREDATOR NO ONE can see hims 1033327
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo... 1249836
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Fiasco am not having a good day So much FURNITURE MOVING Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next' Am being oppress 1648534
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Kitten came over to share Fiasco's spot Big Friend says "Awwwwww" but does not seem to know what DIS LOOK means??? Thought humans were supposed to be the smart ones (Dis look means "PLS REMOVE KITTEN") 1141929
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Fiasco have got... DEDLY FANGS Now u have seen them, carry on ur business as normal 1552852
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Fiasco am... essential part of riting process Have to sit in WORK SPACE or Big Friend cannot POSSIBLY do work! 1941032
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Fiasco have put butt on keyboarb AND have scentmarked new mouse, so dis is Fiasco's desk now and him is not moving :) 1345228
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Anyway, u can pick ur friends U can pick ur nose But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at 1125113
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today 1055844
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Horrible babby am down there somewhere Fiasco knows it Definitely SKEMING against me 644429
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION 824918
Reposted by Fiasco the catPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 06/02/2026Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE* *told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast 2249142
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Okay fine Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside 550822
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Fiasco am murder a PINE APPLE (to death) 1741626
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE do no disturb (thanks) 838422
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards Like someone shud make that a law maybe (A real bite not just crust of stuff) 1324212
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Fiasco am WARM and also there am no KITTEN UNDER HERE It good life 1566740
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hmmmm WERE does Fiasco stop and blankie begin (Fiasco not believe Big Friend when her says her bought this blankie BEFORE Fiasco. Who ever heard of a time before Fiasco?!!?) 1251543
Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Well Fiasco am ALSO on Chrismus blanket so now everybody haves to say "OH ISN'T HIM HAMSOME" instead of horrible babby, right 4368841
Reposted by Fiasco the catCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This is a very serious opportunity for the farm sanctuary I work for. We take care of the most vulnerable animals that have no other place in this world. Please consider a donation to meet this enormous matching miracle! 10356171