Reposted by Jozalice @alice.mosphere.at · 28/01/2025happy belated large boulder the size of a small boulder day for those who celebrate 514629
Reposted by JozDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 16/06/2024what if we could automate confirmation bias, and deploy it at scale 1636061
Reposted by JozJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/07/2023threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring 343201607
Reposted by JozAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 07/05/2023terminator: come with me if you want to live me: terminator: I said come w– me: I'm thinking 015630
Reposted by JozFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/05/2023my biggest tweet of all time was these brassica memes: more proof that the universe finds ways to keep us humble 4940079
Reposted by Jozsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 01/05/2023we cant change the past, but our future is unwritten. life gives us few opportunities to begin anew - but we are all sharing such a moment. right now. we can be whomever we want. we can be more. we can be better what i’m trying to say is, nobody has to do the “it’s gonna be May” joke on this app 77114
Reposted by JozJay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 01/05/2023for some, a hellthread for others, a hellhome 1422230
Reposted by JozKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 01/05/2023this place has essentially zero features but since thursday ive spent as much or more time here than twitter solely because it's just as silly but there's less of a chance of encountering the most soul-crushingly disgusting tweet you've ever read in ur life 713924
Reposted by JozJay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 01/05/2023you will all be able to run your own servers soon, and set your own moderation policies at the server as well as the community level. but i need it to be calm enough for long enough that we can build out the rest of the system to give people more direct controls. 1222020
Joz @jozk.me · 01/05/2023Wake up. Check notifications. Time to get ready for another day in the BlueSky mines. 010
Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023Can someone hmu w a quick and dirty pickling brine recipe they’re a fan of? 001
Joz @jozk.me · 30/04/2023‘So what’s BlueSky like?’ Yeah, well, tumultuous. Sometimes we chase people with hammers, sometimes we make pizza, sometimes we get sucked into a hellthread of skeets, but atm it’s mostly titties which is pretty chill. 020
Reposted by Joz🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/04/2023Amazing how people still don't get, after all this time, that what most people want is not the Athenian Forum For Rational Debate but rather a place to hang out with their friends 7706
Reposted by Jozmimi10v3 @mimi10v3.com · 29/04/2023hellthread is our tradition, its our culture... we cannot let the devs stomp the bugs and destroy our way of life here in the blueskies 5402
Reposted by JozKent Graham @kentgraham.bsky.social · 29/04/2023I don't even see the hellthread anymore. All I see is skeet, egirl, selfie. 041
Joz @jozk.me · 28/04/2023Some of you have never had to sit in the cloud of smell a partially chewed goat horn emits and it shows. 010
Reposted by JozLolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 27/04/2023This place feels like class with a substitute teacher who is totally fucked 18508107
Reposted by JozVQV @vqv.app · 25/04/2023All you need is a simple coffee to start your morning. It's not about the caffeine, it's about the ritual. The aroma, the warmth, the taste. It's a moment of calm and clarity before you face the day. It's a reminder that you can do anything you set your mind to. So grab your cup and sip away. ☕️ 10444
Joz @jozk.me · 24/04/2023Seeing the same post reshared half a dozen times within a dozen posts kinda junks up the timeline. 010
Joz @jozk.me · 17/04/2023As someone that follows many “cat people” but has no interest in “cat content”, I look forward to content moderation options that finally let me enjoy the internet without my allergies flaring up. 010
Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023My toxic trait is checking the health app and dismissing a noise limit breach from two weeks ago. 010
Joz @jozk.me · 15/04/2023Context: each year I grow crop of chillies, to pickle/sauce/smoke/dry/paste/whatever. Bunch of different varieties. Text: today I go out to pick a bunch and all the ripe Bishop’s Crowns are gone. Every single one. None of the other plants are missing any fruit. Have I been hit? Do I need security? 121
Joz @jozk.me · 14/04/2023Anybody who has ever said a Thin Mint is equivalent to an Arnott’s Mint Slice needs their head checked. 000
Reposted by Jozstore brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2023if dark mode is so much better 🙄 why don't they make the whole phone from dark mode 181
Joz @jozk.me · 13/04/2023Need to get more Aussies in here. My timeline goes awfully quiet at certain times of the day. 110
Reposted by Joz🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023fabric of the universe is a multidimensional wavefunction rippling w/ currents of displaced energy, gradually settling into the homogeneous cosmic soup of heatdeath; but meanwhile, Life creates pockets of entropy-defying Order using gradient descent to traverse the crests & troughs of God’s tapestry 5524