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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

hahaha you didn't know I was joking. how embarrassing for you that I'm not funny

someone taking a tweet seriously because the guy who tweeted it used a niche joke format without an actual joke

that guy screenshot tweeting her reaction with: twitter is amazing, this person won a pulitzer prize

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

the bluesky devs need to apologize for not fixing my mental health issues

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

oppenheimer was great cinema. it's a solid 4/5. for reference I also think the scarlett johansson and kate mckinnon comedy rough night is a solid 4/5

my 4/5 rating for oppenheimer on letterboxd

my 4/5 rating for rough night on letterboxd

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

bluesky keeps saying it "took down the account" with a racist slur in its handle. but from my understanding of how brains work, I'm pretty sure the account is still alive in our minds and I intend to exploit this for engagement

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

how did everyone know this biopic was going to be good when nolan has only made movies for autists?

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

playing bluesky in hard mode (pretending to be a cis white male)

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

we're bullying that star raiser guy to distance ourselves from what he did like it's any different from what happens here everyday like it is right now with the bullying of the star raiser guy

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

lots of people pretending like this joke is about that guy in particular and not about all of bluesky

dril tweets that he only started posting on bluesky 20 minutes ago and someone already skeets that ACAB includes dril. his tweet includes a screenshot of that guy's skeet

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

giving your friends bluesky invites. you don't see that anymore

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

anyone remember before the aveta era when I used to be adorable and send gm and gn messages?

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

girls hate to see a girlboss winning

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

in a few days you'll have a growing and learning experience when you have to pretend that you loved the movie oppenheimer. deal with it. it's called adulting

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

aveta has done so much unpaid labor for this place block her before she does any more

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

aveta is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

I feel like there should be an alternate way to deactivate my account and take a break from bluesky. it's awkward that I have to use the r-word to get a week off

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

sending my dick pics to demographics representative of the general population

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

you don't have to block anyone if they block you first

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

I was wondering how stupid people here are to not see right through aveta and to be boosting her posts and then realized I reposted eigen today because he made good points 😑

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prerat @prer.at · 15/07/2023

as always, should you or any member of your tpot be caught or cancelled, the secret gc will disavow any knowledge of your posts

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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

i have great affection for bsky devs, i think this is a worthy project and im grateful to them for the kindness theyve showed us this is an open letter to them regarding what to do about Recent Complaints, offered in good faith and the spirit of friendship my advice: 黙殺

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

I'll continue to love the bsky team even if they did apologize because I know they couldn't possibly mean it

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

I feel like the people harrassing the devs don't realize that today's statements about harrasment not being tolerated is about them

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

this is the only app I use where every day I root for the devs to ask the users to go fuck ourselves

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

type of guy who believes that all the comically bad hell thread bugs could have happened to anyone but that the slurs in display name bug is racism

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

I would do a much better job than the bluesky developers if I was a developer and had 60 more IQ points than I do

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

can you imagine if these people were actually paying to use this app?

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

insane that I'm leaving behind moots like this on twitter for bluesky because I'm "excited about the tech" or whatever. it's like I don't even have a heart

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

personally I expect a press conference every time we find a bug in this app

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

top two things that excite bluesky users: strikes (people not working) distracting the devs (people not working)

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

if a platform isn't explicitly and intentionally anti-racist (by foreseeing every possible exploit) that platform is racist (exactly as if they force every user to have the n-word be part of their password)

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

very disappointed that the devs aren't omnipotent

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

you say you don't understand the appeal yet you've watched it fifty times. curious

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

was very disappointed in MI 7 for going anti-woke by replacing the female lead with someone younger but the actress playing grace is actually a year older. well played tom cruise you're a goddamn genius

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

I think we can all agree that if anyone who challenges our assumptions arrives on this app we relentlessly bully them until they leave

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

if more than two of us call a tpot guy hot he starts posting like a girl. some problems just solve themselves

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ricky @rickyflows.com · 02/07/2023

In chess the kings must stay ≥1 square apart. This is to prevent them from exploring each other’s bodies

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

if meta's threads takes off and everyone leaves I can be world famous on bluesky again

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

sorry losers. eating clean, working out and sleeping well actually feels good all the time

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

this guy is probably happier than most of the fat fucks making fun of his "torturous life"

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

when centre-left obama shows up here he won't be bullied off the platform because he's a beloved celebrity

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

who else misses letting people know you watch succession

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

bsky users who've never had friends before get so adorably excited to bully anyone new who doesn't know the gang signs

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

I honestly don't know how you make new friends as an adult without whispering sweet cancellable opinions in each others' ears

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

there is literally no way for you to call me a racist slur because deep in my heart I know that whites are better - white liberals

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

how many of your friends do you share your twitter blue account with?

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

learning so much from bluesky. cracker isn't a slur because owning slaves is actually cool as hell

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store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

if I reskeet you and you turn out to be a piece of shit it literally doesn't matter

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