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Joz

@jozk.me
270 followers 387 following 377 posts

Scientist (systems and data), he/him Self-hosting, coffee, baseball, music, memes. Born too late to enjoy capitalism, born too early to enjoy what comes next.

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 28/01/2025
happy belated large boulder the size of a small boulder day for those who celebrate
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 16/06/2024
what if we could automate confirmation bias, and deploy it at scale
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 06/07/2023
FTFY (cc @faineg.bsky.social)
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Joz @jozk.me · 28/05/2023
Spicy
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Joz @jozk.me · 12/05/2023
@onionweigher.hellthread.vet youtu.be/rHUIBwz4peo
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
terminator: come with me if you want to live me: terminator: I said come w– me: I'm thinking
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/05/2023
my biggest tweet of all time was these brassica memes: more proof that the universe finds ways to keep us humble
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
we cant change the past, but our future is unwritten. life gives us few opportunities to begin anew - but we are all sharing such a moment. right now. we can be whomever we want. we can be more. we can be better what i’m trying to say is, nobody has to do the “it’s gonna be May” joke on this app
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 01/05/2023
for some, a hellthread for others, a hellhome
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
this place has essentially zero features but since thursday ive spent as much or more time here than twitter solely because it's just as silly but there's less of a chance of encountering the most soul-crushingly disgusting tweet you've ever read in ur life
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 01/05/2023
you will all be able to run your own servers soon, and set your own moderation policies at the server as well as the community level. but i need it to be calm enough for long enough that we can build out the rest of the system to give people more direct controls.
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Joz @jozk.me · 01/05/2023
Wake up. Check notifications. Time to get ready for another day in the BlueSky mines.
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Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023
Can someone hmu w a quick and dirty pickling brine recipe they’re a fan of?
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Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023
‘So what’s BlueSky like?’ Yeah, well, tumultuous. Sometimes we chase people with hammers, sometimes we make pizza, sometimes we get sucked into a hellthread of skeets, but atm it’s mostly titties which is pretty chill.
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Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023
He’s basically admitting it, folks
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Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023
Some irl bluesky
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Amazing how people still don't get, after all this time, that what most people want is not the Athenian Forum For Rational Debate but rather a place to hang out with their friends
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mimi10v3 @mimi10v3.com · 29/04/2023
hellthread is our tradition, its our culture... we cannot let the devs stomp the bugs and destroy our way of life here in the blueskies
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Kent Graham @kentgraham.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
I don't even see the hellthread anymore. All I see is skeet, egirl, selfie.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
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Joz @jozk.me · 28/04/2023
Some of you have never had to sit in the cloud of smell a partially chewed goat horn emits and it shows.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
This place feels like class with a substitute teacher who is totally fucked
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mage {❤️‍🔥} @mage.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
you wouldnt retweet a mushroom
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VQV @vqv.app · 25/04/2023
All you need is a simple coffee to start your morning. It's not about the caffeine, it's about the ritual. The aroma, the warmth, the taste. It's a moment of calm and clarity before you face the day. It's a reminder that you can do anything you set your mind to. So grab your cup and sip away. ☕️
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Joz @jozk.me · 24/04/2023
Seeing the same post reshared half a dozen times within a dozen posts kinda junks up the timeline.
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Joz @jozk.me · 19/04/2023
IRL things have occupied my last few days. What have I missed here?
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Joz @jozk.me · 17/04/2023
Who here are Obsidian users? What are you using for backend?
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Joz @jozk.me · 17/04/2023
As someone that follows many “cat people” but has no interest in “cat content”, I look forward to content moderation options that finally let me enjoy the internet without my allergies flaring up.
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Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023
My toxic trait is checking the health app and dismissing a noise limit breach from two weeks ago.
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Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023
It me. vt.tiktok.com/ZS8WVengR
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Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023
IS IT THE FUCKING CROW?!
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Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023
Context: each year I grow crop of chillies, to pickle/sauce/smoke/dry/paste/whatever. Bunch of different varieties. Text: today I go out to pick a bunch and all the ripe Bishop’s Crowns are gone. Every single one. None of the other plants are missing any fruit. Have I been hit? Do I need security?
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Joz @jozk.me · 14/04/2023
Anybody who has ever said a Thin Mint is equivalent to an Arnott’s Mint Slice needs their head checked.
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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
if dark mode is so much better 🙄 why don't they make the whole phone from dark mode
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Joz @jozk.me · 13/04/2023
Need to get more Aussies in here. My timeline goes awfully quiet at certain times of the day.
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
fabric of the universe is a multidimensional wavefunction rippling w/ currents of displaced energy, gradually settling into the homogeneous cosmic soup of heatdeath; but meanwhile, Life creates pockets of entropy-defying Order using gradient descent to traverse the crests & troughs of God’s tapestry
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