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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 1h

*scrolls town FB page* The South is stuck here with me The South is stuck here with me The South is stuck here with me THE SOUTH IS STUCK HERE WITH ME.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 1h

Love your neighbors. Fuck ICE.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 21h

Brb fighting with Christians again.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 21h

I would have sex with any, all, and any combination thereof. For science.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026

In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Self-care is going into a cornfield late at night to get abducted by aliens.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There are, like, two people who get to call me "Kris" and exactly 1 person who gets to call me "Krissy" BUT NOW EVERYONE AROUND HERE HAS BEEN CALLING ME ONE OR THE OTHER.

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Spongebob On Fire

Alt: Spongebob On Fire

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Currently trying to talk Betty into going to Twilight in Concert in February because it is TWILIGHT with CANDLELIGHT and an ORCHESTRA and I MUST GO.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I start the new job on Monday now that my background check is FINALLY processed and my first youth group class is next Wednesday. Now if only this stupid effing check would come so I can get a stupid effing car.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Acquaintance: How are you? Hallucination of Edward Cullen who is always haunting my peripheral vision: Lie.

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merlinslaugh.bsky.social @merlinslaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The dude hung out with prostitutes. He knew where the sexual violence problem came from.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whenever I have days I feel like I'm really bad at being a person again I remember I have a snap streak of 533 with @alwayscoffee.bsky.social and 1050 with my Plus One and that's two whole people who love me enough to talk to me every day.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We have our yearly rental inspection today and girlfriend is a wreck someone is coming into my home to JUDGE IT

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just sent the manuscript to my dad. 😬

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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

LEMON, it’s Monday!

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As many of you know, I am Mixed Native and have raised my white-passing boys the same. Hair is a big deal to us, especially to 19 who is precious about his both culturally and because of his autism.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We talk a lot of shit on Bella Swan but homegirl was a ride or die. I'm telling you right now if Edward left me I would have posted that his family are vampires then fucked the wolf.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

May my future little horde of cats find nourishment in my decomposing corpse. 🥰🥰🥰

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if I look like something that's been lurking for decades in the attic of a haunted mansion on the moors.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Self-harming by always holding onto a little bit of hope.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until things either start going my way or I disintegrate into nothing.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But can AI replicate my childlike wonder and whimsy? Can it steal the light from a man's eyes and fill them with fear, loathing, and dread? Can it whisper the sins of even their father's father at the foot of their beds at 3am like I can?

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also update I think I have an opp as the kids would say on the inside who deeply side eyes Betty will keep everyone posted.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also reminder that Jesus went on to emphasize that if a man can't control himself he should cut off his own hands.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always keep some unhealed trauma in my back pocket in case someone comes at me sideways and I gotta act like my maiden name real quick.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some days I have to remind myself of what a dear friend once said to me: "You are not stuck there in the South. The South is stuck in there with you." Because, siblings. It is exhausting living in the south sometimes.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a bunch of old church ladies, asking for compliments on her dress.

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Um, as you should," I say to my friend describing a level 2 felony.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Currently at the gate waiting for Baby Girl to board and I'm watching an old man eat a roma tomato like an apple dressed entirely in white. He fears no man, god, or stain. Amazing.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Because Baby Girl is on the spectrum and TSA is overwhelming and confusing for her, when she does fly back home, I get an escort pass to get her on the plane. This also means we get to play my favorite game: SURPRISE EXTRA SCREENING. Every fucking time.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am in a pickle, friends. I’m days away from starting my new job but currently have $4 to my name, nearly empty cupboards, & no gas to get Baby Girl to the airport this afternoon. I HATE to ask but if you can spare a coffee, I can’t tell you how desperately it’d be appreciated ko-fi.com/A457ISS

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tonight while talking about her daddy, Girly Pop announced she was going to heaven to beat up God. Betty: What did I tell you about teaching our niblings to fight God? Me: Hey. I didn’t teach her that. Girly Pop: Auntie just teached me how to punch and now I’m gonna punch God. Betty: Kristy.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Girly Pop came over tonight with nails from Grammy and big plans for the girliest of Girlie Pop nights. 😭😍

Tiny little hands with tinier orange and purple Halloween press on nails

A large hand with press on nails next to a small hand with tiny press on nails

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My little gay dishcloths are a set now.

A set of rainbow colored dishcloths on a couch cushion next to a blue crochet hook and a pair of black handled scissors

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Semi regular reminder that Jesus didn't tell women what to wear he told men to gouge their eyeballs out.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I got drugged and raped by a bear, I can be reasonably sure that bear will be put down.

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Also bears never try to lead an online mob of other bears to identify and torment bear victims

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm just impressed with how ugly I'm willing to be in front of people these days.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One day when I'm not so tired I am going to talk about the exhaustion of trying to break out of generational poverty and how eventually you come to the realization your only hope of breaking the cycle is pouring into the next generation because you're likely fucked.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Betty has taken to sending me reels but instead of saying “us” he says, “you and @alwayscoffee.bsky.social.”

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

HI CAN I SHOW YOU MY LITTLE GAY DISHCLOTHS?

A little gay dishcloth and a little gay dishcloth in progress.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gearing up to ruin several more relationships on social media today over Rape Culture.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a fine line between quirky and manic and brother do I walk it.

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