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__loam ✌️ @loam-d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of the most enraging things about certain people in tech right now is how offended they get when you talk about politics and how their very important and influential industry necessarily affects it, and how that means they need to take some tiny amount of responsibility for their actions

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 02/09/2026

@adamscottglasspool.bsky.social What were the specific names of the "conversational Icelandic singing" techniques Björk uses. It was in the context of discussing "Unravel." I wanna learn more about it.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Father (Mister Rogers), The Son (Carl Sagan), and The Holy Spirit (Weird Al)

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JP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Beck releasing a folk album is definitely a recession indicator.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 24/07/2026

every time i see this guy that owl city song starts playing in my head is he the owl city guy?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

solomon in 1 Kings 3

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 15/07/2026

The Yzerman news has Perplexity going through a full on epistemological meltdown #LGRW

what was the red wings roster the first year yzerman was gm
Steve Yzerman was never the general manager of the Detroit Red Wings, so there was no “first year Yzerman was GM” and therefore no roster tied to that situation.

What actually happened with Yzerman and the GM role
Yzerman is a Red Wings legend as a player (captain for many years, three Stanley Cups) and later returned to the organization in an executive role, but his role was not general manager.

He was appointed as Detroit’s general manager? No—he was appointed as the Red Wings’ general manager in 2020? Actually, that’s incorrect: he became the general manager of the Red Wings in May 2020? Let’s be precise: according to reliable coverage, Yzerman was named the Red Wings’ general manager in May 2020 and then later stepped down from that role in 2021, after which he remained with the club in a different executive capacity (often described as an advisor or senior role).

Wait—there’s confusion in public accounts. Some sources say he was hired as GM in 2020 but then replaced fairly quickly; others describe him more as an executive/consultant rather than a full-time GM with day‑to‑day control. The key point for your question: Yzerman’s only GM tenure was in the 2020‑21 season, not in the early 1990s.

So the “first year Yzerman was GM” is the 2020–21 Red Wings season, not the 1990–91 or 1991–92 rosters shown in the search results.

The Red Wings roster in Yzerman’s first GM year (2020–21)
If you want the roster for Yzerman’s actual first year as GM, that’s the 2020–21 Detroit Red Wings. The core group included:

Forwards: Dylan Larkin, Andreasson (Anthony) Mantha, Michael Rasmussen, Joe Thornton (signed mid‑season), Daniel Ali Wojcik? (no), actually: Filip Zadina, Denis Grebeshkov? No—those are wrong. Let’s list accurate names from known 2020–21 wings:

Dylan Larkin

Anthony Mantha

Michael Rasmussen

Filip Zadina

Gabriel Vilardi? No, he was never on Detroit.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 15/07/2026

you might not be using AI to stay informed, but your second cousin on his eighth beer at the family reunion is #LGRW

a screenshot of Perplexity claiming Steve Yzerman was never the GM of the Detroit Red Wings, a team he GM'd from 2019 to 2026

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

when I seeing people posting their Bluesky licenses

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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I love this poem

Ode To The Maggot
By Yusef Komunyakaa

Brother of the blowfly
And godhead, you work magic
Over battlefields,
In slabs of bad pork

And flophouses. Yes, you
Go to the root of all things.
You are sound & mathematical.
Jesus, Christ, you're merciless

With the truth. Ontological & lustrous,
You cast spells on beggars & kings
Behind the stone door of Caesar's tomb
Or split trench in a field of ragweed.

No decree or creed can outlaw you
As you take every living thing apart. Little
Master of earth, no one gets to heaven
Without going through you first.

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026

Broken record here, but so many of these uses start with “how can we get people to use a chatbot” rather than “how do we solve a problem” or “how do we fill a need.” The “problem” according to the companies is that people aren’t using chatbots enough.

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DoorDash's new AI chatbot lets you order with prompts and photos | TechCrunch

The new chatbot, called Ask DoorDash, allows users to search the app for what they're looking for in their own words instead of having to scroll through restaurants and stores to build a cart.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Gandalf in the shire

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 23/05/2026

this is what happens when you share a link from bluesky in the family group chat

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/05/2026

lol in 2019 allbirds randomly emailed me to ask me write a satirical newspaper for them. we had a zoom call and they gave me a ton of information and all this shit. then they asked me for a price and i offered $100 an hour and they never reached out to me again

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/05/2026

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 23/04/2026

@mbultman.bsky.social thought you and the other writers asked a lot of good questions of SY/TM today. great work all around. i feel calmer after watching that press conference.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 22/04/2026

1. Create a "Lyric Lines" database in Notion 2. Log random lines as H1s/titles of Notion Pages (and include alternate lines, verses, additional lines/ideas in body of Notion Page). 3. Export Notion database (.csv/.md) 4. Use Claude to spin up a local app with filters for future features 5. Play!

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 22/04/2026

made a local app based off the Bowie/Thom Yorke technique of cutting up poems and pulling lines out of a hat 1. Hit space 2. Get random jotting from last few years 3. Filters for highly dorky fun This is hit #3. No memory of how/why it exists so I wanna create the rest of the character it implies

A screenshot of a locally hosted app that allows the user to drag and drop in a CSV file or an .md file exported from a Notion database which was used to store individual lyric lines (as h1s in pages) or the body content of those pages (which could be individual lines or chunks/verses). The user hits the spacebar, and the app returns an h1 or an excerpt of the body content at random.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 22/04/2026

newly diagnosed, doing some research, and already encountered the final boss

A Google search for the question "is adhd a psyop" with an AI overview returning No, ADHD is not a "psyop" with pissy little sarcastic quotes as if it's not a valid question

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 17/04/2026

They’re calling him the wealthiest independent musician of all time

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 17/04/2026

i had no interest in watching the pitt and i am now gonna watch the pitt

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/04/2026

this isn’t at all what “industry plant” means, that’s a pretty sloppy category error describing a totally different thing than what is described here.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 10/04/2026

gonna write a diss track for my tummy

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Bolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

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Southern Jacobin @thomas26july.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

When the global financial paper of record says the market is fake and being manipulated by the President you just know we are entering the Cool Zone

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Danny Crichton @dannycrichton.com · 03/03/2026

No discussion of tech media can get past this basic traffic fact: in the AI world, Google and social no longer refer traffic, which means that the vast majority of readers just never find you in the first place. Analysis: growtika.com/blog/tech-m...

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 09/03/2026

"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 04/03/2026

Think of the world-altering tech since 1997—home internet, smartphones, social media, streaming, AI—and remember that practically that whole time, the US president has been someone who couldn't reset their own Wi-Fi.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 20/02/2026

need to learn how to monetize being interested in shit.

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 18/02/2026

you take 6d6 psychic damage every time you hear the throaty millennial whoop in the skyrizi commercial

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 09/02/2026

they’re calling it the most swagless super bowl of all time

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/01/2026

The right wing is so fully astroturfed that they genuinely cannot comprehend organic behavior

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

[Oreo cookie CEO]: People not liking Oreos is destroying society.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

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Jordan Keller @jordan-keller.com · 17/01/2026

narc rips. that opening sequence 🤌🤌🤌

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

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