Reposted by JazzersizingLauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now 1654026503
Reposted by JazzersizingPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion 06638765
Reposted by JazzersizingThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo… 292841377
Reposted by JazzersizingMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Did you guys know that a widely used transportation technology is encouraging Americans to prioritize speed and convenience over physical activity, with grave consequences for public health? It's called an e-scooter and it's time to finally do something about it. 22113878
Reposted by JazzersizingThe Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 09/08/2026"You're blocking out the music of humanity" 141636319
Reposted by JazzersizingMatt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air 8056701054
Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026not a good week for Grahams, be sure to check in on your grandma 000
Reposted by JazzersizingJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Mister Diarrhea, Mister Bob Diarrhea 251186230
Reposted by Jazzersizingjack @roddyceramics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“sir yes sir here’s a baby wipe” 3822
Reposted by JazzersizingRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would never "load an image" 17910
Reposted by JazzersizingJen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"An Indiana University instructor who showed a graphic in class that listed the “Make America Great Again” slogan as covert white supremacy has lost her job." www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/u...nytimes.comIndiana Professor Who Taught Anti-White Supremacy Lesson Loses Job 1011260475
Reposted by JazzersizingVanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The bog of reflecting stench 35913
Reposted by JazzersizingElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016 163123392156
Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026apparently you can't play Marathon on Linux. that's a bummer man 020
Reposted by JazzersizingKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026What if they just made an entire guy out of red flags? 994516626
Reposted by Jazzersizinggwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 03/06/2026L.O.A.F (Lesbians Over Fifty) at Houston Pride 1991, courtesy of JD Doyle and Houston LGBT History 420641
Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026colossal relief to be done with jabbering in front of people for the semester 000
Reposted by Jazzersizingbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026just have one news post called "bill maher is a bitch" and provide updates to it bi-yearly until he dies of who cares 787798
Reposted by JazzersizingMaggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 17/04/2026That Friday feeling 310010
Reposted by JazzersizingMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect. 886275366162
Reposted by JazzersizingSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/04/2026I don’t know how to express this more clearly Every time you do a war I’m against it I’m against it in all forms I’m against from All sides I’m against the careless loss of life 3721152
Reposted by JazzersizingPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Standing up for freedom by secretly believing it in buried deep in my heart of hearts as I am clapping like a fucking seal for totalitarianism at the big totalitarianism party 291282194
Reposted by Jazzersizingmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/04/2026why won't he die? why won't they die? why don't they all just fall over dead. everyone living someday has to die. today is a good day to start something new. something new like no longer living. them. not you, not me. but him. and them. why won't they die? 3366264
Reposted by JazzersizingYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351138846
Reposted by JazzersizingKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh. 34088074754
Reposted by JazzersizingMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income? Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero. Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit? Cavanaugh: No, we didn't. 27157921696
Reposted by JazzersizingBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12/03/2026wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it 476132106
Reposted by Jazzersizingbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2025it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia 2074381740
Reposted by JazzersizingPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 09/03/2026hes warming up to Boots on the Ground 1373
Reposted by JazzersizingSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally. 6898591212
Reposted by JazzersizingEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/02/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 5729309
Reposted by JazzersizingTony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/02/2026who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice 3050911026
Reposted by Jazzersizingsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I want to reiterate that this shit is nuts. A federal invasion of state-run elections, an intelligence community invasion of federal law enforcement, a White House invasion of a criminal investigation, and a president’s insane treasonable sore loser obsession all rolled up and muddled together. 12147761513
Reposted by JazzersizingMartha Lincoln @heavyredaction.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The California State University system spent $16.9 million last year giving ChatGPT to all students, faculty, and staff. We are asking the CSU chancellor not to renew the contract with OpenAI when it expires. Anyone can sign the petition — link below! 282096827
