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@joshmosteit.bsky.social
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Long time lurker, short time shitposter, full time lying dead on the pavement. 🏳️‍🌈🏴🇵🇸

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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lisa Simpson: I KNOW THOSE WORDS
BUT THAT SIGN MAKES NO SENSE.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Captain America: That’s funny. So am I!
Captain America transformed into a werewolf howling at the sky in front of a full moon.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
12yo me thought a duster with massive shoulder pads was the coolest shit ever. And you know what? He was right.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Simpsons screenshot of man with giant hand reciting a diatribe written on his giant hand.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“I am cringe, but I am free.”
A possum gazes skyward amid a field of flowers.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Would have preferred more Zooble than Pomni but for the most part this tracks.
Character graph based on The Amazing Digital Circus.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right
Baron Harkonnen emerging from his oil bath from Villeneuve’s Dune.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There’s not quite room enough for the both of them in the window seat, so they have to get creative.
Two cats, one a brown and black tabby, the other an orange and white tabby, sit in a window seat with their hind legs interlocked so they can both fit in the confined space.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Album cover of Mastodon’s Leviathan. A white whale breaches the sea beneath a sailing ship.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
JUST CASH THE CHECK AND SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID BABY! So sick of hearing new and dumber excuses from this drip.
Screencap of an article by Samantha Riedel with the headline “Joh Lithgow Says J.K. Rowling’s Trans Views Have Been ‘Twisted and Misrepresented.’” A bespectacled Lithgow speaks at a lectern above the headline.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
They made him look like that cursed halloween costume they had to take off the market! I’m losing it!
A child wearing a halloween costume of Maui from the film Moana.Dwayne Johnson dressed as a live action version of Maui featuring unconvincing muscles and tattoos.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nintendo out here throwing an unironic Office meme at us.
Comparison shot of a white-haired character in three-quarter view rendered on Switch 2 (left) and original Switch (right). A caption boasts, “Enhanced Resolution—up to 4K.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Simpsons screenshot from the burlesque episode. Reverend Lovejoy and company confronting Homer about Bart’s new job.
Skinner: “That’s true, but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Unfortunately, the actual box art they used looks really AI generated (guns and hands on the left are real wonky). Hope this was something Square foisted on them and not produced by Limited Run themselves.
Promo image of Limited Run’s release of Fear Effect 2 featuring tells and inconsistencies typical of AI art.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is probably what Anthony Goldstein was getting up to while Harry and co. were dealing with the Chamber of Goblets or whatever.
Famous Rowling tweet about the Jewish wizard Anthony Goldstein.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yes, I was especially moved by his advocacy for deporting and executing sex workers for the crime of doing their jobs. Sorry but clown ass takes like this are why I will forever be an anarchist. Fuck your dead great men.
Citation from Wikipedia article “Prostitution in the Soviet Union”:

[10] "160 - To G.F. Fyodorov". Collected Works, Letters Feb 1912-Dec 1922. Vol. 35. Moscow:
Progress Publishers. 1966 [Translated from the 5th Russian Ed.J p. 349. "It is obvious that a whiteguard insurrection is being prepared in Nizhni. You must strain every effort, appoint three men with dictatorial powers (yourself, Markin and one other), organise immediately mass terror, shoot and deport the hundreds of prostitutes who are making drunkards of the soldiers, former officers and the like"
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Cropped this one for better meme usage. Also to tack up in a corner of my heart any time I need a reminder that even the pigeons gotta wade through some tough drafts sometimes.
Screenshot from Skate Story of a pigeon on a desk at a laptop with the caption, “everything I write sucks.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have entered the rarefied air of “guy who is caught up on One Piece.” My blorbos! What will become of them!? I yearn to know!
Photo of an iPad displaying the final panel of chapter 1169 of One Piece.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
Image of the three sons from Ha Ha You Clowns! peering over a fence.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“Somehow, wokeness returned.”
Oscar Isaac in Rise of Skywalker saying the iconic line, “Somehow Palpatine returned.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Instructor: FOUR OUT OF FIVE,
SIMPSON-- IMPRESSIVE. BUT YOU MISSED YOUR LAST TARGET.BART: DID I?
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
My cat Mona curled up on the couch.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“The Nazi salutes? Oh, yeah, those were bad, too. They lacked modesty.”
Elon Musk
Hitting the debt ceiling is the only thing that will actually force the government to cut waste and fraud.
That's why the debt ceiling legislation exists!

