Reposted by jortieLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025One of the best to ever do it 84137723411 13.8K
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 20/12/2025TikTok doesn't influence me to buy a lot of stuff but Pinterest does. The pictures are more convincing than videos. 000 0
Reposted by jortieHaunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I saw a doctor post that Thanksgiving leftovers are now past their safe window and should be tossed. Reasonable. It's been 5 days. Who would eat food 5 days later? Except, ofc, everyone who batch cooks for the week 5864927 649
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I’m still eating the Thanksgiving food I made. I never thought I could be tired of eating stuffing and mac & cheese. 000 0
Reposted by jortieWendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Piet Mondrian inspired beach fashions from Burda Moden, Summer 1966 414817 148
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I don’t like the trend of Christmas music in a Thanksgiving video 000 0
Reposted by jortieKate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025This #Halloween, Madeleine Vionnet is offering all of the witchy stitches with her 1927 Araignée gown, a pale and ethereal design dripping with a beaded cobweb #madparisfr #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡 613930 139
Reposted by jortieSkot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 30/10/2025A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London 2431051185 3.1K
Reposted by jortiejulieinstitches.bsky.social @julieinstitches.bsky.social · 26/10/2025💀It has to be done. The Elsa Schiaparelli Skeleton Dress, made Paris, 1938. Via The V&A. Read all about it here: collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O65687/... 24713 47
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Kids did the obnoxious number meme at a restaurant last evening. I’m too old for this shit. 000 0
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Hurt my already damaged knee while ice skating. Painful lesson learned during my birthday week 000 0
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I accidentally threw away my Aeropress filter cap AGAIN 000 0
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I broke my toenail clipper while clipping my big toe. Was my toenail too thick? 😞 000 0
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I don’t care if you’re a vampire. Use some gloves! #ADiscoveryofWitches 000 0
Reposted by jortieJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/07/2025True time management is giving yourself enough time to sit on the edge of your bed like this for a while and still not be late 335538 355
Reposted by jortiejulieinstitches.bsky.social @julieinstitches.bsky.social · 25/05/2025😎 Brown plastic 1950s Schiaparelli sunglasses. More here via MFA Boston: collections.mfa.org/objects/4823... 516027 160
Reposted by jortieAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/04/20251 Package Macaroni and Cheese Dinner 1 1/4 Cups Water 1 Cup Frozen Peas Peas ; Thawed 4 Hot Dogs ; Sliced 2 Tablespoons Margarine 2 Cups Stove Top Stuffing mix 221735 173
Reposted by jortieWendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Menús familiares by Francisco "Paco" Martínez Chaves (1976) 0879 87
Reposted by jortieKate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Jean Dessès gowns were a fantasy of fabric, layers and layers of sheer shaded cloth that created multi-faceted mid century gowns. Here two of his #1960s creations, strapless evening gowns in multi-colours @metcostume.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡 311712 117
Reposted by jortiePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Everyone knows how the Pythagoreans hated beans, but they don't know why. Pythagoras thought that beans contained the souls of the dead. When you died, you became a bean. Your afterlife is bean. 6656 65
Reposted by jortieArthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Jean Cocteau ~ Les trois-yeux, 1958 #Cocteau 0317 31
Reposted by jortieSPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need 68102262605 10.2K
Reposted by jortieRichard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 27/03/2025'Quaker Oats.' (1917) The Italian artist Gino Severini was a leading figure of the Futurist movement in the years leading up to WW1 - his first exhibition in London in 1913 was a huge success, provoking critical acclaim and bewilderment in the popular press. 3917 91
Reposted by jortieHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025In order to deal with general malaise, I'm making irresponsible amount of pasta 712234170 2.2K
Reposted by jortieWendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Meiji Chocolate, Japan (1955) Poster design by Tadashi Ohashi 08317 83
Reposted by jortieheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/03/2025sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks 2064482466 4.5K
Reposted by jortiePresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Prints made by laying paper onto pen nibs, and letting them bleed. instagram.com/eatockdaniel/ eatock.com 310119 101
jortie @jortcake.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’m wearing my winter coat after a few weeks of not wearing it. Happy last day of winter! 000 0
Reposted by jortiePresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Window shopping this auction of Picasso ceramics. It’s next week if you want to bid. www.wright20.com/auctions/202... 58717 87
Reposted by jortieNicDaisy @nicdaisy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Netherlands. Wedding Dress, 1812. "Pink silk crepe. Decorated with écru silk tulle and pink silk roses." © the Rijksmuseum #FashionHistory 🪡 🗃️ 1407 40
Reposted by jortieArthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Fred Herzog, Canadian photographer known for his use of exceptional colour and intensity unusual in the 1950s and 60s. Arcade, Vancouver, 1968 #Photography #Vancouver 47212 72
Reposted by jortieWendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 18/03/2025La Rinascente Estate Indiana advert, Italy (1968) Art Director: Adriana Botti Monti Photo: Serge Libiszewski Layout: Salvatore Gregorietti 1569 56
Reposted by jortieAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/03/2025Can people stop asking me why I post this or that. I post cause I’m insane and stupid! Ok! Is that fine! 33875107 875
Reposted by jortierax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/03/2025like i don’t want to see fiction in the style of cormac mccarthy. i’d rather read cormac mccarthy. and when i run out of books by him, too bad, that’s all the cormac mccarthy books there are. things should be special and human and irreplaceable 1177573 775
Reposted by jortiewint @dril.bsky.social · 18/03/2025ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it 434793300 4.8K
Reposted by jortieNicDaisy @nicdaisy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025British. Stunning Ball Gown, c.1842. I love the raspberry pink colour of the silk brocade. "The textile was probably originally a 1740s dress which was taken apart & reconfigured into this fashionable dress in the early 1840s." © the Met Museum #Fashionhistory 🪡 🗃️ 4499 49
Reposted by jortieRichard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Surely everyone knows Frédéric-Auguste Bartholdi's design for the Statue of Liberty was based on William Blake's 'The Symbolic Figure of the Course of Human History Described by Virgil.' ? Blake painted his work between 1824 and 1827. 55619 56
Reposted by jortieRichard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 16/03/2025'In the Clinic,' (1909) is a self portrait Edvard Munch painted on his last day of a six-month stay at a psychiatric clinic in Frederiksberg in Denmark - a picture which reveals a marked stylistic shift, the lively brushwork and vibrant colour show his optimism. 09113 91
Reposted by jortiePresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Pilkunnussija (Finnish) –– literally 'a comma fucker'. A person who corrects trivial & meaningless things. 514625 146
Reposted by jortieda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/03/2025NOT TODAY!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 035964 359
Reposted by jortieArthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Good Evening✨ Swedish Impressionist & Modern artist Jean Skoglund Sunset (1934) ##Impressionism #ModernArt 0325 32
Reposted by jortieDesign Reviewed @designreviewed.com · 13/03/2025The Art of S. Neil Fujita 222749 227
Reposted by jortieArthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Good Afternoon✨ Polish contemporary artist Leszek Kostu Guardians of Forgotten Garden, 2020 #ContemporaryArt 0419 41
Reposted by jortienora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 12/03/2025i think part of why i like online is i am bad at entering and leaving conversations and you don't have to do that online 528825 288
Reposted by jortieKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg 151139156 1.1K
Reposted by jortieREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025i think when someone is clearly eating a pastry they should be left alone 7130094 1.3K
