Sign in

Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩

@joshmosteit.bsky.social
855 followers 517 following 200 posts

Long time lurker, short time shitposter, full time lying dead on the pavement. 🏳️‍🌈🏴🇵🇸

PostsRepliesMedia
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 12h
Gotta get a touchscreen in there. Something that’ll play Minecraft but way worse than your phone. Then hit it with a firmware update that nukes the screen until you pay an update fee.
000
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 17h
12yo me thought a duster with massive shoulder pads was the coolest shit ever. And you know what? He was right.
020
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
𓆩MissDandy𓆪 👽 @missandydandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺! 🩵🧡💚
332455681
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
LiV!!! (cmm open!) @livousart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Control Resonant Day!! #BRart #art
3961318
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exclusive: Grand Theft Auto VI will feature dynamic e coli outbreaks. Mid-mission explosive diarrhea will be rendered with hi-def procedurally generated chunkage.
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
No Gods No Masters 🔥🏴 @no-gods-no-masters.com · 20/09/2026
The image is a graphic with the text "NO FUCKING PIPELINES EVER" in the center, surrounded by illustrations of snakes and other elements. The background is white. Text: "NO FUCKING PIPELINES EVER"
03313
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A photo of a gray cat in front of a pink pie chart. On the top it says “Things that bring me joy.” The pie chart is divided into five sections that say: Going home to my cat, thinking about my cat, watching my cat enjoy a treat, rotting in bed with my cat, and talking about my cat.
593842747
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tired: fishing mini game. Wired: phishing mini game.
001
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
5794963367
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Simpsons screenshot of man with giant hand reciting a diatribe written on his giant hand.
1111
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, which of them bitches keeps telling me I’m tired? Cuz they need the boot.
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Liberals: "Yes, of course I'd kill you and your entire family if it meant I'd be better off. Why are you being rude to me?"
218247
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
31037476
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
71392215
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
334594692
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If a politician abandons or betrays a marginalized group and then loses the votes of that group and people who care about them, I would simply pressure the candidate to do better instead of trying to individually scold and pester every voter. That just seems like common sense, to me.
543083
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
187165345076
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A cow on a skateboard. The text reads “i'm literally fine as long as i don't think about the past or the future and also the present”
51286435
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
100
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, PLEASE ACCEPT THESE WALLPAPERS AS AN ACT OF DIPLOMACY.
0428152
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Lotusfishicoot @lotusfishicoot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was trying to cut some clips of funny bits here but I realized they just kept running into one another, so I might as well just upload the whole scene
9801247
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Tan @tan0915.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kei from Dirty Pair. One of my favorite hairstyles to draw. #ダーティペア #ケイ #anime #art #fanart
2283114
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Sweeney Boo @sweeneyboo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Major
81636329
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got this finished up! :) It was done with watercolors, gouache, acrylic ink and walnut ink.
A watercolor painting of a skeleton wearing very thick and flowing and draping robes with a hood. It is very gently embracing a human figure, who presses their head against the skeleton's chest and shoulder area as though seeking comfort.
8959181581
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Such a shame that Queens of the Stone Age (one of my favorite bands and the first band that felt like they were made for ME and only me) is fronted by a POS and is now putting out warmed over Eagles pastiches. Yeesh.
000
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy New Mastodon Album day to all who celebrate (me).
010
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
41132331
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 27/08/2026
Space operas and doomed lovers in space have been occupying my brain
Illustration of Dark Phoenix, a red-clad woman engulfed in cosmic fire destroying a bunch of planets
141629425
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't argue with religious people because my thing sounds crazy too. Here's the deal, a big star blew up and the debris flew across the universe and eventually assembled itself into me
512045161
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2158684782
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Tedbob84 @tedbob84.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Priss (Bubblegum Crisis)
101095308
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s the explosion of sparks at the end that kills me. It’s so cartoony. I love it.
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Tom Hoskisson @tomhoskisson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
💰 The many scores of Selina Kyle 🐈‍⬛ An unofficial Catwoman / Batman comic, Written by Tom Philipson (@PhilipsonThomas) and Drawn by Tom Hoskisson (Me!) We hope you enjoy! (1/3) 🧵
16126
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times
an illustration of a whale skeleton inside shallow ocean waters. A cat sitting on a surfboard looks on
1660911778
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
11268127658
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
The Town That Dreaded @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
The G-Witch dub is Just Wild
112589
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ed #art
A drawing of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist
1663691794
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hang in there.
black and white star trek lower decks illustration of Dr T'ana. she's resting her chin in the palm of her hand. a stubby cigarette is smoldering between her fingers as she stares into the distance. the text says "In a world that profits from your exhaustion Rest is Punk." 'Punk' is done in colorful letters. the background is a crumpled sheet of paper.
4341146
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
After more than 1,000 days beneath the rubble, the remains of over 100 victims have finally been recovered and laid to rest.
24726
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A digital illustration of a red T-rex type theropod dinosaur standing on a bare volcanic plain cracked with lava and an erupting volcano on the distance. The Dino is looking back over its shoulder to see a number of fiery rocks falling out of the orange sky. The Dino is covered in yellow stripes some of which seem to spell out the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
91214309
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If this gets instituted, we’re going to see a study in a few years that says, “Black children, and children of color, were pepper sprayed at nineteen times the rate of white children,” and mfers are going to act surprised, despite how clearly every data point says this will be the case.
21336354
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
bwehh
141149272
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I haven't been so het up about a discourse in a while, but this is the reason. I do not believe Emil Wilson's critique would be spoken about this way.
46712
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of my favorite films. You owe it to yourself to watch this masterpiece.
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I come back to this tumblr post again and again
Tumblr post by sunderwight: The current AI situation is like if the people who were pushing NFTs had successfully gotten everyone to start referring to any and all digital transactions as an NFT, thus allowing them to pretend that things like online shopping, downloadable video games, bank transfers, etc were closely related to convincing middle-aged would-be techies to invest serious money in ugly digital paintings, and hold the former examples up in defense of the latter any time someone pointed out that the whole NFT thing was a racket. What do you mean NFTs are bad, don't you want disabled people to be able to use their phones to have medication delivered to their doorstep? Wow. Horrible of you, really.
3868072627
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“I am cringe, but I am free.”
A possum gazes skyward amid a field of flowers.
010
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is a good bit but there's still a little part of me that's peeved that the upcoming sequel is called "Spaceballs: The New One" and not "Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money" to follow through with a joke from the end of the first one.
000
Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ME: Why not re-run the prompt to get him lying the right way? SLOP MONGER: Ain’t got tokens for that, brother.
000
Reposted by Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩
Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A photo of a nutria on a beach and the text: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted. have a good day
4044541348