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Jazzersizing

@jphandler.bsky.social
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like maxed glutes and I cannot lie
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mulholland Drive Naomi watts corpse vibes
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet that incel Francis took it
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very sad that ai slop cut into his sales
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's no B Real
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
welcome to Hell, motherfucker! dot mpeg
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
right in the space bussy
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I waited too long then got covid last weekend. Goddamn it. Brutal this time, esp the razor throat and dry cough.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Against the storm fits the first category
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had the "this is your brain with a side of bacon" poster tacked to faux wood panels in the bedroom.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the 3M family has a troubled history
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wouldn't bring this take to a job interview tbh
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think he's just neat
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been saving up face in the cellar just in case
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Package is at the linehaul office
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just like that Anthrax song
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pennywise couldn't make the photo shoot
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's ok, a little bland
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I prefer the Crass "punk is dead" angle
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw Lips play at the Meat Crunch festival, it was the last show before the incident with their bassist.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did you guys know that a widely used transportation technology is encouraging Americans to prioritize speed and convenience over physical activity, with grave consequences for public health? It's called an e-scooter and it's time to finally do something about it.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
so happy he finally gets his very own space lab stocked full of specimens
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've seen Tib atoms arranged Tibblewise, felt the pain of arthritis in my thigh, things of that nature
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
double wrapped mummy hand
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that chestburster reverie
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[waking up during my colonoscopy] nice to meet you doc, name's jazz
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hungry man
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it's what she says when feeling randy
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
looking forward to the din
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
seems like an off brand Darkest dungeon mod
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
edible napkins are esp thrilling
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No chugg, only slather
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you have (access to) an old hardtail MTB, you can get a solid mid drive motor like bafang bbshd or tongsheng tsdz8 from Ali. For battery, vendors like electrifybike or em3ev are top notch. The tsdz8 is torque sensing so it feels more like a bike when you pedal. Real robot leg feel.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thinking bout them worms, Margie
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
oh heyy that's Murphy
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
tower defense real time strategy, Air BnB
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm the little old man, wriggling under the door. Big smiling
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Stefan Stern wears tight fitting corduroy pants
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 09/08/2026
"You're blocking out the music of humanity"
The Irritating gentleman painting by Berthold Woltze, with a woman in a victorian train, being annoyed by a man leaning over the seat behind her, except she's now wearing headphones.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the music of humanity is kinda brassy imo
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🫪🫪🫪
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
???
Bill from the game Guess Who? An egg headed gentleman with a bald head and orange facial hair
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
shuffle softly and carry a light stick
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hannover Fist getting itchy brain from the loknar
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I saw The Music Man at a local theater this summer. It was very hard to refrain from chanting "monorail" throughout the production.
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Jazzersizing @jphandler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'll bring the razor blades, you bring the speed. It's gonna be a long night
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