Jim Spradlin
Maybe you shouldn't have taken the chainsaw on stage and acted a fool. Maybe you could have gotten more done if you weren't so worried about looking cool

Elon Musk
Valid point. Milei gave me the chainsaw backstage and I ran with it, but, in retrospect, it lacked empathy.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
GIF of a scene from Family Guy.
Father to his two children: “Kids, kids. You’re both just…just awful.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Was reading DanDaDan over lunch and this panel struck me as a fine sentiment for the current moment. “If you’ve got time to pray, you’ve got time to throw rocks!”
Photo of a panel from the manga DanDaDan. Speech bubble 1: “If you’ve got time to pray, you’ve got time to throw rocks!” Speech bubble 2: “Get back what was taken from you!”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My reaction to current Trump/Musk feud:
Norm McDonald: “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Are all these dipshits named Charl?
Screenshot of a Matt Binder post:
here's one of the South African
"refugees" that Trump has brought into the country

Quote by Charl Kleinhaus:
Jews are untrustworthy and a dangerous group they are not Gods chosen like to believe they are .
Where is the Temple that must be their concern leave us alone we all believe in the God of Abraham, Moses and Jacob! I almost said something ugly ...Screenshot of a cartoon dog gf post:
“learning about South Africa”
Photo of Charl Oberholzer in blackface.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m trying to get some work done, ma’am.
My tabby cat Mona lying across my arm as I try to use my desktop mouse.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“The tallest boys stand in awe of you.”
Ms. Casey from Severance.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Made this and completely forgot to post it at any time when it would have been relevant. Oh well…
Simpsons meme. Bob Dole: “Tariffs for some. Miniature American flags for others.” Crowd: “Yay!”
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A couple nights ago, I woke up to a clattering sound from downstairs. I walk out the bedroom to find this little idiot clambering up the stairs to meet me.
My cat Milo with his front half stuck in the stand for their food bowls clumsily climbing the stairs.My cat Milo with his front half stuck in the stand for their food bowls clumsily climbing the stairs.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
More books! All good but I’d recommend Craft by Ananda Lima, an excellent collection of short stories reflecting on life, the creative process, and what it takes from us.
Photo of the front cover of I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons by Peter S. Beagle.Photo of the front cover of Woodworm by Layla Martinez.Photo of the front cover of Ghost of the Neon God by T.R. Napper.Photo of the front cover of Craft: Stories I Wrote for the Devil by Ananda Lima.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Fell off of book-posting, so here’s an update on books read this year, all pretty great.
Photo of the front cover of The Familiar by Leigh Bardugo.Photo of the front cover of Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin.Photo of the front cover of The Bound Worlds by Megan E. O’Keefe.Photo of the front cover of The Sky on Fire by Jenn Lyons.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
More and more this sentiment sounds like Pascal’s Wager for leftists.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
[Woman sucking on a SMALL bit of chocolate.] “Oh, she got that mouth game.” Bruh…
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
If healthcare were universal, then the Epi pen would also be free, moron.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Imagine living a life where this is newsworthy, where people know this much about you and report on it.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Who will be the first big name director to lose a decade of their career to the chicken streamer?
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
#currentlyreading The third installment in Stephen Graham Jones’ horror trilogy, THE ANGEL OF INDIAN LAKE
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
#currentlyreading SUNBRINGER by Hannah Kaner
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Wanted to incorporate more nonfiction into my diet this year, so I’m #currentlyreading NO SPIRITUAL SURRENDER by Klee Benally.
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
#currentlyreading THE WARM HANDS OF GHOSTS by Katherine Arden
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
#currentlyreading THE FOX WIFE by Yangsze Choo
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Begging for Gerbster 🏴🚩 @joshmosteit.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
#currentlyreading THE TAINTED CUP by Robert Jackson Bennett
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