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Tara Jordan

@jordantl.bsky.social
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Mom, news junkie, politics nerd and theme parks to escape. 🎢 Occasionally funny at dinner parties. Somewhere between MD 🦀 VA ❤️ and MN🌲 L'etoile du Nord!

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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 21h
Art is essential . This is such a beautiful collection. What a gift
Floating island in pink clouds with white horses and rainbows

America if we abolished ICE and spent our money on universal healthcare
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Americana UnravelingWhite dove with red blood spatters, over the dove is ENOUGH 

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Tenderness Is Resistance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like the first perp Lennie Briscoe pulls in for questioning
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A guy in my office used this GIF to congratulate someone that’s leaving. It’s an online card we can all see. Do you think he knows what it’s from?
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Robert De Niro Clapping (Taxi Driver)
ALT: Robert De Niro Clapping (Taxi Driver)
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Alethea Kontis, Witch 🖤 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kiss me outside Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft CVS
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is great, mike tomlin owns, he cares so much about infrastructure
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this!! (Yes, that Mike Tomlin)
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN ERIC SCHMITT: these texts proved you perjured yourself and you were in Atlanta at a United game. SEN KLOBUCHAR: Could he have been at a Minnesota United game? JACK SMITH: I was at a DC United game
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She is! And so is the show.
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you don't want to do the 60 questions version (which honestly is too large of a dataset for one person imo), they do have a quicker, standard quiz that asks 24 questions.
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Quick Language Quiz — Dialect Map Quiz
Take the Quick Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey.
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love my view at the Beak and Barrel
Possibly the worst view at Disney’s Beak and Barrell restaurant
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We survived MNSSHP last night! Crowds were pretty spread out and ride waits were short- the most was 25 minutes for Big Thunder Mtn. Why didn’t you all warn me about Space Mountain though?! 😬😱🎢
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Orlando or bust!* *credit to @notjustinorlando.bsky.social for the cool tee
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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A full hour of Dolly coming up from 9-10 CDT. No one better at putting together a tribute playlist than our guy Bill. 89.3 FM in the Twin Cities or stream at thecurent.org.
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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bill Deville kicking off this week’s United States of Americana the only acceptable way.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“We all know of Moderna’s Covid vaccine, one of the shots that helped us begin return to normal during the Covid-19 pandemic. Fewer may remember that Dolly donated more than $1 million for the creation of that vaccine to Vanderbilt University, in her home state of Tennessee.”
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@nomadlounger.bsky.social
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
she’s so fine there’s no telling where the money went
A horrible seafood display in a horrible grocery store labeled SHRIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time Original post
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wild story
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Going outside this morning
Selma: My god, it's like five cigarettes at once!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
with this cyclospora outbreak, you may worry that a lot of lettuce and other produce is going to waste. but rest assured that the government has developed a giant radioactive rabbit who can safely eat it all
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 08/07/2026
[whispers] I will be drumming at Memory Lanes this Saturday. 🤫
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bro the Belgium jersey is a multi layered homage to René Magritte and nobody told me???
Bubbles on jersey and bubbles in Magritte paintingWoman on horse behind trees and stripes on JerseyInside neck of jersey reads “Ceci n’est pas un maillot” ???!!!
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Kevin M. Levin @civilwarmemory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Of Course a Confederate Flag Showed Up at the Great American State Fair #CivilWarMemory #America250 open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...
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Of Course a Confederate Flag Showed Up at the Great American State Fair
The Great American State Fair couldn't even get through its first week without embarrassing itself.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He posts an effort skeet, he posts a lazy skeet He posts a reference skeet, he posts a weed skeet He posts the skeets that remind him of the something awful times He posts the skeets that remind him of the old twitter times
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Gilda Radner, gone 37 years ago today. On that evening, Saturday Night Live host Steve Martin, fighting back tears, paid tribute to her — with one of her classic, taped sketches. #RIP 🙏🏼
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wow. Also kudos to the person calling this in.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS I FEEL IT IN MY TOES
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
MAGA is the last breath of the confederacy
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Don't forget me." "Don't worry, Homer. You'll always be a part of me."
Season 7 / Episode 8
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This hit me so hard this week.
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI.  Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your are…
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026
you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is alarming for many reasons. I hope it doesn’t result in more barriers for women that are already working or want to work. We can all do better; you don’t have to pull others down to rise. wapo.st/3P5tP4Y
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Why young and old men are leaving the labor force at record rates
The share of American men working or searching for a job recently hit the lowest level since 1948, aside from the pandemic, Labor Department data shows.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today is another good day to remember that Congress has the power to take away the power from this SCOTUS without court expansion, without term limits and without Congressional amendment. We just have to use our power. Thread:
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...
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Assassin Wasn’t on FBI’s Radar, Sources Say
Leaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker
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Albumism @albumism.com · 21/04/2026
Remembering Prince today on the 10th anniversary of his passing (April 21, 2016) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: here: album.ink/PrinceRIP
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Jim Manley @jamespmanley.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ahh- so that explains why the roll call vote on final passage hasn’t happened yet . Thank you senator
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Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“At one and the same time: The damage inflicted by the aggressor on the nation or community of nations must be lasting, grave, and certain; All other means of putting an end to it must have been shown to be impractical or ineffective; There must be serious prospects of success;…
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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hey. Hey, you listen to me. The world is on fire. Everything is fucking terrible and expensive and stupid. So you cling to your joys. You clutch them to your chest and hiss at anyone who even insinuates that joy in the face of horror is silly or ridiculous. And then you kick them in the shin.
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Robert Smith @bondhack.ft.com · 09/04/2026
Hall of fame FT correction
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is not foreign policy, it’s a deranged mad man threatening to wipe out an entire country. It's past time. The 25th Amendment must be invoked.
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 04/04/2026
It always kinda blows my mind that magnolia flowers evolved long before there were any bees on the planet. gardens.si.edu/learn/blog/t...
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The Botany of Magnolias - Smithsonian Gardens
At the beginning of each year, as the cold of winter ends and the days start to slowly get warmer, we celebrate the coming of spring with one of the first
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