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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 4h

Been a minute since a Gopher hockey game has had this kind of demand. Good thing I grabbed a pair on the member presale in August…

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 6h

You know what’s worse than filling out an application for a contact lens rebate? Nothing It requires about as much paperwork as a mortgage and multiple emails to your eye clinic because they can’t send you the right receipts the first time. If hell exists, this is it.

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Timpoulton Kick In The Balls

ALT: Timpoulton Kick In The Balls

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 9h

This and the segue into Wargasm with Planet Caravan teases = perfection.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 10h

In and out of Walgreens for my COVID and flu shot in less than 10 minutes. For all of our national flaws, I’ll consider that a good thing. Just hope I don’t catch autism. 🤞

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 11h

My 7th graders are going to be digging into party platforms tomorrow to learn more about American political parties. As a lead in to that, I had them fill out Venn diagrams about the parties based on their prior knowledge. Sometimes 12-13 year olds cut through the bullshit way better than adults.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Lynx look like shit and are well on their way to deserving to lose and be eliminated but the WNBA still having 3 game first round series is basically the last remaining vestige of what used to be a very minor league. They’ve done so much to grow and improve in recent years. Fix that next.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Recently got a Pioneer Press promo subscription because at $2 for 2 years, why not? Reading their E-edition for the first time I see they have an “E-edition extra” where they add updated sports to the early deadline print edition sports. Now I’m even more furious the Strib doesn’t do that. 😡

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Could see this coming from a mile away (or more like 1/4 of a mile, in my case). Writing was on the wall.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jason Benetti is so fucking good. An absolute masterclass in restraint here. If Kris Atteberry had been on the mic for that moment he’d have told us the daughter’a favorite cartoon character and Kate Upton’s bra size.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hearing a new Neal Casal single on the radio is such a mix of emotions. “Fuck, this new song sounds great. Neal Casal is the best.” “Fuck. Another posthumous tune. Really sucks Neal Casal is dead.”

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a teacher in high school named Eric Schmidt who went on to be a very good football coach. He’s now the head coach at North Dakota. As a social studies teacher, he was an utter moron. Eric Schmitt looks like he may be even dumber.

Good football coach and terrible high school social studies teacher Eric Schmidt

Terrible US Senator and absolute dumbass Eric Schmitt

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shout out to @atrupar.com for introducing BECLOWN to the lexicon. It should be in the OED by next year.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is something Gob Bluth would say. Come on!

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When did Page McConnell move to Nebraska?

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shocking revelations today in a Star Tribune cover story: It’s easier for a family to live comfortably on two incomes. When one of those incomes is lost it becomes harder. ::gasp:: Looking forward to next Sunday’s deep dive into how tall people are usually better at basketball than short people.

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Brian Regan: Confused Crossed Eyed Expression

ALT: Brian Regan: Confused Crossed Eyed Expression

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

With the St. Paul show coming up tonight, SIX Sturgill Simpson songs were played during this morning’s edition of The United States of Americana. That’s about as many as I can recall hearing from an artist that didn’t just die. A good mix of tunes too (see below). Billl Deville is the fucking best.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you’re watching the Willie stream and in awe of Waylon Payne singing Help Me Make It Through the Night (as you should be), you should look up his solo material on your streaming service of choice. He is fucking fantastic. He’s got a few songs that will make your goddamn knees buckle.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

47 year age difference between the oldest (Spooner Oldham) and youngest (Micah Nelson) members of Neil Young’s band. That’s gotta be some kind of record.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

John Mellencamp’s voice at age 74 could best be described as an acquired taste. It is not a taste I have acquired.

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Tim Gunn Eww Gross

ALT: Tim Gunn Eww Gross

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seeing Dave Matthews play with a fiddle player is always a reminder of how bizarre it was for him to just not replace Boyd Tinsley when he got kicked out of DMB.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s not easy to perform a really good 30-40 minute festival set. Margo Price just did a really fucking good 30-40 minute festival set.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw on Instagram that my guy Dale Watson played a show at the Broom Factory last night. Not familiar with that venue, I clicked and see that it’s in Kingston, Ontario, Canada. Upon seeing that I’m also reminded we live in the absolute dumbest times. Fucking Meta…

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve never been a regular Carol Burnett Show viewer but Tim Conway getting a dog’s shot and turning into a dog has me absolutely rolling and it had Harvey Korman rolling too.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My 73 year old mother is watching some procedural drama on CBS. I’ve seen ads for Perkins twice now. Considering my mom brings down the average age of both CBS viewers and Perkins customers, it’s just a perfect match.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Heard Chop Suey! scanning the radio dial on the way to the lake today and realized Toxicity came out 25 years ago this month. I’ve never felt older. I immediately put the whole album on. It holds up. Banger after banger after banger. 15 year old me loved it and 40 year old me still loves it.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bought 4 tickets a couple days ago to see Johnny Blue Skies in St. Paul on Sunday. Have one extra. Section 113 row 25. $38.33 face value. A couple of my friends that might have taken it aren’t able to. Anyone want it?

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And may we never speak of this again.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hearing people are getting Oasis code emails and I haven’t gotten one yet.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The White Sox letting Jason Benetti go is the broadcasting equivalent of the Twins letting David Ortiz go. Just an all time error.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jesse Woods and Zella Day have to hold the title of most attractive husband and wife musical duo. They’re going to have great looking kids.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish we could all be as perpetually cheerful as Clayton Ryan’s guitarist.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jesus Christ the Mayor of St. Paul is a freak. To think, Melvin Carter could have won another term if he tried even a little bit.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You probably know @solace for his top notch concert videos but did you know he’s a world class concert photographer too?

Kacey Musgraves sitting on shiny silver testicles during her song Rhinestoned at Target Center in Minneapolis, MN.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kacey Musgraves performing one of the greatest songs of the 21st century.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Actual words just said by Kacey Musgraves: “Yall gotta let me know if one of my titties falls out.”

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t KNOW that I’m the only person at this Kacey Musgraves show wearing an Oasis track jacket but I’m pretty confident.

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Family Guy: Wanna Fight About It? Meme

ALT: Family Guy: Wanna Fight About It? Meme

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Preshow men’s room at Kacey Musgraves, as expected. I wish it was old school troughs. I could run back and forth.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This latest Johnny Blue Skies album didn’t wow me from the start but, not surprisingly, after listening to every show of the tour so far on Nugs, the new songs absolutely crush live. The Make America Fuk Again > Stay on that Beat sequence from the Seattle show is just a 20 minute dance party.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For anyone else going to Kacey Musgraves at Target Center tonight, if you were planning on not getting there in time for the opener, I’d reconsider. Carter Faith is fucking incredible. I’m maybe more excited to see her than Kacey. Give her album Cherry Valley a listen today. Thank me later.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People seem to be sharing their favorite TV shows of the 21st century. Here’s the 10 that came to mind quickly for me. Might have forgotten something but these 10 shows don’t fuck around.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of course Minnesota’s is Blaine. Handy for the majority of locals who aren’t exactly readers.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The window of my very small studio apartment sits about 10 feet from the house next to my building. When the window is open I hear them running their AC. They’re running their AC right now. Make it make sense!

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With all the horrible things they’ve done, it’s impossible to pinpoint the single biggest disaster of this administration. It’s NOT hard to figure out what’s cringiest: The Pete Hegseth warrior obsession Just making a mockery of the defense department. I’d be embarrassed to be in the military.

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Trey Warren @treywarren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shout out to the guy at Sam’s Club in the Josh Dobbs Vikings jersey.

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