Reposted by Jordan Keller__loam ✌️ @loam-d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One of the most enraging things about certain people in tech right now is how offended they get when you talk about politics and how their very important and influential industry necessarily affects it, and how that means they need to take some tiny amount of responsibility for their actions 0102 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 02/09/2026@adamscottglasspool.bsky.social What were the specific names of the "conversational Icelandic singing" techniques Björk uses. It was in the context of discussing "Unravel." I wanna learn more about it. 000 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellerjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The Father (Mister Rogers), The Son (Carl Sagan), and The Holy Spirit (Weird Al) 51209 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerJP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Beck releasing a folk album is definitely a recession indicator. 131 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellerthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026solomon in 1 Kings 3 132335354 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 15/07/2026you might not be using AI to stay informed, but your second cousin on his eighth beer at the family reunion is #LGRW 120 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026when I seeing people posting their Bluesky licenses 1739729 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026Broken record here, but so many of these uses start with “how can we get people to use a chatbot” rather than “how do we solve a problem” or “how do we fill a need.” The “problem” according to the companies is that people aren’t using chatbots enough.techcrunch.comDoorDash's new AI chatbot lets you order with prompts and photos | TechCrunchThe new chatbot, called Ask DoorDash, allows users to search the app for what they're looking for in their own words instead of having to scroll through restaurants and stores to build a cart. 26716186 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 23/05/2026this is what happens when you share a link from bluesky in the family group chat 000 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellerjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/05/2026lol in 2019 allbirds randomly emailed me to ask me write a satirical newspaper for them. we had a zoom call and they gave me a ton of information and all this shit. then they asked me for a price and i offered $100 an hour and they never reached out to me again 0889 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerDaramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Sigh… I wrote about the Michael Jackson movie defector.com/michael-is-t...defector.com'Michael' Is The Most Cynical Attempt At Biopic Myth-Making Yet | DefectorMichael is a bad movie. Let’s just get that out of the way now. It is a movie designed less to tell a story than to recreate moments, ones you are probably already familiar with. It is a movie designe... 7358 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/05/2026i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted 4960122 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 23/04/2026@mbultman.bsky.social thought you and the other writers asked a lot of good questions of SY/TM today. great work all around. i feel calmer after watching that press conference. 000 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 22/04/2026made a local app based off the Bowie/Thom Yorke technique of cutting up poems and pulling lines out of a hat 1. Hit space 2. Get random jotting from last few years 3. Filters for highly dorky fun This is hit #3. No memory of how/why it exists so I wanna create the rest of the character it implies 100 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 22/04/2026newly diagnosed, doing some research, and already encountered the final boss 000 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 17/04/2026They’re calling him the wealthiest independent musician of all time 151407141 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 17/04/2026i had no interest in watching the pitt and i am now gonna watch the pitt 010 0
Reposted by Jordan Keller🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/04/2026this isn’t at all what “industry plant” means, that’s a pretty sloppy category error describing a totally different thing than what is described here. 1619516 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerBolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days 4260542018 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerSouthern Jacobin @thomas26july.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When the global financial paper of record says the market is fake and being manipulated by the President you just know we are entering the Cool Zone 0552145 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerDanny Crichton @dannycrichton.com · 03/03/2026No discussion of tech media can get past this basic traffic fact: in the AI world, Google and social no longer refer traffic, which means that the vast majority of readers just never find you in the first place. Analysis: growtika.com/blog/tech-m... 711645 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerMolly White @molly.wiki · 09/03/2026"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time 581671407 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 06/03/2026they’ll have to pry the ten blue links from my cold dead fingies udm14.comudm14.com&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami codeA quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work. 010 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 04/03/2026Think of the world-altering tech since 1997—home internet, smartphones, social media, streaming, AI—and remember that practically that whole time, the US president has been someone who couldn't reset their own Wi-Fi. 010 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellerthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books 452051403 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 20/02/2026need to learn how to monetize being interested in shit. 000 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books. 222223576026 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 18/02/2026you take 6d6 psychic damage every time you hear the throaty millennial whoop in the skyrizi commercial 000 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026this was fun www.404media.co/watch-404-me...404media.coWatch 404 Media’s Super Bowl AdWE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD. 1139365 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 09/02/2026they’re calling it the most swagless super bowl of all time 001 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit 13897221513 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerJohan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 92166174815 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/01/2026The right wing is so fully astroturfed that they genuinely cannot comprehend organic behavior 645764 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerLincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 21/01/2026[Oreo cookie CEO]: People not liking Oreos is destroying society. 27725 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential 62143854041 0
Reposted by Jordan Keller"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on 174712850 0
Reposted by Jordan KellerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well. 275160722846 0
Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 31/12/2025“Kirk did not commit violence, not because he abhorred it, but because committing violence was someone else’s job.” every sentence of this piece is sharper than the last but this one is gonna stick in my head for a long time. one of the most incisive useless wordpiles i’ve read all year. 020 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/12/2025good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein 6348951085 0
Reposted by Jordan Keller𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑶𝑵 @willstratton.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Honestly at this point I think Bandcamp would be better served by developing a more substantial social review aspect of the site a la Letterboxd. Where else (that isn't evil) has a better vantage point for that? 071 0
Reposted by Jordan Kellervictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 25/12/2025spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters 9051775 0